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Money Prank

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Will Tila Tequila Be Answering Phone Sex Calls At The Big Brother House?

So apparently Tila Tequila is on Celebrity Big Brother this year, so I guess her phone sex business isn’t going so well. And I can’t say I’m surprised. It’s not like Tila’s voice is her best attribute, if you catch my drift. Anyway, I don’t know how much time she can take off, but at least it’s a job you can do from anywhere. Hopefully even the Big Brother House, fingers crossed. I just got my mom to let me use her credit card. » view all 11 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Tila Tequila Classes Up The Chesticles

We don’t see as much of Tila Tequila as we used to, I guess she’s finally sobered up, but that doesn’t mean that her nice fake breasts aren’t out there breaking hearts. Here she is all dolled up at some event looking pretty respectful actually. As respectful as you can with giant stripper breasts falling out of your dress. I like it. I have a friend getting married soon, I wonder if she’ll be my plus one.

Tila Tequila Struts Her Stuff

What could possibly be better on a friday afternoon than some pictures of an attention seeking asian hottie strutting her stuff on the streets? Here’s Tila Tequila showing off her tight body in a hot pink dress while she casually walks along the sidewalk on a sunny day. I wish more chicks would walk around like this, shaking the goods and slowly undressing. Hot.

Tila Tequila And Her Fancy Breasts

Here’s everyone’s favorite attention whore Tila Tequila leaving rocker Dave Navarro’s apartment the other night in her blue Lamborghini . I’m shocked that a woman of her class and stature would be associated with a rock star and turn up at his apartment late at night. What a hussy, I expected more from this chick…. Actually that’s a lie, I expected a whole lot less from this maniac. Her boobs look good though.

I’m Thankful For Girls Like Tila Tequila

So It’s that time of year again when we go around the table and give thanks for the things that we love. I’m thankful for hoochies like Tila Tequila who will do pretty much anything to get attention in a crowd, without them we wouldn’t have things like wet t-shirt contest, mud wrestling, fake lesbianism, ladies night, belly shots and unwanted pregnancies. Happy Thanksgiving everyone.

Tila Tequila’s Got Good Looking Cleavage

I haven’t had Tila Tequila’s fake boobies on the site in a long time, so I’m happy to see that she’s still not afraid to let them all hang out for the cameras every chance she gets. Not that it really takes her much convincing to show them off. It’s also nice to see her looking kinda good for a change, not so I’ll stab you in the face crazy-eyed… I wouldn’t send this one back to the agency.

Tila Tequila’s Sweet Asian Funbags

Here’s Tila Tequila showing off her sweet delicious funbags. I know many of you can’t stand her but personally, I find nothing sexier than a crazy Asian broad. I think it’s time that Tila and I make a d-list/celebrity blogger sex tape. It would really help out her career and not to mention my sex life. more pictures of Tila Tequila here

Tila Tequila’s Breasts Are Absolutely Crazy

Here’s Tila Tequila casually walking down the street acting completely natural for the cameras the other day while doing a little shopping. The girl is just out of her mind, she couldn’t even walk by a reflective surface without making kissy faces at herself. What a maniac. Imagine her in a mirror shop, she’d explode. That being said, she does have two incredible qualities that I find very attractive and would love to motorboat some time this afternoon. more pictures of Tila Tequila here

Tila Tequila’s Blond Asian Boob Show Continues

Tila Tequila’s weird blond Asian train-wreck show continues with a stop at some nightclub the other night where she performed what had to have been one of the worst versions of whatever song she sang. I don’t need to hear it, I just have a hunch it was rotten. Anyhow, at the very least the crowd was treated to a couple of ass flashes, some upskirts and probably about half a dozen nip slips, so all in all the evening was a success. On a positive note, I love her fake boobies. Enjoy.