Vlada Heidrich is a very important model that you have never heard of but who gets naked and who self promotes on Instagram. I post these high class models, who may or may not be sex workers, the line between sex work and legitimate work is so blurry and I don’t have my fucking glasses on, because I think they are great. I also like that they google themselves and after a few months they figure out some weird DrunkenStepfather has done a post on them and they email me asking me to take shit down, or to stop calling them sex workers, because I am a guilty until proven innocent kind of guy, and I guess so is the rest of the world….you call out a rich guy for being a pervert and he gets blacklisted…his career ends…without any actual trial….I call girls who get naked sex workers until proven otherwise…it is only fair…and I am all about what is fair…that is why I should be your next Superior Court Judge….I’ve never touched a woman inappropriately who would remember my name. Lol. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Vlada Heidrich Wet Naked Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Source: Josh Blanchard / FilmMagic/FilmMagic for HBO Lawrence is back on Insecure, but we knew that! We pick up tonight’s episode from last week’s awkward post-Coachella run in between Lawrence and Issa and they exchange minor pleasantries about what they’ve been up to. Of course, they both downplay life but it seems that Lawrence has been quite the busy bee, smashing and dashing literally everyone with a vagina. He’s basically still trying to sex the post-breakup pain away. But unfortunately for him, he got chlamydia in the process. Hold that thought. Meanwhile, Issa is working on throwing a block party as a new business venture to help do something positive in her neighborhood. This is a move that was inspired (in part) and supported by Nathan. So far he really seems to be in Issa’s corner and they have a sweet moment where Nathan asks her how she knows when it’s real and then he tells her that he really likes her. Issa’s like is mutual and in her world, you just know when it’s real. So there’s that. #NathanNavy be like… via GIPHY Back to Lawrence. He links up with Chad and Derek to talk about life and he admits that he’s embarrassed by his behavior lately and really wants to make a change. Calm down, he and Issa becoming a thing probably again isn’t happening. He reveals that he no longer has ill feelings toward her, but he also hasn’t looked at her the same way since she cheated. Chad’s stupid arse has the nerve to call Issa a hoe but Lawrence calls him out because he’s definitely a cheater too. The fuq?! Anyway, Issa Rae once mentioned that this season will examine toxic masculinity and we are definitely seeing bits and pieces of that surface because Chad tried it. You can’t be the pot calling the kettle black. via GIPHY Back to Issa. She gets a call from Lyft saying there’s an open investigation involving an assault in her vehicle. Remember when Nathan faded that big disrespectful dude? Yeah, that. Issa texts Nathan and mentions that but he doesn’t even respond. via GIPHY Now we’re at Tiffany’s baby shower where Issa, Molly and Kellie meet Tiff’s bourgie friends, whom she refers to as “the crazy crew,” who also planned the shower. They don’t really know these girls and this is where drama in the inner friend circle starts to unfold. At one point, Kelli storms out of the shower causing Issa and Molly to run after her. Kelli reveals that feels like she’s losing her best friend to a baby, but you also wonder if there’s some jealousy there too. You know, Kelli acts tough and all, but perhaps she wants family life too? Anyway, Tiffany finds them and asks swithat’ up and they all mention that they feel some type of way about not being asked to plan the shower. Tiffany says they were so caught up in their own life drama and didn’t even offer so she felt her other girls, particularly Blaire, who is a mother, would actually be more helpful. Tiffany mentioning Blaire makes Kelli feel worse because it’s rubbing in the fact that she’s not a mother. There are fractures in this group and we haven’t even begun to scratch the surface. Lawrence and Issa com face to face again and talk. It’s not awkward this time and Lawrence even offers to help Issa with some of the business nuances of the block party she’s planning. Cheers to growth. Molly finds out that Dro’s wife is pregnant (Dro and his wife are at the shower) and definitely feels some type of way but it’s hard to feel bad for Molly because just earlier she was playing Andrew, Nathan’s Asian friend that she met at Coachella who is clearly interested, to the left. via GIPHY Finally, the episode ends with Issa getting a call from Lyft to let her know that they closed the investigation. They spoke to Nathan and he gave them a statement. Now Issa is really like wtf because she still hasn’t heard from him. So like…did this grown arse man ghost her? Are we still ghosting over 30? via GIPHY So much for the #NathanNavy. via GIPHY RELATED POSTS ‘Insecure’ Recap: Houston Bae Is Gonna Hurt So Good ‘Insecure’ Recap: Issa Makes Moves To Move Out Of Daniel’s Place
