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Lucy Pinder’s Prize Winning Breasts

Posted on May 16, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know what sort of county fair has a ‘ Best Breasts ‘ category, but I would have like to have been there when they awarded Lucy Pinder with the blue ribbon. I’ve been saying for years that her breasts are awesome so it’s nice to see that someone is finally listening. I don’t know the logistics of how those ribbons are staying on, but I’d like to find out. I’m hoping it somehow involves saliva… And another hot chick. Enjoy.

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Marisa Miller Knows How To Fill Out A Bikini

Posted on May 13, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Any day that I get pictures of Marisa Miller in a bikini is a good day. I don’t know if they’re old or not and frankly I don’t give a crap. I tried to read what she was holding up so I could maybe find out why she’s wearing a bikini, but my eyes just would not allow me to look away from her gorgeous tight body. I don’t blame them, she’s spectacular, if you could impregnate someone over the internet she’d already be carrying my handsome unborn child. We can call him Philip and teach him to speak with an accent. Call me.

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Jessica Simpson Gives Me Something I Can Use

Posted on May 12, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’ve finally got some pictures of Jessica Simpson in a slutty little outfit, unfortunately she looks like a common streetwalker. Don’t get me wrong, if I could scrape together fifty bucks I’d be all over that, but she’s better than this. Her acting career hasn’t been doing all that well of late so maybe she’s just doing a cameo as a prozzy on Law & Order: SVU . Isn’t that what failed actresses do? I guess I should enjoy it while I can, think of it as role playing, she’ll dress up as a hooker and I’ll masturbate at home alone in my mother’s basement. Good times.

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Joanna Krupa Bikini Pictures Are Awesome

Posted on May 11, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’m aware that the chances of anyone reading this right now are slim to none considering this text is placed between pictures of super hottie Joanna Krupa in various little bikinis, but if there is anyone reading I’ve got just one thing to say to you… Are you mental? They’re Joanna Krupa bikini pictures for crying out loud. Get it together asshole. more pictures of Joanna Krupa here

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Natalie Portman Even Frightens Herself

Posted on May 11, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This is exactly how I feel when I see these pictures or any other pictures of Natalie Portman .

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Blake Lively Is An Absolute Stunner

Posted on May 4, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here is possible my favorite female of all time at this exact moment Blake Lively at the Costume Institute Gala Benefit last night looking as gorgeous and as sexy as ever. She’s almost too much for me to handle, almost because obviously I would at least like to get the opportunity to try to handle her. I really don’t know what else to say about her, she’s perfect and I can’t stop looking at those long legs long enough to write anything interesting. I love her. Call me.

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Scarlett Johansson’s Knees Block The Goods

Posted on May 3, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I was hoping that one of these days Scarlett Johansson would finally give us a peek at either her big fat boobies or something in the upskirt region. Sadly these pictures aren’t giving us either. So boring. I used to get more upskirt action when I visited my grandmother at the senior’s home for alzheimer patients, I guess that’s not much of a stretch, after a few shots of Schnapps those crazy old birds had no idea what they were doing….. Good times.

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Ashley Tisdale Dares Wear Short Shorts

Posted on April 30, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s nobody Ashley Tisdale out and about in a pair of denim short shorts and I think a see through top, I can’t see any nipple so I can’t really be sure. What a waste. Anyhow, I think that’s all I have to say about this crap, girl doesn’t do anything interesting and she’s not as hot as Sophie Monk so I don’t know what to tell you. Don’t get me wrong, I’d still throw her a hump, but that says more about me than her so we’re not really getting anywhere. Just try to enjoy the pics.

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Fergie Needs To Get Her Act Together

Posted on April 30, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I know that Fergie has had it kinda rough in her life, what with being addicted to meth and being an old woman, but she seriously has to get her act together. I’m not complaining about her body, it’s awesome, that would be like complaining about beer being too delicious, but that head needs to go. Too bad we couldn’t just pop them off like Lego men and replace them with better ones. I know I’d love to replace my head with that of a Lego spaceman. So handsome.

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Jessica Simpson’s Boobs Hit The Tonight Show

Posted on April 28, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t watch The Tonight Show anymore because I don’t like the way that fat ass Leno pushed Conan out to get his job back, but I will however look at pictures of big boobed hotties taken from the show. I’m not an idiot. Here’s Jessica Simpson and her delicious chubcakes on the show talking about who cares and promoting whatever. I would like to sit down to an interview with those big things, I have so many questions for them, I wouldn’t know where to begin. Let’s start with the nipples.

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