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REVIEW: Actions Speak Louder Than Dirty Words in No Strings Attached

It’s a noble thing to make a movie that tries to capture the way real people speak. But how do you know how close you’re getting? And even when you put raunchy turns of phrase or the most current slang in your characters’ mouths, are you really capturing the reality of those characters’ — or of anyone’s — lives? Language is either a part of the landscape of a movie or it’s window dressing, the first thing you notice. Can movie speech be believable and natural when it jumps out at us?

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REVIEW: Actions Speak Louder Than Dirty Words in No Strings Attached

Ashton Kutcher Talks ‘No Strings Attached’ Sex Scenes’

‘There were no major injuries,’ he assures MTV News of his racy scenes with Natalie Portman. By Kara Warner Ashton Kutcher Photo: MTV News In the new romantic comedy “No Strings Attached,” Ashton Kutcher and Golden Globe winner Natalie Portman play two people who try to just be “sex friends” rather than entering into a traditional romantic relationship. As the “sex friends” moniker might imply, there are quite a few racy scenes in the film and, in particular, one long mash-up of their characters engaging in various acts and positions, in various locations. We’ll call it the “sex montage.” When MTV News caught up with Kutcher recently, we asked him if there were any bloopers to come out of filming so many challenging-looking scenarios for the montage. “There weren’t really any bloopers,” he said. “It’s always sort of awkward and giggly, right? Because you’re there and you’re with someone you sort of know, and there’s a lot of people watching,” he explained of the awkward factor involved in filming love scenes. “It’s always kind of in-between scenes you try to make jokes and divert it, ‘Oh it’s not a big deal,’ try to make it seem like it’s not a big deal.” So there were no major injuries suffered then? “Nah, there were no major injuries,” Kutcher assured us. “There was a dirty-feet situation,” he revealed. “Because the ground was dirty, and there was one scene where we both had our feet up, and they were showing in camera. We were walking around getting ready to do the scene, and the set floor was a little dirty, so we both had really dirty feet. That was weird, I don’t know why. … No dirty feet in bed,” he added. Check out everything we’ve got on “No Strings Attached.” For breaking news, celebrity columns, humor and more — updated around the clock — visit MTVMoviesBlog.com . Related Photos 2011 Golden Globe Awards Red Carpet

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Rumer Willis is Still a Monster of the Day

I know, I didn’t expect her to get hot over night, or even to take her mother’s lead and invest millions into plastic surgery, because I honestly believe she is too far gone to ever be turned into something hot or considered a sex symbol…..There is no hope for her….Like a burn victim, or the bitch attacked by the chimp, forced to live with her disability that is her face forever…. I just post pictures of her to balance out the site for girls who read it and are starting to develop a complex…in hopes that it makes them feel pretty….because no matter how ugly you are…you are probably better than this…I’m sweet like that ladies, let’s cuddle….making me think that it is very possible that Rumer Willis is the ugliest person in the world…and it’s unfortunate for her that she’s all Hollywood, cuz she can’t just hide in her shitty small down and be a recluse no one talks to, a fate I think she was meant to have…. I also post it to question Demi Moore’s uterus….because I hate that washed up cunt and think what she produced just proves how garbage she is… All this to say, this is a stepdaughter I would not be crawling into bed or the shower with when she least expects it if I was Ashton Kutcher, which is saying a lot cuz I have no standards…

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Ashton Kutcher A ‘Huge Fan’ Of ‘Jersey Shore’

‘I can fist-pump with the best of ’em,’ the ‘No Strings Attached’ star tells MTV News. By Kara Warner Ashton Kutcher Photo: MTV News By now, it’s pretty clear that “Jersey Shore” is here to stay. In addition to the cast being all over talk shows and the blogosphere, the show’s heavily hyped premiere last week netted a record-breaking 8.45 million viewers, making it the most-watched MTV series ever. Not only that, but Snooki told MTV News that she expects the cast will be game for doing the show for 20 more seasons or their “whole lives.” During our fun sit-down with the Snook-ster, she also mentioned personal highlights in meeting her celebrity fans, like Nicki Minaj and Ashton Kutcher. When we caught up with Kutcher recently as he promoted his upcoming romantic comedy “No Strings Attached,” we asked the former “Punk’d” star for his thoughts on the “Shore.” “I was on the ‘Jersey Shore’ bandwagon really early,” Kutcher said with a proud smile. “I met Mike [‘The Situation’ Sorrentino] and Snooki and Pauly D. I met them right after the first season. A good friend of mine started showing me all these pictures of all these guidos online, and then she was like, ‘Oh my God, you have to see this show,’ and so I started watching,” he explained. “I’m a huge fan of the show. I haven’t missed an episode.” Until we informed him that he had, in fact, missed the premiere the night before. “Did it start already? I was just talking about it yesterday. … I will have it on my Apple TV tonight,” he promised. And although Kutcher doesn’t have a favorite catchphrase from the show, he assured us that he can hang with the crew. “I can fist-pump with the best of ’em,” he said. Don’t miss “Jersey Shore,” airing Thursday nights at 10 p.m. ET on MTV.

