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Ashley Tisdale Books Surprising Sons of Anarchy Role

This is certainly one way to shed your wholesome image. Ashley Tisdale, the actress best known for her long-running role on High School Musical , will appear on at least two episodes of Sons of Anarchy Season 5 … as an escort! The gritty FX drama centers on a motorcycle gang in California and includes as much violence, sex, blood and gore as any show on television. Details on Tisdale’s exact role are not known at this time, but multiple outlets confirm she’ll somehow get involved with the core club, SAMCRO, and will somehow “complicate” the lives of its members. The same will probably be said for Tisdale’s loyal fans, who started following her when she was a teenager and are familiar with her voiceover work on the kids’ program Phineas and Ferb . [Photo: WENN.com]

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Ashley Tisdale’s Window into her Titties of the Day

Ashley Tisdale is someone I hate for no reason other than she thinks she is hotter than she is – you know cuz she has the whole support staff she pays to tell her she is hotter than she actually is….when in reality someone should notify her that her horrible face ruins everything…everything except her fit body…that if she maintains…will take precendence over her face as all the other 40 year old hot faces get fat, sloppy, married and disgusting….you see cuz a hot body does go a long way…but not quite long enough for Tisdale…cuz she’s fallen off the map, not important or getting work, coasting and hoping someone will hire her again….. But luckily, she finally got invited somewhere in Vegas, because Vegas will inviite any celeb D through A to their events…and in turn went nuts on dressing as hot as she could and ocumenting the experience…cuz no one ever invites some has been Disney trash with a busted up, broken down face to events, even if she’s got herself a fit body to events…at least not as much as she’d like them to – so it is time to celebrate…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Ashley Tisdale’s Tight Workout Hotness

Speaking of hot nobodies, here’s Ashley Tisdale working it in her sexy little workout gear. I like it. I assume she’s just heading to the gym, that’s all she does these days, but I happen to like a girl in yoga gear. Who doesn’t? I just spent the better part of the afternoon sitting outside the local pilates studio. If anybody asks, that was someone else with a telephoto lens and an awkward package in his sweatpants.

Ashley Tisdale and Scott Speer: Back Together?

Sorry, fellas. But Ashley Tisdale and her buttocks remain committed to one man. Following reports in December that she had split from Scott Speer , E! News is now reporting that the actress and her music video-directing boyfriend are actually going strong. There may have been a lull at some point, but Tisdale and Speer have been spotted out multiple times recently, with one source saying they spent all of last weekend together as a “coming out” to prove they were, indeed, back together. Speer and Tisdale started dating in 2009. She recently wished him a “great day” on Twitter, solidifying the reconciliation once and for all. [Photo: WENN.com]

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Kaley Cuoco is Badly Body Painted in Her Bikini with an Ugly Friend to Make her Look Hotter of the Day

The other day, Kaley Cuoco, who I like to call “John Ritter’s Killer, because without her that show wouldn’t have existed and he wouldn’t have been working too hard for his defective heart, but that’s just my speculations”, a totally less convenient name than Kaley Cuoco, posted some BIKINI PICS ON TWITTER that proved she didn’t feel the need to stay fit, because she’s the hot chick on some nerd show, and with all hot chicks amongst nerds, she doesn’t really have to be all that hot….. Well she continued this bikini madness, this time posting some pics of her ugly dyke looking friend and her with stupid body paint on, that is hardly as interesting to look at than the body painting you see on tacky bitches with implants and nothing but a g-string on at bike and tattoo shows….you know the kind of bitch air brushed into a tiger….shit truckers and red necks and trailer trash freak out over…..but she’s in a bikini nevertheless and she was smart enough to do it with someone less hot than her, a strategy she’s been using in the nerd show, that proves if you’re the hottest in the room, people will still think you’re hot….it’s like being fat and hanging with someone fatter…simple logic…here’s the pics.

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Ashley Tisdale’s Tight Body in a Bikini for Twitter of the Day

If you read the site you know that I don’t find Ashley Tisdale hot. She’s got a fit body cuz she works out a lot and that’s a good thing, a redeeming thing, but that face has to fucking go….even with the plastic surgery, it’s all wonky and asymmetcial like an accident victim or a handicapped person… But I’m not against her posting her own bikini pics, to try and get attention for herself, instead of being the boring ex-disney chick who can’t get work, cuz she’s boring, while her co-stars are out producing amateur self shot porn and getting work that takes them to a bigger and better place than Tisdale and her face, leaving her in their wake, forced to scramble…. I have no idea why she went out with this girl in waterfall….romantic looking shit you’ve seen in the movie Cocktail, Blue Lagoon and on the cover of romance novels and shit….we’re dudes, we just wanna see hard nipples and pussy definition in this shit….save the targeting middle aged lonely fat married moms who have a sexless marriage and the most romance they get is trying to open a jar of jam with their vaginas while watching soap operas imagining a life that never was….when the kids are at school, and their lazy husbands who hate them are at work……..you know what I’m saying here…. Keep on trying Tisdale!!

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Ashley Tisdale Twitter Bikini Hotness

You’ve got to love Instagram , not because it’s some innovative mobile app worth billions of dollars, but because it makes everyone look pretty good and encourages people to take more pictures of themselves and that means even more celebrity self shots for me. Here’s Ashley Tisdale having a rough time lounging in her bikini in a waterfall. Yes! I know the chick is just a reality TV star or a singer, I still don’t really know what the hell it is that she does, but she looks really good in a bikini. Nice job.

Ashley Tisdale Thinks She is Fabulous of the Day

I wonder if this is one of those self encouraging moments….you know, positive affirmations to encourage change….If she wears a shirt that reads “Fabulous” she’ll feel fabulous…and hopefully this brainwashing will not only work on herself but also on the onlookers in effort switch our negative view on her….especially her face….because being a second rate Vanessa Hudgens, even though she has a hotter body, is less hairy, tries harder, hasn’t got a nude scandal and they started off and got famous on the same show…..is starting to get her down….down enough to use her titties to generate even more buzz to her “fabulous”…watching the trials, tribulations and struggles of underserving cunts is always funny.

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Ashley Tisdale’s Short Short Walkabout

I’m not sure if you’re in the mood for pictures of a pseudo celebrity walking down the street, who really is, but that’s exactly what’s happening right now. Here’s Ashley Tisdale doing a little shopping in some nice short shorts and silly boots. Not bad I guess, but unless she’s shopping for even smaller short shorts, I’m kinda getting bored. Maybe if she makes out with her friend things might be alright… At least a little over the sweater action.

Ashley Tisdale Drops Some Perky Cleavage

I’m obviously never going to go see this The Lucky One movie, I’m a full grown man with at least one full grown testicle who doesn’t need to sit through romantic garbage anymore, but it looks like they got some huge stars at the premiere the other night. They had everyone from Audrina Patridge to Ashley Tisdale …. Did I say huge stars? I meant former reality TV stars. Anyhow, here’s ashley doing her best to drop a little perky cleavage. Decent.