Meet Dutch hottie Anouk Van Kleef . I don’t know too much about her, besides the fact that the hipster look totally works for her and that I’m pretty jealous of that cactus right now. And speaking of living dangerously and licking things, I won’t blame you perverts if any of you try licking your computer screen. It’s totally worth the mild shock. Trust me. I know from experience. » view all 21 photos
Not only is Nicola Peltz an up and coming it girl. You know a babe in a massive movie that Michael Bay packaged because he’s the ultimate in creepers…the kind of girl who realizes her fame, or at least the potential of her fame is now, so she pushes half naked pics to her social media to stay in our hearts and in our minds…you know doing things right…but it turns out that she’s also a rich kid, her dad’s a billionaire, which is probably more of the reason why she’s famous than her looks, because there are millions of hot girls out there without billions who work in diners and shit…and I can’t hate her for it, she didn’t ask to be rich, and really when it looks like this, craving attention like this, it’s screaming issues and validation I find hot in all kinds of girls from all walks of life, because we are all human….how’s that for some philosophy bullshit…set to rich kid in bikini pics…pretty good right.
Lana Zakocela is some up and coming, aspiring model, who I guess has some photographer friends who create new concepts for fashion, that happen to be one of my fetishes, wet white shorts…or really white wet anything…there’s just something about wet and see through clothes that I’ve been masturbating to forever…not that you care about what I masturbate to, I am just giving this Lana Zakocela and her photographer friend my approval in all that they do…something I would imagine they would care about…if I was relevant to the hipster kids taking over DIY fashionable and artistic porn…right.
We’ve all seen this shoot 100 times before with different people involved…and you know what…it never gets boring.. This time it is starring the slutty girls of Pretty Little Liars, who are all hugely popular, getting down like they are on a Terry Shoot, that may or may not be a Terry Shoot, because everyone takes pics like this now…it’s the hipster porno way… I’ve never see the show, but I’ve heard it is helping condition girls to get teenage pregnancy and Herpes…and I am all for that.. The girls are Ashley Benson, Lucy Hale, Shay Mitchell, bikini with water gun and inflatable and is a good enough times…compared to what I am doing with myself…which is something that would probably scare most people.. Here are the pics…
I am as big a fan of Paz dela Huerta as she is of party drugs…all night dance parties…and acting like a weird, unshowered party kid hipster….which is pretty fucking cumbersome…maybe even overwhelming….and definitely…huge…. I am not sure why she’s fat…either too much coke or not enough coke…you know coming off coke and replacing it with food…or jacked on coke and bloating…but I know it’s pretty funny…..but only because she doesn’t give a fuck…that’s all part of the hipster party girl crackhead image that turns me on much about her….I mean these tits have been exposed at parties, in magazines, on TV, in movies, with countless men…who the fuck cares if they are exposed in public…not Paz dela Huerta…but definitely me…I totally care…cuz this pic is AWESOME.
Here’s Katy Perry in a few shots from a photoshoot for Proactiv acne cream. Apparently the hipster crowd has bad skin. At least Katy is doing her part for poor hipster girls everywhere, giving them hope by trying to help them clear up their annoying acne ridden faces. Maybe next she’ll teach them to wear clothing that makes them look like women you’d want to get inside. Who am I kidding? Katy Perry is queen of the hipster dufus crowd, even if she pretends to dress up like a real woman like she’s doing here, we all know that deep down she wishes she had on her hipster jeans and a shirt with some obscure reference to 80’s pop culture. Nice try.