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Kristen Cavallari Pregnant See Through of the Day

Posted on September 18, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kristen Cavallari is old news, you probably don’t remember her as being the girl from Laguna Beach who decided to drop out of The Hills and move onto better things like an acting career, only to realize that acting dream was her ego from the attention of her hit show, and not actually based on her talent or celebrity, so she crawled back to her show only for it to get cancelled because she’s the worst… I fucking hope you don’t remember that…and I hate myself for rememebering that…but hey, girl’s pregnant as fuck and showing her milk filled, hormonally jacked tits in a bra…which I guess is a fetish to at least one person who probably lives alone in a basement apartment, so sad and lonely, dreaming of one day having a pregnant girl of his own, so that he doesn’t ever feel this alone again, while jerking off to pregnant hookers getting fucked in ready to drop porn… Because to the average dude, pregnancy…is disgusting..it breaks pussies..don’t blame me, blame science.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Kristen Cavallari Pregnant See Through of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Selena Gomez in Elle of the Day

Posted on September 18, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Selena Gomez did Elle Magazine, and it fucking sucked, but probably not as much as she sucked Bieber Dick…while that motherfucker owned her little starlet heart…thanks to being a needy, demanding, dependant, broken brat her parents sold to the media… Well, at least she ate her way through the sadness of being cheated on by Bieber… Unless she never actually fucked Beiber and that’s all just some Taylor Swift level act that’s marketable…keeping all these idiots in the limelight…talked about like they matter….when I can show you 5 girls far hotter than this, just outside my house smoking a joint… She’s nothing special…but Elle likes her…because she’s promoting an album and they paid Elle to like her. #marketing. Here’s a video of her fat in a black dress… The post Selena Gomez in Elle of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Emily Ratakowski Instagram’s a Nude Bunny Pic of the Day

Posted on April 1, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Emily Ratakowski is keeping me in the Easter Spirit, even though I’ve never really been in the Easter spirit before this moment. I never really fell for trash strippers in bunny costumes, and I don’t really have great family memories of Easter, from a catholic orphanage in mexico with a molesting priest, to an obese wife who just doesn’t stop eating cake, Easter’s been pretty horrible across the board, long weekend or not…but Emily Ratakowski, the miracle worker, the hottest bitch in the game, perfection send down from Heaven, like she may be the messiah, you know Jesus after resurrected, cuz that’s the only way I can explain the religious experience that comes over me when I see her. She’s got me speaking in tongues…tongues I’d like to shove in her ass….but in a loving and caring way….maybe we’d even play some love songs while we do it. I’m a fan. This easter bunny shit is perfect. Keep it up baby, you’re inspiring me….to masturbate.

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Cisco Tschurtschenthaler Naked for Treats of the Day

Posted on April 1, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Cisco Tschurtschenthaler may have the most ridiculous name in modeling, not because she’s done a whole lot of work and built a reputation of a clown, but because shit is 18 fucking letters long. I’ve never heard of her, but I will probably remember her, not because I’ve seen her tits in TREATS magazine, or because she’s done anything substantial, but because her name is so fucking stupid. It’s one of those names that you modify for your career cuz magazines can’t afford the real estate to credit you. You know like Oliva Wilde or some shit, and her name is only Cockburn, not Tschurtschenthaler and asif her fucking first name is actually Cisco, I mean no one is named Cisco, leading me to think she’s stage named the wrong half of her identity. Ultimately, what is a fucking name when it comes to toplessness, shit don’t fucking matter. I don’t even ask the hookers I fuck for their names, shit is just noise and gets in the way of trying to get a boner for their titties. I just can’t get over this fucking name though…trying to pronounce it has been hysterical…

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Lindsay Lohan’s Awesome Titties Get off a Helicopter of the Day

