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Nicki Minaj Seeks Calm, Strong, Freaky Man

Nicki Minaj is single, and seeking. The rapper is featured in the latest issue of King (The Illest Men’s Magazine Ever!) and opens up to the publication about what she’s looking for in a man. To wit: “Someone who is calm, who is strong enough to not have to win every argument, who allows a woman to be her crazy self and someone with a conscience not to feel less of a man. Someone who is able to honor his woman but also bring out the freak in his woman.” Minaj also says she’d love to make the transition into acting. Her dream role? “Someone in a Tim Burton movie, where I get dressed up and painted and crazy.” Nicki as the next Johnny Depp? We’d pay to see that.

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Brittanya O’Campo Sent to Slammer for Pimp Cup Attack

She may have broken the law, and she may have placed another human being in serious danger, but let’s give Brittanya O’Campo props for creativity. The former Rock of Love Bus finalist has been sentenced to six months in jail for an unusual method of attack: she assaulted a woman in 2008 with what police describe as a “pimp cup.” After pleading guilty to forcing her victim to get several stitches, the 25-year-old checked into Ventura County Jail in California yesterday. She Tweeted the following message to fans: “I will be locked up for 6 monthes [sic]. I can only get PostCards, no letters or packages.” Man. How will a chalice attacker get by?!?

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Amber Portwood: Released From Jail, Reunited with Daughter

After a turbulent 24 hours, Amber Portwood was released from jail and is about to be reunited with her 2-year-old daughter, Leah, according to her lawyer. “It’s my understanding that Leah will be placed back with her,” Robert Schembs said. Portwood pleaded not guilty to three felonies – two counts of domestic battery and one count of neglect of a dependent – after being arrested on Tuesday. FREE WOMAN : Amber Portwood got sprung. Gary Shirley, run and hide! After turning herself in , the troubled Teen Mom star was booked late Monday and detained overnight at the Madison County jail in Anderson, Ind. She is no longer allowed to have contact with Gary Shirley, according to her lawyer. However, he adds, “To my knowledge, they’re on good terms.” “I’m really proud of her,” he says. “She was strong. Her outlook was positive. She had shock, of course, but was in good spirits. She’s really trying.” Following her televised beatdown of Shirley , she’s going to have to try harder to change her ways if she wants to stay out of an orange jumpsuit.

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Ashton Kutcher Prepares for the Apocalypse

Now we know why Ashton Kutcher wasn’t so worked up about those Brittney Jones allegations . The actor has far more pressing issues on his mind! In the latest issue of Men’s Fitness , the No Strings Attached star says the Apocalypse is almost upon us and he even knows how it will all go down: “It will not take much for people to hit the panic button… You start taking out electricity and satellites, and people are going to lose their noodle. People don’t have maps anymore. People use their iPhones or GPS systems, so if there’s no electricity, nobody has maps.” Kutcher himself then asks and answers: What happens when all our modern conveniences fail? “I’m going to be ready to take myself and my family to a safe place where they don’t have to worry.” That’s why he’s stocking up on guns and running the canyons near his house, while also doing bikram yoga and learning Krav Maga, an Israeli combat technique. “All of my physical fitness regimen is completely tailored around the end of day. I stay fit for no other reason than to save the people I care about.” And, hey, if he looks good in a bathing suit to boot, all the better!

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Is Justin Bieber Jewish?

Is Justin Bieber Jewish? Is Natalie Portman’s fiancee, Benjamin Millipied, Jewish? Based on my Web research, neither one is Jewish. However, there are many people wondering these questions and doing what curious people do in the Digital Age — turning to Google. There are two components to blogging I enjoy most. First, I love writing. Second, I love looking at the analytics to see through which portals visitors have arrived at my blog. Looking at the referral statistics, there is an overwhelming number of Web surfers who are referred to my blog after inquiring about a celebrity’s faith; specifically, whether they are Jewish. While Jewish people may only account for less than 2 percent of the U.S. population, we have provided society with a vastly disproportionate number of celebrities — from actors and musicians to authors, producers and directors. No, Jews don’t own Hollywood in the antisemitic canard conspiracy theory way, but there are certainly a lot of “Members of the Tribe” in Hollywood. When celebrities do the things that only Jewish people have traditionally done, everyone wants to know if they are Jewish or just playing the part. For instance, Kabbalah (Jewish mysticism) has been embraced by Madonna, Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher, and Brittany Spears, but none of them were born Jewish or have converted to the faith. Robin Williams does a great Yiddish accent on stage while telling Jewish jokes, but he’s an Episcopalian. The former heavyweight champ Mike Tyson has announced plans to open a kosher restaurant, but converted to Islam. The French dance choreographer Benjamin Millipied will marry the Israeli Natalie Portman, with Israeli roots, but he doesn’t appear to be of the Jewish faith. And though the teen pop sensation Justin Bieber is not Jewish, he has a ritual of saying the most important statement to the Jewish people before each of his concerts. It turns out that his agent, Scott “Scooter” Braun, taught Bieber the “Shema Yisrael” and now the 16-year-old says those Hebrew words (in addition to a Christian prayer) before taking the stage. It’s human nature to try and know as much as we can about our celebrities. So, it should come as no surprise that fans are curious as to whether Bieber’s Jewish or if Natalie Portman is marrying within the Jewish faith. After all, a person’s faith can be a private matter and as the National Enquirer has always said when it comes to celebrities, “Inquiring minds want to know.” (c) Rabbi Jason A. Miller Site: http://www.rabbijason.com Blog: http://blog.rabbijason.com

