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Reese Witherspoon’s Incredibly Wholesome See through Top Pictures

Posted on March 2, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Wholesome all-American hottie Reese Witherspoon isn’t really known for her nip slips or drunken panty shots so I was intrigued by the idea of these pictures of her in a see through top. That is until I actually saw them. I’m not sure these can even be considered see through top pictures, unless you have a fetish for women’s sternums, mom’s going to hear about this one over lunch. I knew she’d be a terrible assistant, I think it’s time to let her go.

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Katy Perry Does Nylon

Posted on February 25, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s hipster dufus Katy Perry doing her hipster dufus thing for a photo spread for Nylon magazine. This is starting to get old. I think we’re done with this ‘Nouveau Eighties’ look, it’s not hot, especially when you consider that Katy’s got some nice big boobs hidden somewhere in this mess. She needs to get nominated for some fancy award she has no business winning, then maybe she’ll dress like an adult and we’ll get to see her sweet classy cleavage again.

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Blake Lively Just Because She’s Hot

Posted on February 25, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t think I have to tell you folks just how absolutely gorgeous Blake Lively is, if she wasn’t always working so hard or hanging out in her bikini with some co-star douche or ignoring all my twitter advances and inappropriate twitpics or pretending I don’t exist all together, I think our relationship would be much stronger. I don’t really care, I know that every relationship takes work and I’m not afraid to put in the time and effort to make this thing work… Even if I’m not allowed within 200 feet of her.

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Claudia Molina Swimsuit Pictures

Posted on February 25, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I have no clue who this chick Claudia Molina is, but her body is rock hard. I’d like to oil it up and give her a sweet massage with a happy ending. Free of charge! For the rest of you ladies, we can work something out. Email me.

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Hilary Duff’s Hotness Temporarily Restored

Posted on February 24, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Normally I would be complaining my ass off that Hilary Duff is out wearing a boring frumpy fat girl sweater, but there’s something about these pictures that makes it perfectly alright. In case you haven’t figured it out yet, it’s that she’s wearing some killer leather tights and some slutty heels. As if yesterday’s pictures of her going down on hanging out with her fiancee weren’t enough to prove to me she knows how to get dirty. I love her.

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Kim Kardashian Gives Us A Nice View

Posted on February 24, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I know that Kim Kardashian is best known for her absurdly large posterior, it looks like two midgets hitching a ride in her spandex, but her boobs often get over looked. Here she is giving us a nice reminder that she’s not just a big ass , she’s also very talented when it comes to the chesticular arts. I actually received my bachelor’s degree in chesticular arts from correspondents school so I know what I’m talking about. Enjoy.

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Olivia Wilde Can’t Fool Me This Time

Posted on February 24, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Olivia Wilde has done a pretty good job in the past keeping me on my toes when it comes to wether she’s hot or not, well not this time sweetheart. Here she is on the set of House looking pretty frickin’ gorgeous in her sexy happy ending gloves. I’ve never had a happy ending (I swear), but I have had massages from some sketchy chicks, so I frickin’ hope those girls wear rubber gloves. Or what? That garbage gets rubbed into my back? I think I’m going to be sick.

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Minka Kelly Is just Too Cute

Posted on February 24, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The only reason I’m posting these pictures of Minka Kelly at the premiere of the TV show Parenthood is because she’s just so damn cute I couldn’t resist. I just want to wrap my legs around her and give her a great big hug. What? That’s how I hug, deal with it. Anyhow, I don’t know why TV shows are starting to have premiere parties, more parties I’m not invited to, but at least it gives us a reason to see cuties like Minka. Enjoy. more pictures of Minka Kelly here

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Jayde Nicole’s Sweet Public Lingerie Flash

Posted on February 23, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s Playboy Playmate Jayde Nicole out on the town looking good in her nice little lingerie. One of the many things I love about Playboy chicks is that they always seem to need attention and will do pretty much anything to get it. They never do anything worthwhile like cure cancer or eat three dozen hard boiled eggs, they normally just where some sort of slutty get up that really accentuates their big fake boobies. God bless ‘em.

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Myleene Klass Bikini Pictures

Posted on February 23, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know what British hottie Myleene Klass has lost in her bikini bottoms, but I would be more than happy to lend her a hand. I know most of you probably don’t know who this chick is and it really doesn’t matter, what matters is that she’s got a good body, a half decent face and she’s wearing a bikini. Two out of three is not bad. Enjoy.

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