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Melanie Brown Packs In Her Mom Boobs

Here’s former Spice Girl Melanie Brown taking Eddie Murphy’s kid somewhere the other day wearing a typical California mom outfit. She’s got big cans, she shouldn’t be stuffing them into tight sports bras like this, let ‘em out. I’ve got to say that the Spice Girls have really gone downhill, I remember when they first bust onto the world stage with their crappy music and tacky/slutty outfits. Good times. Now they’re just old chicks who would rather have proper support for their boobs than sexiness. So lame.

Melanie Brown’s Manly Posterior

I think I phrased the title to this post wrong, I don’t mean to say that former Spice Girl Melanie Brown’s ass is manly, far from it, I just mean that she herself is manly. All cleared up? Actually, her boobs aren’t all that manly either, now I’ve even got myself confused. Forget I ever said anything about anyone being manly and enjoy the booty show. I need to lie down. That ass looks like it could be pretty comfortable.

Melanie Brown’s Cleavage Is Getting Out Of Hand

First former Spice Girl Melanie Brown completely ruined what was left of her looks with one of the worst haircuts I’ve ever seen, and now her boobies look like they’re starting to go. Once the boobs go it’s all over. Here she is out with her husband or boyfriend or some dude, who knows and who cares, what matters is the condition of her washed up front meat. They look like they’re struggling to stay in a position for optimal cleavage viewing. Keep it together girls, we’re all rooting for you. more pictures of Melanie Brown here

Rotten Tuna: Melanie Brown

I’ve done a lot of Rotten Tuna posts over the last few years but I think these take the Rotten Tuna cake. Here’s former Spice Girl Melanie Brown living up to her Scary Spice nickname with an absolutely rotten new haircut arriving at LAX the other day. What the hell is this sh#t all about? This better not have been on purpose, I hope that her hair got caught in some sort of dangerous heavy machinery and the only way to save herself was to chop it off. That’s the only reasonable explanation for doing this to yourself.

Spice Lady Mel B Works It

Here’s former Spice Girl Melanie Brown working it as she kicks off some sort of fitness product or workout garbage.

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Mel B’s Got Serious Cleavage

Here’s Mel B leaving her hotel wearing a corset. As if her fake breasts needed to be pushed up even more, not that I’m complaining, but aren’t those more useful for titty challenged girls like Annalynne McCord ?! Anyway, I hope this trend continues because at least you know what you’re getting in the bedroom before hitting on the chick in the club. more pictures of Mel B here