I still can’t believe how massive Dua Lipa is. I just discovered her a couple of months ago and turns out she is like the biggest singer in the world. WTF! She isn’t even all that good. I don’t know who found her and produced her, but they’re laughing all the way to the bank. Good for them.
There is no doubt in my mind that Elsa Hosk is the best model out there. Even these lame pictures are hot. I much prefer her Instagram stuff way more, but once in a while a little classy change is good for a split second. OK, back to her Instagram feed.
So Dua Lipa turned 22. I can’t believe how big this chick got with her music considering she is a slightly below average singer. Boggles my mind. All you need now is a model hot chick with an Instagram following and a few good producers and voilà you have a star. Crazy world we live in.
I keep looking at old pictures of Ariana Grande and I can’t believe how she turned out. She was such an ugly child. I’m more than positive that she had tons of work done. I don’t know for sure, but how does one get to be so cute when so ugly. And we’re not talking about that many years ago. Anyway, here she is in some campaign. Enjoy.
The moral of this particular story would be that “Kids are always watching.” A well, intentioned seven-year-old boy named Cooper drew a photo of his mom in school … and when she saw it, she couldn’t believe how she was depicted. Apparently, like all of us from time to time, she experiences a bit of road rage? Mom explains that when she questioned Cooper about the drawing, “he began to lift his middle finger and an ‘uh oh’ expression blanketed his face.” He then said, “Mommy, that’s what you do to drivers when you are mad.” The best part of this unintentionally hilarious note is that if you look closer, the index finger is raised. Maybe she just wants to give other drivers a stern lecture?
Remember Oscar season 2010-11? Remember we had to keep caring about The Fighter ? I can’t believe how long we had to care about The Fighter . For me it was the Cold Mountain of 2011. The louder you squawked, the better your Oscar chances. Did you wave your hands frantically a lot of the time? Did you steal your accent from an SNL table read? See you at the dais. Anyway, I’m still sore with Mark Wahlberg, and I’m approaching the international trailer for his new movie Contraband with that rancor. It comes out in January, so it has to be laughable. Let’s laugh.
I haven’t got a clue what these pictures of Kelly Brook topless on a motorcycle are for, but they’re pictures of Kelly Brook topless on a frickin’ motorcycle so who gives a flying bag of crap. I can’t believe how lucky that motorcycling son of a bitch’s back is, I’m so jealous, all my back does is get stuck to the back of my leather couch because I sweat when I eat. It’s a very common condition. Anyhow, Kelly is hot… Blah blah. Enjoy.
Suri Cruise manages to hold her own as she and mama Katie Holmes go out for lunch in NYC despite the crazy blizzard going on right now. In fact, the little princess and her Princess and the Frog umbrella seem to be handling the snowy weather just fine. We just can’t believe how big she’s getting! More Katie and Suri: Shy Suri Cruise’s The City
This is the second set of Britney Spears bikini pictures I’ve got for you today and I still can’t believe how good she looks in her bikini . It kinda hurts me to say that, it’s like saying “This passover ham is cooked beautifully” or “I don’t care if you didn’t have time to wax”.