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Heidi Montag Is Not Funny, Must Show Her Boobs

Here’s Heidi Montag and her wonderful new boobies trying to be funny in some video for Funny Or Die . It’s not quite working out that way. However, her boobs are very photogenic and are doing a great job just looking pretty. She’s actually talking about consumer protection or some garbage like that, I don’t really know, I turned the sound off and I suggest you do the same. Enjoy. Heidi Montag Says No to Plastic Related Articles: Heidi Montag Nude In Playboy Heidi Montag Needs To Get Nailed Heidi Montag’s Playboy Cover Heidi Montag Checks Out Her Melons Too. Now That’s Original.

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Heidi Montag Is Not Funny, Must Show Her Boobs

Kelly Ripa Flashes Her MILF Curves

I don’t know how old Kelly Ripa is now, I know she’s got a team of kids somewhere, but she still looks so damn good. Here she outside the Late Night With David Letterman studios showing off her MILF body. I like it. I think we should have a playdate sometime, I’m sure I could hire a midget to play my kid so we can get together at Chuck E Cheese or something. I’ll make sure to keep the little guy far enough away so she won’t be able to tell. I think it will work. more pictures of Kelly Ripa here

Bar Refaeli’s Sweet Body Saves The Day

I was getting really bored with these Oscar outfits but luckily Bar Rafaeli managed to squeeze her sweet Israeli gefilte fish into a hot dress and save the day . Delicious.

Fergie Is Flexible

These are a couple of pretty lame pictures of Fergie in Cosmopolitan magazine. Yes she’s doing a nice little stretch and yes she seems to almost be able to put her leg behind her head like any good stripper should, which is hot. And yet, here I am bored out of my mind. There have got to be some better stripper moves she could have attempted. My favorite is the one where they crawl around naked picking up the dollar bills. That would have been hot. Next Time.

Joanna Krupa Is Pretend Marriage Material

Here’s hottie Joanna Krupa doing some sort of promotional garbage or something along those lines, let’s be honest, nobody really cares as long as she looks the way she does. She could be drowning puppies in her own urine and I’d still want to introduce her to my parents… And then after we live together for a few years, and sort out the bathroom situation, we can move on to the next level.

Anna Kournikova Tries To Give Us A View

Here’s former tennis legend great star player Anna Kournikova out the other day doing her very best to give us a nice little peek down her top. Unfortunately it’s not quite working out the way I had hoped. If you look very carefully at some of these pictures you can just get a hint of cleavage. It’s not very good but it’s nice to watch… Kinda like her tennis career. Yes!

Shannon Elizabeth Hotness Relapse

I can’t remember the last time I had Shannon Elizabeth on the site, come to think of it, I can’t remember the last time I saw Shannon Elizabeth do anything. Anyhow, here she is out the other night looking pretty decent for a chick who’s been out of the spotlight for a decade or so. I think that’s all I’ve got to say about her, how sad. This has always been her problem, she’s hot and all but once she’s gone, we forget she even existed. Like genital warts.

Sofía Vergara Drops Some Impressive Cleavage

Here’s Latina hottie Sofia Vergara showing off some nice cleavage at the Lakers game the other night. I know there are a bunch of jokes about dribbling or palming her sweet basketballs but I’m not going to stoop to that level. Sofia deserves better than that, she’s a classy, talented, intelligent woman and should be treated as such. That being said, I would like to drive to that hole like I was Wilt Chamberlain in the sixties. Enjoy.

Hilary Duff Parking Meter Sexy Time

I think I may be getting a little too into hot celebrity chicks feeding dirty change into waiting coin slots , admitting you have a problem is the first step, but Hilary Duff just looks too sexy feeding this meter that I couldn’t resist. So hot, that long thin neck is just gorgeous. Yes, I’m talking about Hilary. What kinda weirdo is into parking meters? Anyhow, I think she’s on her way to the gym so hopefully soon I’ll have some nice Hilary Duff bikini pictures coming my way. Fingers crossed. more pictures of Hilary Duff here

Eliza Dushku’s Enjoyable Cleavage

As far as celebrities go, Eliza Dushku is right up there with the likes of Tori Spelling and that guy who does the Sham Wow commercial who beats on hookers. That being said, she’s got a nice set of funbags so I keep her around for my amusement. Here she is at some event somewhere giving us a taste of her squeezably soft talents. I have to say that I thoroughly enjoy cleavage, it’s one of the few joys I have in life. That sounded a lot more depressing than I wanted it to, I just like boobs. Enjoy.