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Alleged Ashton Kutcher Infidelity Sweater: For Sale!

You’ve really gotta admire Brittney Jones. In September, the 21-year old claimed she had an affair with Ashton Kutcher. Such an accusation landed her on the cover of a couple tabloids, but the news never got much traction in the mainstream media. From there, Jones tried to up the infidelity ante, saying Kutcher and Demi Moore had an open marriage; releasing a few racy photos of herself; and then, naturally, getting embroiled in a sex tape “scandal.” None of it caught on, but Brittney isn’t finished yet! She’s now taken the hilarious step of putting a sweater “that was given to me after spending the night with Ashton” on eBay. The initial asking price? $500. Anyone who bids on it might need more mental help than Brittney Jones…

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Rumer Willis Distracts Us From her Face Properly of the Day

I don’t know if Rumer Willis is a dyke or not, but I can say it is safe to assume she is, because when bitches have faces like this, normally the only dudes they can get are ones they don’t want, while girls are a lot more forgiving because they look for personality, especially if that personality comes with Ashton Kutcher as a stepfather, her dad is Bruce Willis, her mom Demi Moore….so broken uterus, polluted genetics the require millions of dollars in plastic surgery to sort the fuck out, or not…Lesbianism who only gets pussy cuz she’s tied into a good crowd or not….At least she’s got tits to use to distract me…and apparently it is working.

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EXCLUSIVE: Steven Hirsch Dreams of Brangelina Sex Tape

You might not know Steven Hirsch, but you are very familiar with his work. The Chairman of Vivid Entertainment founded this adult film distribution company in 1984 and is the main man behind such celebrity sex tapes as those belonging to Kim Kardashian , Kendra Wilkinson and more. Hirsch is in the news this week for a couple of reasons: first, he’s greenlighted Brittney Jones Confidential , a video starring the woman who claims to have slept with Ashton Kutcher. Second, he’s made another offer to Nadya Suleman. In the following exclusive interview, Hirsch touches on these subjects and also tells us what couple would star in his dream sex tape. (Hint: look up.) Tell us how you came into possession of the Brittney Jones sex tape. We were contacted by a third party several weeks ago. What is your response to Ashton Kutcher’s request to have his name removed from all marketing material? We will let our attorneys make that decision for us. What is your latest offer for Octomom? When was the last time you heard from her? We will be in Vegas for the annual AVN Awards (The “Oscars” of porn) and will be holding two big parties on Friday, January, and Saturday, January 8. We are offering Nadya an opportunity to co-host the parties with other Vivid stars. The last we heard from her was back in September when we offered to rescue her from foreclosure with a deal of performing one scene for one hour in one movie for $500K. She had her attorney respond negatively to us. Are there any other sex tapes in the pipeline you can tell us about? Not a day goes by that we don’t get an offer for one or more celebrity sex tapes.

Is Hollywood’s Lust for the Web Spiraling Out of Control? [Trendwatch]

CBS just signed its second TV deal based on a Twitter account, and inked Ashton Kutcher to produce. Hollywood now officially has a monster crush on movies and TV serials about websites. More

Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore baby

“The party was very small and intimate,” a source tells us. “Ashton and Demi looked happy and totally unaffected by recent relationship rumors. James and Kim were glowing. Despite being about to burst, Kim looked amazing.” It was an A-list fete Sunday when Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher came out to celebrate the recent wedding and baby girl on the way for pals James Van Der Beek and Kimberly Brook. Joined by Moore#39;s daughters Rumer and Scout, the group spent the day at the pink-themed Hollyw

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