Katy Perry’s “Swish Swish” video features Nicki Minaj, Molly Shannon, Terry Crews, Christine from Youtube, and so many more people. Can you find them all?
Dads, huh? They may mean well. They may love you and be protective of you and do absolutely anything for you. But that doesn't mean they also won't make your eyes roll with a classic Dad Joke. Below, we present either the 19 best or 19 worst Dad Jokes in the history of the Internet. You may decide for yourself which category they belong in… 1. What About the Glue? A-HA! You walked right into that one! 2. Some People Might Not Find This Funny We are not among those people. 3. The Sun Came Out Tomorrow It happened! 4. A Lesson in Grammar And a funny lesson in that! 5. Wait For It… Wait For It… … Keep waiting for it. 6. What Do You Meme? The Internet has really opened up a whole new avenue for Dad Jokes. View Slideshow
RIP, true love. In a shocking announcement made this evening, Ben Stiller and Christine Taylor revealed the news that their marriage is over after 17 years. It hardly seems right. Ben and Christine released a joint statement to Entertainment Tonight, explaining that “With tremendous love and respect for each other, and the 18 years we spent together as a couple, we have made the decision to separate.” “Our priority will continue to be raising our children as devoted parents and the closest of friends.” In closing, the (former, we guess) couple asked for privacy during this tough time. And man, what a surprisingly heartbreaking time it is. The two comedic actors met while filming a TV pilot called Heat Vision and Jack, and if you don’t remember it, it’s because the show was never picked up. But their relationship sure picked up — after a year of dating, they were married in a beach ceremony in Hawaii, exactly 17 years ago this month. Ben proposed after they’d been dating just seven months, and in an old interview, he compared the situation to one of his biggest movies, Meet the Parents. “I asked her father for permission before I did it,” he recalled at the time. “It was like Meet the Parents in real life, because Christine’s father is an intimidating guy who owns a security company.” In 2002, they welcomed their first child, a daughter they named Ella, and three years later they had a son named Quinlin. They’ve also worked together quite a bit, with Christine making appearances in Zoolander, both the original movie and the 2016 sequel, and Dodgeball. She also had a small part in 2008’s Tropic Thunder. There’s no word yet on what went wrong with their marriage, and we don’t imagine there will be. Ben and Christine have never really made it in the tabloids, and they’ve been exceedingly private in their relationship. After all, they were together before social media existed — scandals just weren’t as easy to come by in 2000. We imagine that they’ll stay true to their statement and keep things just as classy and private as ever, all while continuing to raise their children together. But we’re not going to lie — this split really hurts. View Slideshow: Celebrity Break-Ups: Who Called It Quits in 2017?
Krysten Decker, the aunt of Sister Wives star Christine Brown, has been speaking to the press all week, and it seems Kody Brown and company are not happy about it. Yesterday, Decker claimed that Christine Brown is “miserable” in her polygamous lifestyle and is in no way in love with Kody. Now, in an interview that could be even more damaging to the family and its reputation, Decker has claimed that the show is a sham. That’s right. According to her, most if not all of the drama fans of the show have enjoyed for the past six seasons is almost entirely fake. The series’ central storylines often focus on the dubious legality of their lifestyle and their efforts to stay one step ahead of the authorities. Speaking with Radar Online, Decker says that’s all nonsense , and the Browns have never been forced to move in order to escape the law. “They talked about moving to Las Vegas [to escape Utah’s anti-polygamy laws] long before they did,” she claims. “That was their plan and they used the State [of Utah supposedly, legally] coming after them for ratings.” “That’s my strong opinion.” Decker says she’s been ostracized by Christine Brown and the rest of her Church of Latter-Day Saints community due to her controversial decision to leave her husband and abandon the fundamentalist lifestyle. She did so because she feels it subjugates and oppresses women. “My leaving definitely had to do with [my husband’s behavior], but it was all the harms I saw around me,” she says. “I left polygamy before I left my husband.” Decker says her appearance on the show was edited to turn her into a sort of antagonist for the famous TLC family. As a result, she wishes she had never become involved with Kody and his decision to take part in a reality series: “I really regret being on the show…[After] I was devastated, I cried,” she lamented to the celebrity news website. “Christine tried to make me out to be a mean person who didn’t believe in choice, either traditional or religious.” “You can’t actually have a choice if you live under polygamy. If you chose not to do it, there is a penalty.” Decker says Christine has cut off all her contact with her, and she often wonders if she’ll ever again have a chance to speak with her niece. The plot thickens. View Slideshow: 13 Reality TV Show Hoaxes You Totally Fell For
John DeReggi, 16, and girlfriend Natalie Crim #x0028;pictured together#x0029;, had visited the picturesque spot next to the train tracks in Boyds, a town about 20 miles north of Washington, on Monday afternoon. John DeReggi, 16, and his girlfriend wanted to get their pictures taken at a picturesque spot near their homes in Boyds, Md. It was near railroad tracks. Lots of kids have been getting their photos made there. “I love you,” he told his mom, Christine, as he left his home Monday afternoo
Here’s Gretchen Rossi at the “3rd Annual End of Summer White Attire Affair” with her boyfriend Slade. Yes, you read that correctly. His name is Slade! How much douchier does it get? Judging by his outfit, much much more. Let’s move along. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →
NBA star Dwight Howard is reportedly expecting his fifth baby – with his fifth baby mama – if accusations flying on Twitter this week are to be believed. Howard’s current girlfriend Christine Vest are about to have a baby, according to reports, which would take the Lakers center’s total to five children. By five different women … again, according to reports not confirmed by the baller or any other 100 percent reliable source we can find at the moment. Christine Vest, his girlfriend, was spotted at a recent Lakers game looking pregnant. Like “late second trimester pregnant,” an AOL report noted. Howard and Vest are said to be very happy about the pregnancy. In any case, Howard only has one baby mama of note, and that is Royce Reed , who he’s famously battled for years over custody of son Braylon. If he has three other baby mamas out there, he keeps them pretty well under wraps. It wouldn’t be unheard of, but still seems somewhat unlikely. Consider us cautiously optimistic that at least part of this story is fake. At least we would really hope that it is, for so many different, obvious reasons. If it’s true … DH shoud spend some of his $19.54 million salary on condoms. The price and embarrassment at CVS are a lot cheaper than the alternative.
Check out Christine Smith’s gorgeous boobs, not only are they nice and busty, but they’re plump as well in this video clip from a movie where we think they are looking good for sure Continue reading →
Former Sex and the City star Cynthia Nixon is now a married woman. The actress exchanged vows over the weekend with Christine Marinoni, the woman to whom she got engaged three years ago during a rally to support same-sex marriage in New York. A bill allowing for just that was passed in the summer of 2011. Confirms Nixon’s rep to People : “On May 27, 2012, Cynthia Nixon and her girlfriend, Christine Marinoni, were legally married in the state of New York. Nixon wore a custom dress by Carolina Herrera.” Nixon – who has two children from a previous relationship and one with Marinoni, an education activist – created a stir earlier this year when she said homosexuality is a choice . She then went on to amend the statement and explain she was only referring to her own experience. [Photo: WENN.com]
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