If there’s one thing I love, it’s hotties working out. Because not only does it mean we get to enjoy watching them sweat in short shorts, it also means we get to enjoy the results of all that hard work for months to come. So here’s Ashley Tisdale going for a run and making sure that she keeps that booty of hers in shape. And in return, I’d be happy to help Ashley cool down afterwards with some deep upper thigh massages. They’re very therapeutic. Call me. Related Articles: Ashley Tisdale’s Ass In A Bikini Ashley Tisdale Bikini Pictures Ashley Tisdale Roller Bikini Girl Ashley Tisdale In Sexy Daisy Dukes Photos: Fameflynet
Her name is Raquel Pomplun and she was just announced as being the Playmate of the year for 2013….and no one gave a fuck…because Playboy has fallen off harder than Hefner’s ability to get an erection…. and issue that has lead to him choosing the worst fucking bitches ever to be in his magazine, TV show, and whatever else he touches….thanks to the internet, Playboy and the glory days that made him a fortune are over….I mean I doubt he even knows where he is at the event…. Here are a bunch of pictures of her….none of them naked…because Playboy is evil and will sue me…and I’m not into that over nonsense sluts who just got titled a title that no longer means anything to anyone but a few strippers with a dream.
Holy shit….Ashley Tisdale…..what’s going on here…. It looks like she’s got this thing finally figured out. You know how to work her average at best in real life terms and ugly as shit in hollywood terms face….and that’s strip the fuck down…. Her fit body, and push up bra bikini, making her look like she’s got some C cups, is the fucking answer… Instead of nose job, she needed a boob job, to remind us that a busted down face doesn’t fucking matter…. These tanning pics of her, all staged and shit, work for me, cuz from the neck down, she looks like she’s won…as much as someone like her can win…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
Ashley Tisdale “The Face” Tisdale got into a bikini recently, you know to tan a little, and more importantly, to show the paparazzi that there is more to her than an asymmetrical face that even after a plastic surgeon played god on her, and you know he wasn’t a back alley cheap plastic surgeon who played got, she still wasn’t a stunner….but luckily, she had the foresight to work out, get fit, cuz fit bodies age well, look good, especially in a bikini, and at a certain age, are all that fucking matter. A face can easily be ignored when a bitch has done her squats consistently the last 5 years and Tisdale is a fine example of that….. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
Vice Magazine owes me money. Before they sold to MTV to bankroll their media/news company, they were a hipster magazine that was available free in every trendy store across North America that could lie to advertisers about their relevance and reach, because magazines don’t have Google Analytics. When people stopped giving a fuck about magazines, they hit the internet and were trying to figure shit out, and in doing that would buy traffic from me, only they didn’t pay me the last few months. Which makes me mad. Because I need every dollar I can get. Since I am not running with 100,000,000 dollars from MTV. So every time I see them on HBO, even if deep down, what they are doing, is probably needed in a society filled with idiots who watch CNN and believe what they are told. I yell at the TV. I mean Gonzo, first hand journalism and misadventures challenging what’s going on in the world is nothing genius, but at least someone is doing it with corporate money, it’s better that MTV finances this than Jersey Shore. It turns out they are also doing fashion shoots with hipster chicks with corporate money, money they didn’t pay, making me feel like in a way I fucking financed this shoot, executive producer this shit. So that’s why I am posting it. If you care, they were shot by an ex-instagram follower of mine….the break-up was devastating. But the good news is his pics look like they were shot on instagram. All this to say, I like hot hipsters, even if I hate who they work for and what they represent all owned by MTV and shit.
Selena Gomez is taking her lesbian lover Justin Bieber’s lead and hitting the music scene, with her own album and tour, because she doesn’t need to piggyback on his undeserving success, she’s got her own undeserving success to milk the fuck out of before it is too late…and as far as I’m concerned, she’s already fucking failed. I mean, she had an opportunity with this album to actually re-invent herself, you know even as a one hit wonder pop tart, she could have branded this shit anyway she wanted to, and instead of doing something hot, or outrageous, or that I could jerk off to like she was Rihanna, she’s in fucking low level catlog looking pics you’d find in a flyer for a local department store. Seriously garbage. That’s not to say I expected this girl to have a clue as to what was up, but her team should learn how to launch her, package her, and exploit her better. Seriously.
Ashley Tisdale makes me laugh. I’ve been writing about her FIT BODY / Bad Face for a while, and I just can’t seem to get enough of it. I think it is because I know that she knows she’s not hot, but that she tries to be as hot as she can in photoshoots, because she’s come this far, she can’t just brown paper bag herself all the time, like she does with the paparazzi, but she can duck face. I mean if she thought she was hot, she wouldn’t have got plastic surgery in the first place, she would have just owned her look. Instead, she does all she can to smoke and mirror it, from fitness to this nonsense, and for some reason, she’s growing on me, I kind of appreciate the ugly duckling fighting for her right to be seen, even if it stems from delusion and being a spoiled entitled cunt, but I am probably only into it thanks to the fit body part, cuz with a fit body, a bad face hardly even exists. Fact.
Slap on a pair of glasses, put on a bikini and then you have a smoking hot Ashley Tisdale . Here’s her latest Tweet and it is bound to get her some attention. Now if only someone would invent a dissolving bikini that if the sun shines directly on it, it slowly disintegrates. Genius!
‘High School Musical’ alums are both plotting returns to the studio, and Tisdale tells MTV News she wants to ‘surprise people a little bit.’ By Jocelyn Vena Ashley Tisdale Photo: MTV News
‘High School Musical’ alums are both plotting returns to the studio, and Tisdale tells MTV News she wants to ‘surprise people a little bit.’ By Jocelyn Vena Ashley Tisdale Photo: MTV News
