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Ashley Tisdale’s Birthday Bikini Party

I’ve got to say that I’m really enjoying these pictures of Ashley Tisdale frolicking on the beach for her birthday party. She’s not really doing anything special, but she’s doing it in a bikini so I’m alright with it. Bikini tops and unbuttoned short shorts are a pretty awesome birthday look. Why don’t reasonably height/weight proportionate women wear this kind of thing more often? This look would work for spring break, Christmas, housewarmings, Bar Mitzvahs… You name it. Together we can make it happen.

Ashley Tisdale Shitty Bikini Pic for Twitter of the Day

20 Minutes ago….a miracle that isn’t a miracle at all occured….Ashley Tisdale posted a picture of her in a bikini top on Instagram and thousands of people “Liked” it….thne she deleted it….. But thousands of people care about her and her posting bikini top pictures that she deemed ugly…because they focus more on her broken down face and less on her fit body and tits…even though that is what matter…and all it took for these 1000s of people to like her shit…was being cast on some shitty show 5 years ago…only to do nothing since…making her relevant according to society…and don’t really care, and I’m not gonna hate, cuz I always encourage physically and mentally disabled people…whether they are born that way or a product of a horrible nose job….to get out there and do something….I am a hero like that… THen she posted this pic…where she doesn’t look like her busted self…while hanging with other girls I’d totally fuck…Instagram magic I guess….

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Miley Cyrus’ Rock Hard Bikini Pictures

This sort of thing doesn’t happen every day, so when it does we need to take the time to soak it up and enjoy it. Here’s Miley Cyrus hanging out by the pool in her sexy little bikini. Is everyone alright? It looks like all her hard work at pilates classes and jogging with her dog to get that nineteen year old body tight has really paid off. She looks awesome. I’m not sure I’d want to be poolside with this hottie walking around, my bathing suit probably wouldn’t be able to handle the incredible erection. I’d have to wear a couple of speedos under my actual bathing suit and even then I’m pretty sure it would find a way through. That’s how hot she looks.

Miley Cyrus’ Rock Hard Bikini Pictures

This sort of thing doesn’t happen every day, so when it does we need to take the time to soak it up and enjoy it. Here’s Miley Cyrus hanging out by the pool in her sexy little bikini. Is everyone alright? It looks like all her hard work at pilates classes and jogging with her dog to get that nineteen year old body tight has really paid off. She looks awesome. I’m not sure I’d want to be poolside with this hottie walking around, my bathing suit probably wouldn’t be able to handle the incredible erection. I’d have to wear a couple of speedos under my actual bathing suit and even then I’m pretty sure it would find a way through. That’s how hot she looks.

Ashley Tisdale’s Hot Cougar Costume

I make fun of Ashley Tisdale a lot for being a nobody, I still don’t know what the hell it is that she does, but I’ve got to hand it to her, she keeps herself in tip top shape and isn’t afraid to show it off in sexy little costumes. Here she is in her sexy soccer mom outfit running errands the other day with her rat in a dog suit. I like it. I know she’s still young, but this outfit is something you see on a MILF getting out of a Land Rover . We can role play can’t we? I’ll be a crusty river boat captain with a hard of gold and you take care of the rest. Action!

Ashley Tisdale’s Hot Cougar Costume

I make fun of Ashley Tisdale a lot for being a nobody, I still don’t know what the hell it is that she does, but I’ve got to hand it to her, she keeps herself in tip top shape and isn’t afraid to show it off in sexy little costumes. Here she is in her sexy soccer mom outfit running errands the other day with her rat in a dog suit. I like it. I know she’s still young, but this outfit is something you see on a MILF getting out of a Land Rover . We can role play can’t we? I’ll be a crusty river boat captain with a hard of gold and you take care of the rest. Action!

Kelly Brook’s Breasts Are Just Wow

See now this is more like it. Who needs Ashley Tisdale when you’ve got a hottie like this. Here’s my favorite British hottie Kelly Brook working her magic in a photoshoot for a barbershop or razor or something along those lines. It doesn’t really matter, if there’s a product somewhere in these shots, I’m not seeing it. All I see are some sexy eyes and some even sexier breasts. Seriously, that top shot…. Amazing. Whatever she’s selling, I’m buying. Well done.

Masuimi Max Is A Sexy Badass

Are you into fetish models? Ya you are, you pervert. Because I’ve got these shots of some chick named Masuimi Max who apparently does some fetish modeling in her spare time. I never would have guessed. Here she is on the red carpet for something with her massive fake breasts spilling out of a studded leather dominatrix top. I like it. I would let this hottie beat the crap out of me, why not? Our save word can be ‘Stop Punching Me!!!”

Ashley Tisdale Because She’s There

So I found these pictures of Ashley Tisdale a few days ago, but didn’t post them right away because, well because she’s Ashley Tisdale and I didn’t think it was all that important. You know what I’m talking about. I’m only posting them now because I know she’s got at least a couple of fans out there who might ad this link to their Facebook page and really drive in like eight visitors. And she’s got a pretty good body that I would like to touch with my body.

Bristol Palin Reality Show Sneak Peek: I’m a Grounded, Normal Mom!

Bristol Palin insists that viewers will see a more “normal” and “grounded” side of her on Lifetime’s new reality show, Bristol Palin: Life’s a Tripp . “I think I have tough skin and I know that God is on my side and my faith is everything to me,” she said on Good Morning America earlier today. “It’s just the root of my life and my family’s life and I think it will do well.” Robin Roberts’ MDS revelation dominated the show, but the daughter of Sarah Palin sat down for a brief interview regarding her new program. Bristol Palin on Good Morning America Bristol Palin says people will find her a lot more normal than they think when they see the show, premiering June 19, but she’s no shrinking violet. Sarah Palin’s daughter, who gave birth to son Tripp with fake fiance Levi Johnston in 2008, says she has turned haters (like Bill Maher ) into her motivators. “When people talk poorly about me, I think it just gives me more motivation to want to do more and want to speak up even louder,” she says. “They’re just not doing themselves well by doing that.” Bristol says Sarah Palin supports the show and trusts her judgment always. Little Tripp was also open to the idea of having cameras at home. “Tripp didn’t care if cameras were there or not,” Bristol said. “He’s still going to be rowdy, still going to be a little terror, but it was a lot of fun.”

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