Christie Brinkley keeps things real, by having a ton of plastic surgery done, but at a certain age, like when you’re in your 70s, looking like this, all semi-clown faced, but not overly clown faced, whether we are talking about this ex swimsuit model, or Dolly Parton, or really anyone post menopausal, I fully appreciate, if anything get turned on by their mangled plastic faces, because they are old as fuck and it’s better to cum on a smooth surface than something that looks more like my ball sack. If you know what I mean… It’s the teens and twenty year olds filling out their cheeks and lips that offend me….while this one’s a beacon of hope that we will all find a Christie Brinkley of our own…to carry us into retirement, but as someone who has only fucked one woman over 30 and it wasn’t by choice, it was a marriage for convenience situation that meant free rent if I did it, I hope that happens for me, once my fat wife dies prematurely from obesity….but I doubt I’ll be living to 90, the time needed to turn a 29 year old into a 70 year old, who looks like this…so maybe the better strategy is to just keep fucking the under 30 year olds until I die…that way you don’t feel in prison with one bitch…even if that bitch looks like this… The post Christie Brinkley Lookin’ Alright for 100 of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Terry Richardson posted these pics of Dolly Parton on his site that I assume he took for some kind of magazine, and they are in the, what is now the standard Terry Richardson photo, which is unfortunately boring and corporate, when I’d be more interested in seeing Dolly Parton in the not so original, but original enough Terry Richardson pics of the late 90s, that put him on the map as some kind of “artist” or “it-girl”, which involved nudity, penetration, softcore porn, because even at 100 years old…Dolly tits give me a boner, I just would rather be staring at them naked….I mean I’m technically naked but she isn’t…
Considering the crazy few months she had to conclude 2013, Miley Cyrus has been relatively quiet at the outside of this new year. But that all changed last night, as the superstar took to the MTV stage for an Unplugged stage and broke down a number of her hits, acoustic style. She sang a duet with Madonna. She Twerked with a gigantic horse. She sported Western-themed outfits all evening and seemed to generally have an outstanding time. Relive the collaborating Miley described as ” pretty effin cool ” now, along with a number of other performances of the singer Unplugged: Miley Cyrus Unplugged Performances Open Slideshow 1. Miley Cyrus and Madonna Duet Miley Cyrus and Madonna sang “We Can’t Stop” and “Don’t Tell Me” together for an Unplugged special. Watch the performance here. View As List 1. Miley Cyrus and Madonna Duet Miley Cyrus and Madonna sang “We Can’t Stop” and “Don’t Tell Me” together for an Unplugged special. Watch the performance here. 2. Miley Cyrus Unplugged: “Wrecking Ball” Miley Cyrus did not ride a wrecking ball during her MTV Unplugged special. But she did sing this track. 3. Miley Cyrus Unplugged: “Jolene” Miley Cyrus covers Dolly Parton for this Unplugged performance. What do you think of her take on “Jolene?” 4. Miley Cyrus Unplugged: “Adore You” Miley Cyrus breaks it down here for MTV. She sings a version of the track “Adore You.” 5. Miley Cyrus Unplugged: “Bangerz” Miley Cyrus went totally Unplugged for a special on MTV. She sings “Bangerz” at the event in this video. 6. Miley Cyrus Unplugged: “Get It Right” Miley Cyrus performs “Get It Right” here for MTV. It’s from her Unplugged special. 7. Miley Cyrus Unplugged: “Do My Thang” Miley Cyrus does her thang her for MTV. And that includes Twerking with a horse!
