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Doughy Ashley Benson and the Pretty Little Liars 100 Episode Party of the Day

Pretty Little Liars is a hugely successful show…that has made Ashley Benson famous…despite being chubby in a bikini in Spring Breakers….and it turns out that she’s not The photoshopped babe from GQ you may think she is…and that her tits, like so many big tits before her, we’re talking Kate Upton, come at a price…and that price is usually that the rest of her is usually big too….and despite hating fat girls who play hot girls that people want to fuck in the media…I am not that offended by Ashley Benson, because she obviously knows she looks like this, and she’s owning it, and getting paid for it, rather than locking herself away like so many other fat girls eating her feelings and hanging with her cats…she’s the fat you want to fuck, because it’s rich, famous, on TV and lives a better life that the fat you normally fuck thanks to tinder…. ALl this to say, if this girl spent some of her money on a personal trainer, she’d be unstoppable…now she’s just unstoppable if she takes a running start at you….inertia.. #495003421 / gettyimages.com #495003425 / gettyimages.com #495002497 / gettyimages.com TO SEE ALL THE PICS FROM THE EVENT CLICK HERE

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Doughy Ashley Benson and the Pretty Little Liars 100 Episode Party of the Day

Doughy Ashley Benson and the Pretty Little Liars 100 Episode Party of the Day

Pretty Little Liars is a hugely successful show…that has made Ashley Benson famous…despite being chubby in a bikini in Spring Breakers….and it turns out that she’s not The photoshopped babe from GQ you may think she is…and that her tits, like so many big tits before her, we’re talking Kate Upton, come at a price…and that price is usually that the rest of her is usually big too….and despite hating fat girls who play hot girls that people want to fuck in the media…I am not that offended by Ashley Benson, because she obviously knows she looks like this, and she’s owning it, and getting paid for it, rather than locking herself away like so many other fat girls eating her feelings and hanging with her cats…she’s the fat you want to fuck, because it’s rich, famous, on TV and lives a better life that the fat you normally fuck thanks to tinder…. ALl this to say, if this girl spent some of her money on a personal trainer, she’d be unstoppable…now she’s just unstoppable if she takes a running start at you….inertia.. #495003421 / gettyimages.com #495003425 / gettyimages.com #495002497 / gettyimages.com TO SEE ALL THE PICS FROM THE EVENT CLICK HERE

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Us Weekly The Body Issue of the Day

Here are a whole bunch of shitty pics of….Heidi Klum, Charlize Theron, Jessica Alba, Beyonce, Angie Harmon, Katharine McPhee, Sofia Vergara, Emilia Clarke, Iggy Azalea, Ashley Benson, Lea Michele, Brooklyn Decker, Maria Menounos, Jillian Michaels, Lauren Cohan, Edy Ganem, Roselyn Sanchez or at least a few of them…because I can’t be bothered cross referencing the list of idiots with the pics I actually stole… The reality of all these low level publications that talk to trailer park housewives is that they are pretty much controlled by the publicists, so anyone in these pics are people being pushed hard by their team and not actually people with bodies that need to be celebrated Not to mention, if you are going to celebrate a fucking body, you should include spread labia, or asshole, since the asshole is the gateway to a women’s soul…

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Madonna and Katy Perry together on the Cover of V of the Day

I am surprised the internet hasn’t broken under the pressure that happened when all eyes were directed to V Magazine for this shoot they did with Katy Perry and Madonna…in the same fucking picture…because I guess they are doing an issue on the longevity of record label produced pop music garbage the uses two talentless twats with big enough tits as their figureheads…because ultimately, what really matters is just how much fucking money these girls make for everyone around these idiots, when it they could have used anyone they pulled out of a dumpster to play the same part… I don’t know if this is good or bad, a big deal or not, I figure that both these idiots are at a stage where they don’t fucking matter, but I felt that way all a long…probably because I am not a raging homo who buys into this bullshit…but I guess a lot of people are… I think it would have been better if this was a documentary of a death match…

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Madonna and Katy Perry together on the Cover of V of the Day

Pretty Little Liars Do GQ Magazine of the Day

We’ve all seen this shoot 100 times before with different people involved…and you know what…it never gets boring.. This time it is starring the slutty girls of Pretty Little Liars, who are all hugely popular, getting down like they are on a Terry Shoot, that may or may not be a Terry Shoot, because everyone takes pics like this now…it’s the hipster porno way… I’ve never see the show, but I’ve heard it is helping condition girls to get teenage pregnancy and Herpes…and I am all for that.. The girls are Ashley Benson, Lucy Hale, Shay Mitchell, bikini with water gun and inflatable and is a good enough times…compared to what I am doing with myself…which is something that would probably scare most people.. Here are the pics…

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Pretty Little Liars Do GQ Magazine of the Day

Pretty Little Liars Do GQ Magazine of the Day

We’ve all seen this shoot 100 times before with different people involved…and you know what…it never gets boring.. This time it is starring the slutty girls of Pretty Little Liars, who are all hugely popular, getting down like they are on a Terry Shoot, that may or may not be a Terry Shoot, because everyone takes pics like this now…it’s the hipster porno way… I’ve never see the show, but I’ve heard it is helping condition girls to get teenage pregnancy and Herpes…and I am all for that.. The girls are Ashley Benson, Lucy Hale, Shay Mitchell, bikini with water gun and inflatable and is a good enough times…compared to what I am doing with myself…which is something that would probably scare most people.. Here are the pics…

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Ashley Benson Does Complex Good!