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No Strings Attached vs. The Mechanic: Which Red Band Trailer Packs in More Explicit Content?

While Natalie Portman and Ashton Kutcher’s sex comedy No Strings Attached and Jason Statham and Ben Foster’s violent non-comedy The Mechanic wouldn’t appear to have too much in common, both films have just released restricted red band trailers to let you know that they are seriously R-rated. So based on the two trailers, which film will lose more money from 13-year-olds buying tickets to other films and sneaking in? Let’s take a look at the breakdown of sex, violence and language in each trailer to get a better idea.

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Salma Hayek in a Bikini for Old Times of the Day

Salma Hayek is a fucking tank. I guess that’s no real surprise cuz like all girls who had big tits in thier 20s, when they turn 30 the rest of them slowly follows their titty’s lead and by 40 turns into real thick…not the mention this bitch is a Mexican, and I have never met a slim Mexcian mother before…. So the fact that this Mexican isn’t being carted around on a medical scooter with diabetes is a testament to how hard she is fighting her Mexican genetics…..something that probably isn’t worth celebrating in her bikini, but since I like all pussy in bikinis, it’s good enough for me, even if it’s sending a bad message to young girls everywhere that ou can be proud of your mom body any shape it is and parade it around like it’s not a disgusting fucking mess…

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Brittney Jones Sex Tape Preview of the Day

I don’t really know who this bottom feeder is, but I do know that you will probably like watching her fuck, cuz watching girls fuck, no matter who they are, or how hot they are, or how big their pussy lips are, is always a good time. The rumor is that Ashton Kutcher cheated on Demi Moore with this girl, but there’s no actual proof,because last time I checked Ashton Kutcher was a fucking faggot who old dates a woman old enough to be his mom cuz her dried up old lady pussy feels and smells like a male prostitutes HIV anus….and no matter how much plastic surgery she gets, or training she does, she’ll always be the pussy that created her troll daughter, and a fresh coat of paint won’t change scientific proof… What it comes down to is that Brittney Jones did what any girl addicted to the attention she got when the Ashton story hit, she’s alright looking, I mean considering she’s not in her 50s, and she’s lucky Demi didn’t try to suck the youth out of her, cuz that is apparently something she does. I hate the Kutchers and the Kutchers hate me…. at least according to Twitter ….when I was one of 8 people he was blocking…. Ashton Kutcher did everything in his power to get his name taken off any promotion of the DVD, cuz apparently they were saying “this is what Ashton may have experienced” and good or not, I am sure it’s better than what that cunt Demi has to offer…which isn’t say much…but is saying something about her inadequacies… ENJOY!! To See The Rest of the Sex Tape – Follow This Link GO

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Brittney Jones — Let Them See My Sex Tape!

Filed under: Brittney Jones , Ashton Kutcher Brittney Jones — the woman who insists she slept with Ashton Kutcher — has predictably officially dropped her lawsuit against Vivid Entertainment … giving the porn giants the green light to peddle her sex tape. Jones is even trying to play the Kim… Read more

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A Freaking Contest, Red Weaves, Hoodrats, And 40 Ounces Are A Recipe For Malarkey! [Video]

See what Rihanna has started? SMH

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We Knew Something Wasn’t All The Way Right With Ashton Kutcher

We know he’s Bruce Willis’s family-life stunt double, but we would have never pegged Ashton Kutcher for the “Die Hard With A Vengeance” type. Put apparently, this fool is out there trying to get swoll for Armageddon. Not the movie. Ashton Kutcher is getting toned and tough – so he can fend for himself and look after his family following an Armageddon-type crisis. The movie star and producer, who is married to health nut Demi Moore, fears a major U.S. energy meltdown is nigh and he’s trying to get super fit so he can deal with the chaos that will follow a blackout or worse. Kutcher discovered combat training Krav Maga last year as he prepared to tone up for his role in “Killers” and now he’s obsessed with running, Bikram yoga and Muay Thai fighting with the French national champion – and he insists he’s committed to his extreme workouts, so he can dominate in desperate times. The 32 year old tells Men’s Fitness magazine, “It will not take much for people to hit the panic button. The amount of convenience that people rely on based on electricity alone. You start taking out electricity and satellites, and people are going to lose their noodle. “And people are going to go, ‘That land’s not yours, prove that it’s yours,’ and the only thing you have to prove it’s yours is on an electronic file… People’s alarm systems at their homes will no longer work, Neither will our heating, our garbage disposals, hot-water heaters that run on gas but depend on electricity. “What happens when all our modern conveniences fail? I’m going to be ready to take myself and my family to a safe place where they don’t have to worry… All of my physical fitness regimen is completely tailored around the end… I stay fit for no other reason than to save the people I care about.” And he admits he tasted what life could be like after a major national or international calamity when he, Moore and her kids were left without power for 14 hours at their mountain cabin last Christmas. He adds, “I got my guns out. We made a fire. We went to the grocery store… People were rolling in and out, clearing out all the shelves… It was like a preview.” What?! We have no words. Source

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