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Kristin Cavallari’s Sexy Magical Dress

Posted on July 19, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s reality TV nobody Kristin Cavallari walking the streets in her sexy denim tube top dress. Hot. This is exactly the moment when I need one of those perverted Asian ‘Sharkers’ to show up and take care of business. If you don’t know what ‘Sharking’ is, look it up, you won’t be disappointed. Anyhow, I don’t really know how these kind of dresses stay up and I don’t think I’m supposed to find out. As far as I know, it’s magic. Enjoy.

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Paris Hilton Thinks She’s Bad Ass

Posted on July 19, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Leave it Paris Hilton to get caught by photographers while she smokes what the kids are calling marijuana cigarettes at some concert the other day. What a lady douche. What was she thinking? Doesn’t she know that she’s got a responsibility as a roll model for pretentious, self indulgent rich girls everywhere to live up to. I’m disappointed in her. Can you imagine how annoying a stoned Paris Hilton must be? No thank you.

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Erica Chevillar’s Massive Nobody Sideboob

Posted on July 19, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I absolutely love blond nobodies with lots of make up and big fake boobies who pose for the cameras like they’re superstar pornstars or strippers who don’t have to do the lap dance thing. Here’s some sort of random MMA chick Erica Chevillar giving us quite a nice little look at her massive sideboob. If you stare at her boob long enough you start to get a little confused as to what you’re looking at…. Confused and aroused at the same time.

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Kelly Brook Topless Motorcycle Pictures

Posted on July 19, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I haven’t got a clue what these pictures of Kelly Brook topless on a motorcycle are for, but they’re pictures of Kelly Brook topless on a frickin’ motorcycle so who gives a flying bag of crap. I can’t believe how lucky that motorcycling son of a bitch’s back is, I’m so jealous, all my back does is get stuck to the back of my leather couch because I sweat when I eat. It’s a very common condition. Anyhow, Kelly is hot… Blah blah. Enjoy.

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Jenna Dewan Attempts The Jessica Alba Bikini Ass Pose

Posted on July 19, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know who Jenna Dewan is, but here she is attempting the Jessica Alba Bikini Ass Pose . Her form is a little off but I’d be more than happy to help her work on the arch in her back. Call me.

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Lindsay Lohan Does Complex

Posted on July 19, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s a little Lindsay Lohan hotness in the latest Complex Magazine. I believe Lindsay is heading to jail tomorrow so this may be the last time we see her for a while. I’m already beginning to have withdrawal symptons. Her boobies will be missed.

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Marisa Miller’s Sexiness Deserves An Award

Posted on July 15, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

So apparently the 2010 ESPY Awards were last night and all kinds of hotties showed up to meet a rich athlete to have babies with. Stupid athletes. Here’s Marisa Miller looking spectacular, as usual, on the red carpet giving us an awesome taste of her supermodel cleavage. Too hot. And of course I wasn’t invited to this crap again this year because they still haven’t recognized marathon masturbation as an official sport yet, but believe me, when they do I’ll be there to accept my lifetime achievement award.

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Maria Menounos Is Quite Possibly TOO Cute

Posted on July 15, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’m not sure that cute is the right word to describe these pictures of one of my favorites, Maria Menounos , at some event I will never be invited to. Drop dead sexy is more appropriate I think. This profile shot is just perfect and don’t get me started on that ass. Incredible. I would marry this woman in a second, and when she divorces me I’ll have no problem letting take half my blogging money. Worth every penny. Enjoy.

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Irina Sheik Toples In GQ Magazine

Posted on July 14, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’m still not sure what I’m supposed to call this Russian hottie, sometime she’s known as Irina Sheik , sometimes she’s Irina Shayk , but for the sake of this post I’m going to call her my new internet girlfriend. Here she is topless on the cover of GQ magazine. Alright so she’s not topless in every picture, but the ones where she was forced to cover up, she does it with various skimpy see through outfits. Thank you. Now if only I can get her to distance herself from that soccer Euro-douche we’d be in business. Call me.

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Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Sweet Hooker Heels

Posted on July 14, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t have much to say about these pictures of Jennifer Love Hewitt , I just like a chick in high heels I guess, but I thought I’d share them with you guys anyway. I don’t know where she’s going, but those type of heels are normally attached to strippers or prostitutes. I like it. She’s been getting out there lately in tight little outfits or giving us tasty snippets of cleavage so I shouldn’t be to hard on her. Notice how I used the words hard on? That’s right. more pictures of Jennifer Love Hewitt here

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