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Kim Kardashian’s Sick Big Booty

Earlier today you may have thought that CoCo Austin’s big ass stuffed into a pair of tight rubber leggings was pretty impressive, well not to be outdone, here’s Kim Kardashian at the same event testing the strength of every microfiber in her tight white bodysuit. That ass is sick! She looks like she’s dragging around a couple of Christmas hams in there…. A couple of hams I’d like to sink my teeth into on a Friday night. more pictures of Kim Kardashian here       Related Articles: Kim’s Milkshake Brings All The Boys to The Yard… Kim Kardashian And Audrina Patridge Make A Useless Pair Kim Kardashian’s Ass Pushes Her Leggings To The Limit Kim Kardashian’s New Hairdo Photos: Flynet , PacificCoastNews

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Lindsay Lohan Attempts Some Decent Cleavage

Here’s Lindsay Lohan doing her best to stay on my radar by attempting to drop some decent cleavage for me. She was doing a pretty good job of it until her annoying hair decided to ruin it for the rest of us. Stupid hair. You’re supposed to highlight the boobs with some pigtails or something, not block it out completely. Get it together, It’s the boobs turn to get some attention. Poor things.

Kim Kardashian Gets Waxed

Although the title to this post is somewhat provocative, If you were expecting to see pictures of Kim Kardashian getting her lady bits waxed, you’re going to be sadly disappointed. Here she is unveiling her new big assed wax version of herself the other day. I don’t really get the point of a wax museum, they’re just big candles, but I like that Kim gets to check out her own ass. Not to mention her tits look awesome. I kinda want to see them make out. Hot.

Elizabeth Hurley Is Icy Hot

Alright folks, that’s it for me today, but I thought I’d leave you with some pictures of the super fine MILF Elizabeth Hurley attending some fancy ass party I would never be invited to. I was kinda hoping that putting her next to a giant elephant ice sculpture would perhaps coax her nipples to make an appearance, but it doesn’t seem to have worked out that way unfortunately. Maybe she’s so hot that she’ll melt that thing. Lame.

Anna Kournikova Stretches Out Her Hotness

I just love Anna Kounikova so if any of you re going to complain that I’ve got pictures of her doing nothing but stretching out her hotness, I’m kicking you off the site. I get that she’s not really doing anything in these pictures, but her ass is absolutely spectacular and I needed to show it off to the world. Or at least to those who read this garbage. I would like to chew on that thing for hours like it was Anna Kournikova ass jerky. Delicious.

Elle Macpherson Slips An Old Nipple

Obviously it’s been a while since Elle Macpherson has done anything provocative because these nipple slip pictures just seem weird to me. I get that she’s older now and that the only attention her boobs get these days are from some kid pawing at them all afternoon, but she’s a former supermodel and I was expecting more. Nipples aren’t supposed to be pointing to the sky, or are they? Anyhow, it’s nice to see that she’s still trying, keep up the good work.

Katy Perry’s X Rated Hipster Boobs

These pictures of Katy Perry clearly aren’t X-rated, but she’s making an X with her arms and she’s at some X Factor auditions so that’s good enough for me. I know, I’ve got nothing, but it’s Katy Perry and her nice hipster boobs making faces that are kinda turning me on for some reason so who gives a crap. That and I like her chain mail dress, it’s sexy and if a shark bites her she should be relatively unharmed. Hot.

Pamela Anderson’s Haggard Old Hotness

I wanted to write about how disgusting Pamela Anderson is getting in her old age, that she’s trash and should be retired to greener pastures and that I would never ever have sex with her in a million years…. I don’t think I can say that. Sure she’s getting up there in years, she’s in the autumn of her sexiness, but um…. I’d still hit it. I know that sounds terrible, but I’m sure I’m not the only one. What can I say? I’d do it, one hundred percent. Even if it’s just for a story to tell at my wedding. more pictures of Pamela Anderson here

Alessandra Ambrosio’s Bubbly Hotness

I don’t know what supermodel Alessandra Ambrosio is doing here, from what I can tell she’s at an event hosted by a Champagne company. Whatever she’s doing, I’m getting a bubbly feeling in my pants so it can’t be all that bad. I would like some scientist nerd somewhere to figure out a way to bottle hot supermodels like Alessandra so that I can pop a cork an pour her sexiness all over my naked body. Why is science so far behind?

Victoria Beckham Brings Her Sexy Back

I haven’t seen Victoria Beckham in a little while and I’m pleased to see that she’s trying to bring back her sexiness. I was annoyed when she had her fake boobs reduced, but this is what I like to see to help me get over it. She’s classy and slutty all rolled up in to one delicious package. Hot. So hot in fact that she looks like one of those expensive women you can order off the internet. Nice job. more pictures of Victoria Beckham here