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Kevin Mazur/VF13/WireImage Here we go again… Russell Simmons & Brett Ratner Face Assault Allegations Well, this is disturbing. After a report surfaced claiming that Brett Ratner and Russell Simmons were investigated for sexual battery in 2001, a new story about the powerful duo has surfaced. Russell Simmons is facing sexual assault allegations from a woman who claims he did so while she was underage. The L.A. Times published a story today featuring model Keri Claussen Khaligi who alleges that Simmons “yanked off her clothes” when she was 17 as his friend Brett Ratner watched. Khaligi also told the publication that she pleaded with Ratner for help, but was ignored and later was raped in the shower by Simmons. “Ratner was an up-and-coming music video director and a protege of Simmons, the Def Jam Recordings mogul. They took Khalighi to dinner one night in 1991 at Mr. Chow in New York, and then back to Simmons’ apartment to show her a music video they’d been working on. Quickly, Simmons began making aggressive sexual advances, yanking off her clothes, Khalighi said. “I looked over at Brett and said ‘help me’ and I’ll never forget the look on his face,” she recalled. “In that moment, the realization fell on me that they were in it together.” Khalighi said that Simmons, who was then about twice her age, tried to force her to have intercourse. “I fought it wildly,” she said. He eventually relented and coerced her to perform oral sex, she alleged. “I guess I just acquiesced.” Ratner, meanwhile, “just sat there and watched,” she said. Feeling “disgusting,” Khalighi said she went to take a shower. Minutes later, she alleged, Simmons walked up behind her in the shower and briefly penetrated her without her consent. She said she jerked away, then he left. “It hurt so much.” WOWWWWW. Simmons has since responded and he’s strongly disputing her account and claiming that everything that occurred between them was with “full consent and participation.” (So he’s admitting to sex with a 17-year-old?) He’s also disputing the account of another woman, Tanya Reid, who claims that in 1994 Ratner and Simmons harassed her while she worked at a South Beach hotel. Reid told The Times that Simmons called the front desk and told her that he wanted Ratner to “hold her down” so he could perform oral sex on her. Later she claims that she acquiesced to oral sex with Ratner after he allegedly exposed himself and pushed her head down. “I mean no disrespect to her when I say I do not recall a conversation with a hotel front desk clerk over a quarter of a century ago,” said Simmons in his statement. Statement of Russell Simmons in Response to LA Times Article. pic.twitter.com/iwT7Wy3SoY — Russell Simmons (@UncleRUSH) November 19, 2017 His pal Ratner is disputing the accounts of four other women who accused him of sexual misconduct and the claims of six others including Olivia Munn and Natasha Henstridge. In addition to being called out by women accusing him of harassment, a Hollywood actor is blasting Russell Simmons for comments he made on their alleged assault via email. WENN Hit the flip.
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The most basic of instagram picture that you will see on every single aspiring instagram model trying to get ahead…shot by any instagram photographer who doubles as a rapist, or who is a rapist but doubles as a photographer because it gets the girls in their “studio” which doubles as their apartment they share with 3 roomates because they are artists man…and because they’ve never been paid for any photo job man…but they have 100,000 followers man…and that brings the girls in… It’s the most basic of tactics and it is lame, but as long as I can remember, I’ve loved watching girls showers so whatever… I just think it is a fail, this girl has 10 million followers, she’s got a “personal brand” and an audience, yet she’s totally misguided…. She could play safe for work, cute teen, get all the jobs and end up on the Disney Channel…because it doesn’t require talent… But instead she goes the low hanging fruit…all because she likes likes, she likes attention, she likes being a social media slut, and she thinks this is her worth… She got the fake tits, she showed the nipples, now she’s doing the slut shoots… Sitting on an empire, but instead of Trolling in the right direction, get that mainstream money, she’ll end up in porn.. Terrible, but amazing and really where the world is at…so whatever works…. The post Alexis Ren Ass in the Shower of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
There is always one thing you have to make sure to do on the 4th of July and that is to wash your balls cause you never know when you are going to get lucky. Anyway, here is Nina Agdal washing her filthy tongue in the shower. I know how that thing could be put to good use.
