I’m digging the outfit Sarah Hyland decided to wear at the “Lovelace” premiere. It’s all very grown up. However, she needs to to widen the top portion so that we can get a peak of her cleavage. She’s just a few cups sizes too small to fill up that dress properly. Nonetheless, it’s very cute and the attempt is Tuna approved!
I’m digging the outfit Sarah Hyland decided to wear at the “Lovelace” premiere. It’s all very grown up. However, she needs to to widen the top portion so that we can get a peak of her cleavage. She’s just a few cups sizes too small to fill up that dress properly. Nonetheless, it’s very cute and the attempt is Tuna approved!
In case the latest issue of Maxim Italy hasn’t made its way to your local corner store yet, don’t worry, I’ve got the best part for you here: Melissa Satta ‘s cover shoot. You guys might remember her as the serious hottie who’s engaged to some loser professional soccer player and for some reason still hasn’t realized that she made a huge mistake choosing him over me. It’s probably because we haven’t had a chance to meet in person yet, but I know Melissa will come around eventually.
I know you might’ve preferred seeing Ashley Tisdale in leggings here, and I don’t blame you. The girl’s lower half is what spandex was made for. But a nice pair of tight jeans is a pretty good consolation prize. And for that matter, so is a gig as the executive bikini assistant to a major celebrity blogger. Which is exactly what I’m going to try to convince Ashley of next time she loses out on a part. Wish me luck. » view all 16 photos Related Articles: Ashley Tisdale’s Ass In A Bikini Ashley Tisdale Bikini Pictures Ashley Tisdale Roller Bikini Girl Ashley Tisdale’s Boots Weren’t Made For … Photos: WENN.com
Jimmy Choo’s fall campaign stars Nicole Kidman…the robot/alien ex-wife of Tom Cruise, who happens to own a carrot pie that he probably wasn’t too into eating, because it didn’t have testicles, but that I am totally down with eating, because I’ve never had sex with an official redhead thanks to years of being disgusted by them…and karma not allowing me to get up in one now that I’ve grown as a man and accepted all shades of pubic hair, even the pubic hair that contrasts heavily with the bright pink of the vagina lips that contrasts heavily with the pasty, almost invisible skin. I know she’s old, I know she’s clothed, I know these pics are about the shoes, something I assume at least one of you has a fetish for, a fetish so consuming you have a pair on right now….because that’s jus the kid of crowd I attract… I blame THIS NICOLE KIDMAN PHOTOSHOOT …for the boners Nicole Kidman now gives me… Here’s the campaign.
Ashley Tisdale is in a bikini with a bunch of friends…and for some reason, a reason I call bad judgement, she’s not wearing the Mexican Wrestling Mask I sent her to help her with her face…it’s the new plastic surgery…when plastic surgery doesn’t work…and it’s far more water resistant than a paper bag… I guess putting a mask in an envelope with a mason jar of dried semen, sent to Disneyland, addressed to “The High School Musical Chick With the Bad Face”….isn’t postal worker friendly…they are unionized and don’t like going out of their way for anyone. What it comes down to, is duck face or not, Ashley Tisdale has a fit little body, and as much as I make fun of her face, it’s not as bad as it could be, it is just bad in Hollywood standards, and the fact that she’s living in a mansion, making money, gives us the right to demand more out of her… Seriously, I get so much hate from people when laughing at this asymmetrical looking thing, even though I totally appreciate that she’s trying to offset her inadequacies with fitness…and really her bank account balance proves that face or not, she’s already won, so stop defending her, it’s not like she’s defending you, she’s too busy hanging in her bikini, living the good life.
It’s a good day. My favorite booty in the business, Ashley Tisdale , is back in a pair of Daisy Dukes, I guess she must’ve missed me. It’s just weird that she chose to show it by being photographed holding hands with some tattooed loser. Maybe she’s trying to make me jealous. To be honest though, I’m not a big hand holder. I’m more jealous of the car seat. That lucky bastard. Related Articles: Ashley Tisdale’s Ass In A Bikini Ashley Tisdale Bikini Pictures Ashley Tisdale Roller Bikini Girl Ashley Tisdale’s Boots Weren’t Made For … Photos: PacificCoastNews
People like this annoy me. They make a big deal out of nothing, they cause line-ups, they bring a lot of headaches and negativity instead of just going along with the rules and regulations, claiming the TSA are fucking with her shit, which they probably are as they fondle her tits to make sure she doesn’t have a bomb. as her friend videotapes it, making me thing she staged this to prove a point, a point that I assume is that going through Airport security is hot, or more that Lesbian activist cunts are the worst….who are so bitter when people touch them cuz it reminds them of when daddy touched them….when really they need to be touched…cuz from my experience their is nothing a good hard fuck doesn’t solve. If anything it would lighten her the fuck up a bit…. The ones who need it the most are always the biggest complainers.
Oh look it’s like reliving the glory days of Spring Breakers only Vanessa Hudgens was smart enough to hide her fat ass and bring her ugly face, hot bodied friend along, who didn’t get the part in the movie, felt left out cuz she has a hotter body than all four of the bitches who were recruited for it, until seeing the movie and realizing it was the fucking worst…. Only this time with more mocking of the Soldiers on Memorial Day….little entitled twats who never fought for your country, salute like they did, in their cushy homes by the pool, like it is some kind of joke, I’d be offended if I actually cared that they are doing this, I just had nothing else to say about these girls and this pic….I mean I’m a grown man, why am I posting this shit anyway?
If there’s one thing I love, it’s hotties working out. Because not only does it mean we get to enjoy watching them sweat in short shorts, it also means we get to enjoy the results of all that hard work for months to come. So here’s Ashley Tisdale going for a run and making sure that she keeps that booty of hers in shape. And in return, I’d be happy to help Ashley cool down afterwards with some deep upper thigh massages. They’re very therapeutic. Call me. Related Articles: Ashley Tisdale’s Ass In A Bikini Ashley Tisdale Bikini Pictures Ashley Tisdale Roller Bikini Girl Ashley Tisdale In Sexy Daisy Dukes Photos: Fameflynet
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