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Colin Farrell’s Girfriend Has Sweet Lemons

Other than the fact that she’s Colin Farrell’s girlfriend and the mother of his child I don’t know much about this Alicja Bachleda chick. That’s not entirely true, I know she looks pretty damn good in a bikini and that she’s got a nice pair of juicy lemons I would like to squeeze a few times be for falling asleep tonight. Enjoy.

Cheryl Tweedy’s Sexy Angry Boobs

I love these pictures of Cheryl Tweedy looking pissed off getting out of her SUV the other day. That’s partly due to the fact that I happen to have a thing for bitchy looking women, just ask any of my ex girlfriends, but mostly because her boobs look absolutely spectacular. Seriously, look at those perky beauties, they’re amazing. They make me think of beautiful sunrises over the Mediterranean sea…. If those sunrises had boobs. Enjoy. more pictures of Cheryl Tweedy here

Sophie Turner May Become My New eGirlfriend

I know that I’ve got a lot of future ex wives lined up, like Cheryl Tweedy and Blake Lively , but I’m starting to think that hot Aussie nobody Sophie Turner has potential to become my new eGirlfriend. Obviously she won’t become my actual girlfirend because I don’t have much room in my mother’s basement for her things and I kinda don’t want to be tied down to one woman right now, but we can exchange sexy photos via

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Katie Price And Her Fake Boobies At An Event

Alright so here’s busty British bore Katie Price and her big fake boobies at launch of yet another reality TV show she’s trying to force down our dry gagging throats. This one’s called ‘Blah Blah Bullsh%t Something To Do With Katie Price’ . Who really knows what the f@#k it’s called? Anyhow, I want to squeeze those big silver orbs with my feet. Why not mix it up a bit? Hands are so last year. Enjoy.

Miranda Kerr Because She Is Hot

I don’t have much to say about these pictures of supermodel Miranda Kerr walking the streets in her sexy mesh skirt like she’s one of the hottest women in the world and doesn’t give a shit who knows it. Other than maybe I love her and want to make sweet hump to her until the sun comes up and the cows come home and the fat lady sings and all those lame cliches. I know I’m rambling, but you get the idea. Enjoy.

Blake Lively Bikini Pictures

Apparently Blake Lively thought she’d be clever and hide out on the balcony in her bikini so as not to draw any attention from the paparazzi while she was in Miami for the Super Bowl . Nice try princess. She’s f@#king hot and in a bikini, a balcony is not going to do the trick. Luckily my mom’s basement has plenty of room to hang out and be yourself. You can even wear the bikini if you’d like. Let me know, I’ll open up a box of wine and maybe even warm up a few pizza pockets.

Jennifer Aniston Attempts The Jessica Alba Bikini Ass Pose Again!

Here’s Jennifer Aniston in a bikini vacationing in Cabo. As you can see once again she has attempted the “ Jessica Alba Bikini Ass Pose ” and once again she has failed. When are these chicks going to learn how to do it right? Sure Jen’s body is smokin’ but maybe she needs to learn a few yoga moves to improve her technique. Call me. We’ll start off with the downward dog while I do upright crane. That will get your body in proper alignment.

Lorraine Nicholson And AnnaSophia Robb Bikini Pictures

I can honestly say that the only reason I’m posting these pictures of Jack Nicholson’s daughter Lorraine Nicholson in her bikini is because she’s Jack Nicholson’s daughter.

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Sophie Monk’s Hotness Is Therapeutic

Everyone knows how much I love Sophie Monk , so it shouldn’t come as much of a surprise that I’m posting pictures of her doing nothing… Again. My last therapist thought it was unhealthy for me to love someone who has no job and no prospect of a job, but I just can’t help myself, I showed him pictures of Sophie’s ass and he still didn’t think it was right

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Blake Lively Gets Oral

I know these pictures of Blake lively on the set of her children’s show aren’t that great, but she’s sticking out her tongue and theirs something about a hot celebrity chick licking her lip that gets my pant juices flowing. If I blew this picture up and printed it out so that I could make out with it would that make me some sort of degenerate?

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