It may officially be winter across the United States, but try telling that to Kylie Jenner and Tyga. Because this famous couple is only just heating up! The Keeping Up With the Kardashians actress and her rapper boyfriend have surprised their fans with an extra steamy video, releasing their most racy footage to date on Christmas Day. Directed by photographer Sasha Samsonova, the video is set to music by Niia and it features Kylie and Tyga in the shower. Are they dressed? Yes. But the hot shower and steam eventually soaks through their white T-shirts, leaving little to the imagination. Like, VERY little to the imagination. By the end of the video, both stars are topless and holding on to each other. It's not hard to imagine where things go between them next. The video was filmed in November in Los Angeles. “It fell into place very, very naturally. It just happened,” Samsonova told W magazine about shooting the project, adding: “The whole deal with this video is that it's a very personal experience. It's like you're watching this person from a point of view that has never been seen before.” Previously, Kylie and Tyga appeared in the rapper's “Stimulated” music video, confirming their relationship at the time. The two then appeared in Alexander Wang's Fall 2016 campaign video, which depicted the couple and other stars at a house party. Just how NWFW is the latest footage? Click PLAY and find out now!
Christie Brinkley keeps things real, by having a ton of plastic surgery done, but at a certain age, like when you’re in your 70s, looking like this, all semi-clown faced, but not overly clown faced, whether we are talking about this ex swimsuit model, or Dolly Parton, or really anyone post menopausal, I fully appreciate, if anything get turned on by their mangled plastic faces, because they are old as fuck and it’s better to cum on a smooth surface than something that looks more like my ball sack. If you know what I mean… It’s the teens and twenty year olds filling out their cheeks and lips that offend me….while this one’s a beacon of hope that we will all find a Christie Brinkley of our own…to carry us into retirement, but as someone who has only fucked one woman over 30 and it wasn’t by choice, it was a marriage for convenience situation that meant free rent if I did it, I hope that happens for me, once my fat wife dies prematurely from obesity….but I doubt I’ll be living to 90, the time needed to turn a 29 year old into a 70 year old, who looks like this…so maybe the better strategy is to just keep fucking the under 30 year olds until I die…that way you don’t feel in prison with one bitch…even if that bitch looks like this… The post Christie Brinkley Lookin’ Alright for 100 of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Shelley Hennig is a reminder that there will always be new pussy to focus on, fixate on, stare at, or even follow on social media….I follow something like 7,000 girls who don’t follow me back on Instagram alone, because I thought “They are kinda hot, worth looking at in their slutty pics, and possibly jerking off to if I am really in the mood to jerk off to some half naked girl, who is often times fully naked in her instagram stories, because that is the world we live in, social media is porn”….. So this one posted this image, that isn’t hot or erotic or anything, but a reminder that SO many girls will get naked for jokes, for likes, for fame, for fun, because girls are all programmed to be exhibitionists that cater to male erections….PROVE ME WRONG BITCHES.. Now who is this Shelley Hennig…who sin’t famous really, well she’s a 2004 Miss Teen USA, and now 12 years after being a teen, is a Soap Star and CW Series Star, in a show called TEEN WOlf, in Horror movies called OUJIA…like real fucking low level…but still one of a million girls…worth looking at…so thank you human race for being disgusting, but having a gender we are programmed to want to fuck…because it gives life purpose… Here’s some more of her social media antics..shes got 1.3 million followers…she matters.. A video posted by Shelley Hennig (@shelleyhennig) on Oct 9, 2016 at 11:04am PDT I like her… A video posted by Shelley Hennig (@shelleyhennig) on Jul 30, 2016 at 11:58am PDT Another… A video posted by Shelley Hennig (@shelleyhennig) on Apr 23, 2016 at 12:26pm PDT She’s funny… The post Shelley Hennig in a Kiddie Pool in the Shower of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
