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Gisele Bundchen Bikini Pictures

As far as supermodel bikini pictures go these shots of Gisele Bundchen aren’t all that special, but compared to bikini pictures in general, they’re awesome. Obviously that’s due to the incredible body that’s filling out the bikinis so nicely. I know I shouldn’t be surprised that she looks so good in a bikini, she’s a supermodel after all, but I still get impressed… In my pants. Nice one.

Sofia Vergara’s Sweet Loose Fitting MILF Top

Here’s sexy latina MILF Sofia Vergara shaking her lady goods while leaving a restaurant the other day. Obviously I can’t tell she’s shaking the goods, they’re pictures after all, but I’ve seen the way she walks around on that TV show she’s on and I have to assume everything is giggling around pretty nicely. Especially in that loose top of hers. Sweet. I wouldn’t kick her out of bed for… I don’t even have to finish that expression, I just wouldn’t kick her out of bed. Period.

Adriana Lima Topless For V Magazine

This picture is pretty self explanatory if you ask me, Adriana Lima without her top on for the cover of V Magazine . I don’t know what V Magazine is, but someone should tell them that their stupid giant V is blocking my view of Adriana’s supermodel nipples. Not cool guys, if there was ever a time for a lower case v this would be it. Thanks for nothing.

Aubrey O’Day Swimsuit Cleavage

Busty nobody Aubrey O’Day seems to subscribe to the Adrienne Curry school of Twitter self promotion, probably because like Adrienne nobody wants to take her picture so she has to do it all herself. Not that I really care, Twitter is an ideal place to find hot chicks looking for attention by posting pictures of themselves in various stages of undress. Why do you think I’m on it? Anyhow, here she is showing off some bikini cleavage on the beach over the weekend. Thanks Twitter .

Megan Fox Shows Her Panties Again

These are even worse than mondays pictures of Megan Fox flashing her little pink panties , at least monday she was wearing tight yoga pants, these dumpy period jeans are just disgusting. I like a chick who can get away with wearing jeans and a t-shirt, but the jeans are supposed to be tight enough to show off her ass, these make her look like she’s on her way to paint my backyard fence…. In 1994.

Jessica Biel Is Almost Too Hot

I wasn’t planning on going to see the A-Team movie because I didn’t want it to ruin my fond memories of the TV show, but after seeing these pictures of Jessica Biel’s awesome body I may reconsider. I always knew she was hot, but this is almost too much for me. I think I’m going to wait for the DVD to come out so that I can watch Jessica in high definition and in slow motion with the lights off and maybe some scented candles. I can’t wait. That ass is delicious.

Holly Madison’s Boobs Celebrate Something

Your guess is as good as mine as to what Playboy playmate Holly Madison is celebrating in these pictures, but she’s got on a sweet little outfit so how could I resist putting her on the site. She’s good, she knows that if she puts on a pair of short shorts and some silly short bus socks I’m going to be all over it, and that’s not even taking into account her spectacular fake boobs that I love so much…. Deep down I’m sure they love me too.

Kelly Brook Models Her Little Lingerie

I can’t think of a better way to finish off the day than with some incredibly hot pictures of Kelly Brook in various bra and panty combinations. Heavenly. The girl is just hot and she seems to be everywhere these days, not that I’m complaining, hot chicks should be required to leave their houses and get out their in public for us to look at. It would make everyone’s day seem that much brighter. Call your Governor.

Jessica Biel’s Hotness Tour Continues

It’s nice to see that Jessica Biel is all over the place promoting her A-Team movie, the chick is just hot and should be all over the place. Here she is outside the Letterman studios flashing a smile and melting hearts. I could probably make some lame joke about my pants getting tight right now, but she just looks so damn good I can’t be bothered, I’m just enjoying the show.

Jessica Alba Flashes…. Umm Nothing

Ever since Jessica Alba squeezed out that baby of hers, she just hasn’t been the same in my eyes. I’m not saying that she’s let her body go, far from it she’s still in good shape, but she seems to be lacking the sex appeal she used to have. Here she is doing a little shopping in an inordinate amount of clothing. Ooooh I can see her bare shoulders in that sexy sleeveless vest of hers…. I think my penis just yawned.