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Holly Madison’s Boobs Are Going To Explode

The only good thing about a woman having a baby is that their breasts swell up and since Holly Madison has fake boobs they are now ridiculously HUGE! And I love it! Here they are exploding out of her dress at the 2013 Tao Beach season grand opening. Speaking of explosions, Holly is causing me to have a serious pant fire. Quick someone get the fire extinguisher or some Vaseline before I hurt myself.

Ashley Tisdale’s Tight Workout Hotness

Speaking of hot nobodies, here’s Ashley Tisdale working it in her sexy little workout gear. I like it. I assume she’s just heading to the gym, that’s all she does these days, but I happen to like a girl in yoga gear. Who doesn’t? I just spent the better part of the afternoon sitting outside the local pilates studio. If anybody asks, that was someone else with a telephoto lens and an awkward package in his sweatpants.

Holly Henderson Busty Lingerie Shoot

Here’s that chick Holly Henderson in some sexy lingerie shots for something, I’m calling these lingerie shots, but she’s basically just hanging out in her underwear. And I for one am alright with it. If you don’t remember who she is, she’s the busty British chick who’s got some show called, ‘Sex, Lies And Rinsing Guy’ about big breasts bimbos who use men for money. Apparently since the first episode aired she’s been getting a lot of flack for her “disgusting” behavior and has even received death threats. Nice boobs though.

Crystal Harris Drops Some Runaway Cleavage

Here’s that chick, Crystal Harris , who was supposed to marry Playboy boss Hugh Hefner but decided that old wrinkly penis wasn’t her cup of tea and ditch him just days before their planned wedding. Nice. Of course she was considerate enough to wait until the old guy put her the cover introducing her as the next Mrs Hefner. Girls are the worst. Not that it affects me in anyway, I’m just glad she’s here with her breasts hanging out. I can’t believe she’s only twenty-five years old, I was going to say she’s looking pretty good, but that’s back when I thought she was in her forties. What the hell lady? I guess all those years with the old man really age a woman. Poor thing.

Holly Madison’s Sweet Spandex Booty

I’m not exactly a fan of Playboy chicks wearing this much clothing, the old man in the mansion chose these women to be naked for a reason, but I’ve got a little thing for Holly Madison so I’m posting them anyway. Here she is getting into her giant SUV in a nice pair of spandex pants. Nice booty. Alright it’s not a little thing for her, it’s an average sized thing, or at least that’s what I’ve been told.

Holly Madison’s Perfect Golden Globes

I actually really like these pictures of Holly Madison at some party over the weekend, she’s not really doing anything special, but she still looks pretty awesome. Maybe I’m just a sucker for fake breasted blonds wearing shiny outfits that seem to hang off her tight body just perfectly. It really highlights those big golden chest mounted disco balls I want to wedge my face in between. I don’t know what you’d call that move, but I want in.

Bridget Marquardt Is Creative

Here’s Playboy hottie Bridget Marquardt dressed up as a Playboy bunny….. Genius. more pictures of Bridget Marquardt here

Holly Madison Pretties Up Her Cleavage

I guarantee that these won’t be the last set of Halloween pictures I post this week, I’m sure there are some trashy costumes I’ve missed, but these will definitely be the last for today. Here’s Playboy hottie Holly Madison all sexy and dressed up as…. I don’t really know what she’s dressed up as, but she looks hot. I like the bow on the cleavage, that’s a gift I’d love to unwrap. With my face. more pictures of Holly Madison here

Holly Madison’s Breasts Did Something

I don’t know about you, but if I ever have a party or event that involves cutting a giant fake ribbon, I know the first person I’d call is Playboy hottie Holly Madison . Not because she’s hot and has a great pair or breasts and doesn’t mind showing them off for perverts by posing naked in an obsolete magazine, but because I here she’s really good with oversized novelty scissors. Wait, that doesn’t sound right… It’s got to be because of that breast thing I mentioned earlier.

Holly Madison’s Big Oktoberfest Jugs

I guess it’s supposed to be Oktoberfest or something, I thought that was in late September, and Holly Madison was invited to bring her golden locks and big Playboy breasts to some German themed restaurant in Las Vegas over the weekend. That seems about right. Anyhow, it looks like she was there to tap a keg or something. I’d like to tap her keg if you know what I mean….. I want to hump her, that’s what I mean. more pictures of Holly Madison here