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Former Miss Alyssa Campanella Is Super Hot

Here’s former Miss USA Alyssa Campanella at an after-party for the Miss Nevada USA Pageant at some Las Vegas nightclub, looking way hotter than I remembered her being. Man, a beauty pageant after-party in Vegas? What does a blogger have to do to get invited to these things? All those impressionable young hotties looking to advance their modeling careers? I’d clean up at a place like that! No, seriously, I would literally clean up the place as the janitor as long as it meant I got an invite next year. Related Articles: Miss USA Alyssa Campanella’s Boobs Come Out Miss USA Alyssa Campanella And Contestants In A Sexy Swimsuit Fashion Show Paris Hilton Dancing Flip Book Paris Hilton’s Got Major Case Of Nipple-itis Photos: WENN.com

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Paris Hilton’s Body Is Not What It Used To Be

You’d think the easiest thing for a woman who doesn’t do anything in life would be to keep their body in top shape. So when I look at these pictures of Paris Hilton in a swimsuit, I understand why no one gives a crap about her anymore. Girl needs to do some deep knee bends and get that booty back in shape. I’m sure she has plenty of time on her hands, so there should be no excuses.

Pink Is Rock Hard In Shape

I don’t consider Pink late night “Tuna Material”, but that could change after seeing these photos from the latest issue of Shape Magazine. Girl is rock hard. You know if Pink would just grow out her hair for once, she could really be a bona fide MILF. I hope she’s listening because in all honesty I do think she has a great voice and is one of the better female talents out there. I just wish she’d look the part.

Priscilla Caripan Is A Hottie You Need To Know

Every once in a while, I like to give a little love to an unknown hottie — they’re always so much more appreciative than people like Christina Aguilera or Jessica Simpson. Probably because I’m not calling them washed up or fat. Anyway, here’s Priscilla Caripan for a magazine called DSS Spain. She’s a model from Toronto, has a very nice portfolio, and looks like she knows her way around the backseat of a car. I’m sold. » view all 23 photos Related Articles: Paula Labaredas Shows Us Some Skin Paris Hilton Is Back And Trashier Than Ever Paris Hilton Dancing Flip Book Paris Hilton’s Got Major Case Of Nipple-itis

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Ashley Greene’s Booty Needs Some Cushion

I know that I may or may not have been one of those people encouraging Twilight hottie Ashley Greene to keep working out, I like my women tight, but I think she may have gone too far. Here she is looking at birthday cards or some crap like that, looking a little too skinny in her spandex pants. I mean she still looks really hot, but that booty seems to have completely disappeared. What the hell? Enough with the deep knee bends, I think you’re good. It looks like one sinewy muscle now, she can probably jump really high or break twigs with that thing. She needs to get on the baseball player workout routine, how do their asses get so big? Somebody help her.

Ashley Greene’s Booty Needs Some Cushion

I know that I may or may not have been one of those people encouraging Twilight hottie Ashley Greene to keep working out, I like my women tight, but I think she may have gone too far. Here she is looking at birthday cards or some crap like that, looking a little too skinny in her spandex pants. I mean she still looks really hot, but that booty seems to have completely disappeared. What the hell? Enough with the deep knee bends, I think you’re good. It looks like one sinewy muscle now, she can probably jump really high or break twigs with that thing. She needs to get on the baseball player workout routine, how do their asses get so big? Somebody help her.

Paris Hilton’s Skinny Booty In A Swimsuit

I think it’s been a while since we’ve seen Paris Hilton hanging out in a bathing suit, or not, I’m too lazy to actually look it up. Here she is looking completely natural as she enjoys a little time alone at the beach with only a few of her closest photographer friends. Not bad. I mean she’s still got nothing up front in the chest area, but she seems to know how to high light her “assets”. Get it? Cause she’s sticking her ass in the air… We’re done here.

Paris Hilton’s Skinny Booty In A Swimsuit

I think it’s been a while since we’ve seen Paris Hilton hanging out in a bathing suit, or not, I’m too lazy to actually look it up. Here she is looking completely natural as she enjoys a little time alone at the beach with only a few of her closest photographer friends. Not bad. I mean she’s still got nothing up front in the chest area, but she seems to know how to high light her “assets”. Get it? Cause she’s sticking her ass in the air… We’re done here.

Julianne Hough’s Hottest Ballerina Ever!!!

So is Julianne Hough more than just some chick who was on Dancing With The Stars and who makes Ryan Seacrest seem less umm… More umm…. You know what I’m talking about. Here she is in some photoshoot all done up as what has to be the hottest ballerina ever! And that’s saying a lot because ballerina’s are known to be skinny, big breasted, big haired hotties who love to show off the goods. Maybe I’m thinking of a stripper named Ballerina. Still hot.

2012 Miss USA Preliminary Bikini Competition

Alright, the preliminaries are over for the 2012 Miss USA Bikini Competition and for those of you out there keeping track, the leaders are some chick with big breasts and a perfect smile, followed by about fifty other big breasted chicks with perfect smiles and various hair colors. Keep it here for all your detailed analysis. I don’t really care who’s winning, they’re all winners in my book, I just like the constant parade of bikini hotties… Without having to pay for it. Enjoy.