For a while there, it seemed like that stupid winter was never gonna end, but now that it’s finally starting to get warm out again, it means things like this are going to become a more common occurrence: sexy summer-themed photoshoots from hotties like Ashley Benson here for the latest issue of Complex . We haven’t gotten to see Ashley as much as I’d like these days, so I hope this is just the start of summer filled with bikini goodness from my favorite former Spring Breaker . Because I don’t know about you guys, but temperatures are steadily rising in my pants region right now.

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Chuy Bravo’s Hardcore Porn of the Day

My Mexican brother, Chuy Bravo, is the latest and probably the greatest in Celebrity Sex Tapes…. The great minds at VIVID.COM have done it again….and I really think this is the best celebrity porn yet…better than all the other SEX TAPES and I GOT THE EXXXCLUSIVE CLIP I wasn’t going to post it here, because I try to keep dick, penetration and all the good stuff off the site, you know fighting being a porn site the last 10 years, even though people think I am…Even though I just like documenting sex and weirdness, celebrity bullshit and the fall of our society…and sex and weirdness this fucking video is… I mean it’s comedic, satire, art…midgets and fat chicks talking all mexican and shit…fucking genius. It feels like something you picked up in a market in Tijana in 89, back when Chuy was just a young midget. This is totally fucking insane sex tape news….Chuy Bravo… the comedic relief on the Chelsea Handler show, looking for extra money in all the right places, probably not working with Chelsea Handler, and reality is that being a clown all his life has probably left him no real dignity or shame and he just knows his place in the world…. Like most dude, just likes fucking chicks and figures if he can get paid to do it, he’s won… Or maybe Chelsea Handler, in their years together, has taught him the valuable lessons of being a whore to get ahead, not that she actually talks to him, he’s just there to make her seem funnier, something to mock to distract from her talentless ass…an ass that every exec has seen…. But this isn’t about Chelsea Handler. It’s aboug CHUY BRAVO, her little “friend” and his attempt at porn…and from the exclusive clip I was sent…it’s fucking perfect. TO GET THE FULL VIDEO OR TO FIND OUT MORE CLICK HERE What it comes down to is that I love SEX TAPES , I love ridiculousness, I love when the two merge, because it keeps things interesting. Never in my life would I think that the little dancing monkey on Chelsea Handler would have a sex tape…but he does, and that’s fucking amazing…life changing. Even revolutionary. TO GET THE FULL VIDEO OR TO FIND OUT MORE CLICK HERE

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Chuy Bravo’s Hardcore Porn of the Day

Chuy Bravo’s Hardcore Porn of the Day

My Mexican brother, Chuy Bravo, is the latest and probably the greatest in Celebrity Sex Tapes…. The great minds at VIVID.COM have done it again….and I really think this is the best celebrity porn yet…better than all the other SEX TAPES and I GOT THE EXXXCLUSIVE CLIP I wasn’t going to post it here, because I try to keep dick, penetration and all the good stuff off the site, you know fighting being a porn site the last 10 years, even though people think I am…Even though I just like documenting sex and weirdness, celebrity bullshit and the fall of our society…and sex and weirdness this fucking video is… I mean it’s comedic, satire, art…midgets and fat chicks talking all mexican and shit…fucking genius. It feels like something you picked up in a market in Tijana in 89, back when Chuy was just a young midget. This is totally fucking insane sex tape news….Chuy Bravo… the comedic relief on the Chelsea Handler show, looking for extra money in all the right places, probably not working with Chelsea Handler, and reality is that being a clown all his life has probably left him no real dignity or shame and he just knows his place in the world…. Like most dude, just likes fucking chicks and figures if he can get paid to do it, he’s won… Or maybe Chelsea Handler, in their years together, has taught him the valuable lessons of being a whore to get ahead, not that she actually talks to him, he’s just there to make her seem funnier, something to mock to distract from her talentless ass…an ass that every exec has seen…. But this isn’t about Chelsea Handler. It’s aboug CHUY BRAVO, her little “friend” and his attempt at porn…and from the exclusive clip I was sent…it’s fucking perfect. TO GET THE FULL VIDEO OR TO FIND OUT MORE CLICK HERE What it comes down to is that I love SEX TAPES , I love ridiculousness, I love when the two merge, because it keeps things interesting. Never in my life would I think that the little dancing monkey on Chelsea Handler would have a sex tape…but he does, and that’s fucking amazing…life changing. Even revolutionary. TO GET THE FULL VIDEO OR TO FIND OUT MORE CLICK HERE

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Ashley Benson Hot for Complex of the Day

Ashley Benson Springbreaker who had a threesome with Vanessa Hudgens and James Franco, I think, I don’t really remember that movie as it was shit, but inspired young girls to wear skimpy bikinis and whore out, is this Month’s complex girl…and she looks amazing, but maybe I am just blinded by the fact that she’s busty and not looking as dumpy as she normally does… She’s really famous in the younger market, is the face of that generation of hipster mainstream kids…because everyone’s an edgy hipster…thanks to the internet now…and I am all about this shit… TO SEE ALL THE PICS / READ THE INTERVIEW / MASTURBATE TO ALL HER BUSTY GLORY CLICK HERE

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