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Rihanna’s Futuristic Hooker Outfit Works

Posted on April 22, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s Rihanna in one of her weird futuristic hooker outfits performing one of her routines that apparently involves a duet with her camel toe. I don’t know how that’s supposed to work, but I definitely don’t want to hear it. Anyhow, it was nice of her to give us a few booty shots so I shouldn’t be too hard on her. Ha, I said hard on, which is exactly what I’ve got for this weird Rihanna chick right now. Have I shared too much? Enjoy.

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Fergie’s Cleavage Doing What It Does Best

Posted on April 21, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

These are some pictures of Fergie shooting a late-night video for the Grammy nominated electro-hop group LMFAO …. Does anyone have any ideas what the hell that could be? I may be out of touch when it comes to hipster music, but I know a nice set of boobs when I see one and Fergie’s boobs look… Whatever the new hipster word for awesome is. Enjoy.

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Melanie Brown’s Manly Posterior

Posted on April 20, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I think I phrased the title to this post wrong, I don’t mean to say that former Spice Girl Melanie Brown’s ass is manly, far from it, I just mean that she herself is manly. All cleared up? Actually, her boobs aren’t all that manly either, now I’ve even got myself confused. Forget I ever said anything about anyone being manly and enjoy the booty show. I need to lie down. That ass looks like it could be pretty comfortable.

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Isabel Lucas’ Cute Little Booty At Coachella

Posted on April 19, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

A wise man once told me to never fear a bald man, well I fear that the bald man in these pictures is banging a hot piece of Australian ass and I don’t like it. Here’s that bald guy from those Transporter movies hanging out at Coachella with Aussie hottie Isabel Lucas . Stupid bald man, I think I’m wasting a nice full head of hair here in my mom’s basement. Anyhow, look at this girl’s ass, I’d like to transport that thing to my lap. Enjoy.

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Christina Hendricks’ Massive Talents in Esquire

Posted on April 19, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Ever since I first laid eyes on Mad Men’s Christina Hendricks’ absolutely massive skin pillows , I haven’t been able to look away. Here she is looking possibly the best I’ve ever seen her on the cover of Esquire magazine. So hot! Those things just seem to belong pressed up against my head until I can barely gather enough breath to mutter our predetermined safe-word ‘Aardvark’. Good times.

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Sophie Turner Bikini Pictures

Posted on April 18, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s model/nobody Sophie Turner working on getting some media exposure by working on her tan in a bikini. Job well done. Now if she could slowly remove her top and lick her lips, we’d be in business. Enjoy.

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Paris Hilton’s Magical Boobs For Grampa

Posted on April 15, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s Paris Hilton out on the town with her grandfather and her magical boobies . I’m pretty impressed that grampa managed to stay out this late, but I’m more impressed with the quality of Paris’ cleavage. Those things look like you can park a bicycle between them. Obviously by bicycle I mean… You know what I’m talking about, don’t make me say it in front of the old man.

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Susan Sarandon’s Old Lady Cleavage For Some Reason I Don’t Care To Explain

Posted on April 15, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

You know it’s a slow day at HollywoodTuna when I’ve got pictures of Susan Sarandon’s old lady cleavage up on the site. What was I thinking? I knew I shouldn’t have had all that Grand Marnier . Hopefully some of you will appreciate this, if not, forward it to your dad.

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Holly Madison Flashes Her Kitty

Posted on April 15, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Wait, did you think I meant Holly Madison was flashing her lady bits? Shame on you, I’m not some sort of smut peddler, this is a good clean site that respects women. You must be so disappointed. Anyhow, here’s the former Playboy playmate at some SPCA event in Vegas having a little trouble containing her little white kitty…. And luckily for us her big fake boobies. Enjoy.

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Fergie’s Futuristic Cleavage

Posted on April 13, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s Fergie showing off her cleavage and booty in her futuristic outfit. All I know is if girls are going to be dressed like this in the year 3000, freeze my body now and thaw me later.

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