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Lindsay Lohan’s Black & White Cleavage

Posted on June 4, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’m done for the week, but I’m leaving you with some sexy black and white pictures of Lindsay Lohan and her sweet front meat falling out of her loose top. Hot. I would have preferred it if her kid sister wasn’t’ in the shot, but it’s not the end of the world, I’ll photoshop someone like Cheryl Tweedy or Alessandra Amborsio’s head onto her body and go from there. Technology can fix pretty much anything. Except for my hangover.

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Kelly Brook’s Hotness Tour Continues

Posted on June 4, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kelly Brook is everywhere these days, I love it, she must be busy promoting some crap that I don’t care about. What I do like is the fact that she’s always wearing something a little revealing. This time it’s a nice little leopard print sun-dress that shows off her tasty legs. Grrrr. Alright, that was lame, but you assholes know what the hell I’m getting at.

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Kelly Brook’s Skinny Jeans Get My Attention

Posted on June 3, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Earlier today I mentioned how much I was in love with Hilary Duff’s skinny jeans and high heels, well now it looks like Kelly Brook is trying to get my attention wearing her sweet pair of skinny jeans and high heels. Girls girls, there’s plenty of the Tuna to go around, there’s not need to fight it out like this. But if you really want to get my attention, you can fight it out with water balloons filled with baby oil wearing booty shorts and high heels. Just a suggestion. Send me the pictures on

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Kelly Brook’s Incredible Little Ass

Posted on May 31, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here are a couple of really hot pictures of Kelly Brook for some sort of Reebok ad. I know that I’ve already had her up on the site today, but I had to show you perverts these ones. Look at that incredible ass, I want it to take me out to dinner, use me and never call me again. I wouldn’t care. I don’t really know how this is an ad for Reebok , but to be honest this could be an ad for anti diarrhea pills and I’d probably still touch myself inappropriately to it. So hot.

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Shannon Elizabeth Because She Bores Me

Posted on May 28, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I wish I could say that I finally got some hot pictures of Shannon Elizabeth for you guys, but sadly I don’t. The girl is just an all around bore. The only good thing I could possibly see in all of this is that it looks like her boyfriend or husband or dude she’s with is a little soft and out of shape, meaning that maybe if I put on a few pounds I might have a chance at banging her. Not that I’m really into it, it’s only Shannon Elizabeth after all.

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Sophie Monk Gets Her Jobless Hair Did

Posted on May 26, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I knew it was just a matter of time before I had pictures of jobless hottie Sophie Monk actually doing something, unfortunately I thought it would be something work related not just her getting her roots lightened. Who pays for this crap? The best part is that she doesn’t look too pleased to be photographed in this kind of situation. She looks like a really sexy deer caught in the headlights.

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Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Impressive Curves

Posted on May 25, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’ve made a lot of jokes over the years at the expense of Jennifer Love Hewitt’s big ass, but I have to hand it to her, If she’s still got a big ass she knows how to hide it very effectively. Here she is at some event doing just that, all I see are amazing curves and some nice distracting cleavage. Well done. These shots make me think that maybe I’m wrong and that she’s managed to shrink her ass down to a reasonable size. I’m impressed. Now give us a peek just to make sure. more pictures of Jennifer Love Hewitt here

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Imogen Thomas Bikini Pictures

Posted on May 25, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know who this Imogen Thomas chick is, but damn those things are awesome. During my crack research about her I’m getting that she’s Welsh, some sort of wonder and she’s taking a dip. That’s all I’ve got for you. Whoever she is, she’s got a great set of breasts that are giving me that special feeling below the equator. In my penis, she’s giving me a good feeling in my penis, in case none of you knew what I was talking about. Boners. Enjoy.

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Vanessa Hudgens Works Her Short Shorts

Posted on May 25, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I wouldn’t say that these are the best pictures I’ve ever seen of a celebrity in short shorts, unless you’re into grainy pictures shot from a distance of a hottie jogging, In which case you’re going to love these. Here’s Vanessa Hugdens out for a jog the other day in her little booty shorts. Sadly we don’t ever get a shot of the little booty so you’ll all have to use your imagination. I’m using mine right now and that thing is spectacular. I don’t know why Audrina Patridge is there oiling it up, but I like it.

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Salma Hayek’s Awesome Latina Chesticles

Posted on May 24, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Alright, I’m done for the day, but I couldn’t leave without posting these pictures of Salma Hayek’s sweet latina chesticles walking the red carpet at Cannes the other day. Boobs bouncing up and down stairs are pretty awesome if you ask me. I wonder if there’s a website filled with videos of hot chicks with big tits running up and down stairs in bikinis and where can I get a membership? more pictures of Salma Hayek here

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