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Christina Aguilera’s Missing Cleavage

Posted on August 16, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I think Christina Aguilera needs to get fitted with one of those magical Paris Hilton bras because her delightful funbags seem to be deflated. What a let down… Literally. Luckily what she lacks in the chesticle department she more than makes up for with an awesome tight dress. Not to mention that she’s showing off about a foot of cleavage, or at least skin where cleavage should be. Too bad, almost some really hot pictures.

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Sofia Vergara Does Esquire

Posted on August 10, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s latina super MILF Sofia Vergara in some sexy shots for Esquire magazine doing a few chores around the house in some hot little outfits including a shot of her making cookies in her underwear and heels. Who knew that pictures of some mom making cookies could be this hot? Anyhow, I love this woman and I’ve said this before that I want her to yell at me in spanish, really mean stuff that I won’t understand anyway. Hot.

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Leighton Meester Is Making Me Hungry

Posted on August 10, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’m aware that Leighton Meester isn’t wearing anything very sexy in these pictures, we can only see half of her nice long legs , but I think the way she’s sucking down that watermelon is pretty damn hot so I’m keeping them. Besides, she’s popular now and I want to get in on the ground floor. Yes, that was a euphemism for something dirty, I don’t know exactly what it’s referring to, but I’m sure there’s something there.

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Karissa Shannon and Kristina Shannon Sisterly Make Out Session

Posted on August 10, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I suppose I should be weirded out by these pictures of sisters Karissa and Kristina Shannon sharing a kiss at their ex boyfriend Hugh Hefner’s Mid Summers Night Dream party at the Playboy mansion, I mean they’re sister right and this is incest…. Really really hot incest. If someone is offended by this pretend all in the family sex act, they need to have their testicles examined. Enjoy.

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Ashley Greene Bikini Pictures

Posted on August 9, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I did it, I can’t believe it, but I did it. I’ve been asking/begging Ashley Greene to step up her game and wear something sexier than her workout leggings for what feels like months now, and she’s finally listened to me. Here she is hanging out at some douche pool in her sexy little bikini. I love it. I love it so much I can even manage to overlook that retarded hat she’s wearing. I don’t care, she’s in a bikini!! more pictures of Ashley Greene here

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Minka Kelly Is Absolutely Delicious

Posted on July 21, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

In case none of you have noticed already, Minka Kelly is a hot piece of ass. Here she is doing a little grocery shopping while she inadvertently gives me a chubby. Actually, this kind of thing happens to me more than I care to mention, it makes going to the public pool virtually impossible. Anyhow, I like this woman and I want at least one chance to try to impregnate her. … I don’t think I’m asking for too much.

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Tila Tequila’s Sweet Asian Funbags

Posted on July 20, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s Tila Tequila showing off her sweet delicious funbags. I know many of you can’t stand her but personally, I find nothing sexier than a crazy Asian broad. I think it’s time that Tila and I make a d-list/celebrity blogger sex tape. It would really help out her career and not to mention my sex life. more pictures of Tila Tequila here

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Lindsay Lohan’s Breasts Exposed

Posted on July 19, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

In case any of you were wondering how Lindsay Lohan’s boobs were coping with being associated with this whole I’m drunk and I don’t care who knows it attitude…. They’re doing just fine. Here they are looking clean and sober on the cover of GQ Germany. I know, what the hell do the Germans know about Lindsay Lohan’s boobies?…… Apparently enough to get them into a position I like…. Exposed.

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Gena Lee Nolin Is A Forgotten Hottie

Posted on July 19, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

My crotch had almost completely forgotten about Gena Lee Nolin , as had most of you I’m sure, but it’s nice to have a blast from the past on the site from time to time. Here she is clowning around in her sexy little hillbilly outfit. Get it? Clowning around…. Because she’s posing with that creepy sex offender for some event she was invited to for some reason. Anyhow, she still looks pretty good for a stay at home mom or whatever it is she’s doing now. Enjoy. more pictures of Gena Lee Nolin here

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Paris Hilton Is On A Boat

Posted on July 19, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know what to tell you, I think the title says it all, Paris Hilton spent time on a boat the other day. that’s all I’ve got. I don’t know what she’s doing or why she’s doing it, but she’s wearing a tight little dress some it somehow makes it alright. I’m kind of surprised that anyone even cares about Paris anymore. She’s what twenty five and she’s all washed up. I guess she’ll have to go back to lavishly spending her inheritance without all the media attention. Poor princess. Will you marry me?

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