Posted on April 1, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

As much as people hate on Lohan, I’ve always been pretty loyal to her, or at least to her amazing tits. I believe that as much as she’s fallen off, and as much as she’s raped her career, there is still hope for her, or at least for her tits. To inspire, to create, to achieve greatness or at the very least to be masturbated to. She may be an ex-text-buddy, old facebook friend, ex-twitter follower to me…gone but never forgotten…because these tits, are fucking legendary and if they are in fact fakes, as rumored for many years, they should be a mandatory purchase for all women, because that one thing will make life a better place, because I know that Lohan’s tits make my life a better place. Here they are getting off a helicopter, spilling out of her dress, legendary/ TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Rihanna’s Shitty Nipple Ring of the Day

Posted on June 25, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This is a clown see through bro. You see it’s not even a see through, it is just Rihanna and all her small titty hustle, rocking no bra, cuz of her small titties, allowing the camera flashes to bounce of her metal nipple ring, providing us with something you can’t even jerk off to, not that you can jerk off to Rihanna, but I don’t see what you wouldn’t be able to, she’s a fit enough black girl grinding up and slutting out as much as she can cuz it is all part of her marketing a persona…..a fact that you would assume would make this see through have more penetration in it…but I take what I can get. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Ashley Tisdale’s Window into her Titties of the Day

Posted on June 8, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Ashley Tisdale is someone I hate for no reason other than she thinks she is hotter than she is – you know cuz she has the whole support staff she pays to tell her she is hotter than she actually is….when in reality someone should notify her that her horrible face ruins everything…everything except her fit body…that if she maintains…will take precendence over her face as all the other 40 year old hot faces get fat, sloppy, married and disgusting….you see cuz a hot body does go a long way…but not quite long enough for Tisdale…cuz she’s fallen off the map, not important or getting work, coasting and hoping someone will hire her again….. But luckily, she finally got invited somewhere in Vegas, because Vegas will inviite any celeb D through A to their events…and in turn went nuts on dressing as hot as she could and ocumenting the experience…cuz no one ever invites some has been Disney trash with a busted up, broken down face to events, even if she’s got herself a fit body to events…at least not as much as she’d like them to – so it is time to celebrate…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Penelopea nude

Posted on May 18, 2012 by Benny Hollywood

Penelopea is a cute model with a strange name but that does not matter too much as she is posing fully nude here for the camera Continue reading →

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Dead Anna Nicole Smith Gets Exploited by a Poker Site of the Day

Posted on December 8, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

GoldenPalace is the same company that bought William Shatner’s cum rag or something equally idiotic for an insane amount of money to get some press….and they are an online casino that may or may not be ruining lives as assholes spend their paychecks on the shit…killing themselves faceless cuz this is the internet….in a billion dollar business I wish I thought up…So I’m hardly surprised they used these archived shots of Anna Nicole and writing shit like “Rest in Peace” or whatever they wrote to make it seem like anything but a cheap publicity stunt….that I think would have been better if they used to dead Anna Nicole..for one Weekend at Bernie’s is a legendary movie….that should be revisited….but also becuase by now her fat’s probably rotted away…leaving her a pile of bones with some plastic titties that can’t annoy us as much as she did on her reality show that killed her…. Either way, here’s a fat Anna Nicole SMith naked and exploited….like she exploded dying billionaires….

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Kristen Steward in a Shitty Bikini for GQ UK of the Day

Posted on October 21, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know what the fuck is happening to me. For the longest time I hated on Kristen Stewart , I called her out for being inbred trash with no talent…who was only cast in Twilight because she was accessible and ugly enough for teen girls to relate to without putting too much pressure on her…I laughed about her white trash dad fucking her….I just didn’t find her hot…and I still don’t find her hot….but seeing her in a SEE THRU BIKINI …..and after seeing her act like a gutter teen hooker for the guy from Sopranos ….I realized she didn’t offend me as much as she thought she did…either my bitterness has gone soft…or I don’t care to hate…or maybe I’m just into fucking anything with a pussy…even if it is ugly by hollywood standards yet rich thanks to Hollywood…I guess we’ll save these questions for the therapist they assign me when I finally get institutionalized…

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