CMA Awards hosts Brad Paisley and Carrie Underwood tore into ObamaCare during their comedic and musical intro on Wednesday night’s telecast. The duo poked fun at Miley Cyrus, Luke Bryan, and Dolly Parton, but their best jabs may have come at the faulty Affordable Care Act website’s expense. After the country crooner “injured” himself Twerking, Paisley said he might enroll. “I started signing up last Thursday and I’m almost done,” quipped Carrie. The duo then went on to try getting Paisley signed up for health insurance, launching into a parody song spoofing the ACA’s infamously problematic roll-out. It was pretty funny. Check out the routine below: Brad Paisley & Carrie Underwood: “Obamacare by Morning” Other highlights from the 2013 CMA Awards: Miranda Lambert winning Female Vocalist of the Year Carrie Underwood’s outfit changes, and performance The cast of A&E’s Duck Dynasty Twerking (sort of) Miley not being there to get naked and lick stuff
Miley Cyrus is not the white Nicki Minaj . But she is a big fan of Nicki Minaj… along with Dolly Parton, Joan Jett, Beth Hart and Lil Kim. Those are the singers Cyrus names in an interview with Billboard when asked to cite her top five favorite female artists. How does Lil Kim make the cut? “In my past life, I feel like that was me. I feel like Lil Kim is who I am on the inside,” Cyrus says. “She just makes me happy…I just love her. And I can’t help that I love her.” We’d say this is one of the weirder things the superstar has done or said in the past few weeks… but you did see her We Can’t Stop video , right? Miley Cyrus Lists Favorite Singers
Let’s kick off the new year with lady-killers of two different generations: Twilight heartthrob Robert Pattinson retains his seductive abilities in a very different kind of role, while Dean Martin gets embroiled in a 1960s sex farce. Both movies are thoroughly entertaining, but they’re also about as polar-opposite as it gets, making them the perfect antipodes for my first column of 2013. HIGH: Cosmopolis (EOne; $24.98 DVD, $29.98 Blu-Ray) WHO’S RESPONSIBLE: Written and directed by David Cronenberg , based on the novel by Don DeLillo; starring Robert Pattinson, Juliette Binoche, Paul Giamatti , Samantha Morton , Mathieu Amalric, Jay Baruchel WHAT’S IT ALL ABOUT: Wall Street whiz kid Eric Packer (Pattinson) just wants to drive across New York City in his thoroughly tricked-out white limozeen (as Dolly Parton might call it) to get a haircut from his childhood barber. But between a presidential visit, anarchist riots and mysterious death threats, Packer spends most of the day hosting an assortment of visitors (from mistresses to business associates bearing bad news) in the car, exiting occasionally to share a series of elliptical conversations with his sexually-frustrated wife over meals. Is he doomed? Is the universe coming to an end? Anything can happen in this moody mix of Last Year at Marienbad via The Bonfire of the Vanities . WHY IT’S SCHMANCY: Cosmopolis would make a perfect double feature with another Cronenberg literary adaptation, Crash ; they both revolve around cars (and the juncture of man and machine) and everyone speaks in that whispery monotone that either makes you cock an ear toward the screen or storm out in irritation. This new film may test your patience with its seeming indifference to things like plot, but if you stick with it, you’ll find that it does build toward something fascinating, helped along by a strong Pattinson performance that suggests he’s got a post–sparkle-vampire screen career. WHY YOU SHOULD OWN IT: The Blu-Ray features cast and crew interviews, and both versions offer a “Citizens of Cosmopolis ” featurette and a director commentary; among today’s filmmakers, Cronenberg ranks as one of the most articulate about what he does (albeit in a whispery monotone of his own), so his commentary tracks are always worth checking out. LOW: How to Save a Marriage (and Ruin Your Life) (Sony Pictures Home Entertainment; $20.95 DVD) WHO’S RESPONSIBLE: Written by Stanley Shapiro and Nate Monaster; directed by Fielder Cook; starring Dean Martin, Stella Stevens, Eli Wallach, Anne Jackson WHAT’S IT ALL ABOUT: Bachelor David (Martin) tries to save the marriage of his best friend Harry (Wallach) by seducing Harry’s mistress. David woos Harry’s sexy employee Carol (Stevens), not realizing that Harry’s mistress is actually Muriel (Jackson, Wallach’s real-life wife). When Carol and Muriel figure out what’s going on, they plot revenge. WHY IT’S FUN: In my house, New Year’s means another viewing of The Poseidon Adventure , which in turn reminds me of how delightful a screen presence Stella Stevens was in her heyday. One of her most charming screen performances comes in this fizzy farce, reteaming her with Martin, her co-star in the goofy spy flick The Silencers . This isn’t great cinema, by any means — and 1968 was a little late in the game for this kind of relatively innocent sexcapade — but it’s made by people well-versed in this sort of wacky farce: Shapiro won an Oscar for Pillow Talk ; he and Monaster crafted another classic Doris Day romp, That Touch of Mink ; and Cook’s other 1968 release was the slightly naughtier who’s-got-the-birth-control comedy Prudence and the Pill . WHY YOU SHOULD OWN IT: Even if you’re not as much of a sucker for this era of sex comedy as I am, the movie’s très groovy visual palette (to say nothing of Stevens in a series of slinky outfits) will make for great video wallpaper at your next party. Alonso Duralde has written about film for The Wrap, Salon and MSNBC.com . He also co-hosts the Linoleum Knife podcast and regularly appears on What the Flick?! (The Young Turks Network) . He is a senior programmer for the Outfest Film Festival in Los Angeles and a pre-screener for the Sundance Film Festival. He is the author of 101 Must-See Movies for Gay Men (Advocate Books). Follow Alonso Duralde on Twitter. Follow Movieline on Twitter.
Miley Cyrus has kept it clean for Christmas. The singer – who recently posed with a sex doll and performed a crotch grab during a VH1 concert special – Tweeted a Christmas photo this week of herself and fiance Liam Hemsworth simply enjoying each other’s spirited company alongside their pet and their tree. The couple is rather adorable, huh? Miley also gifted her fans with the following Christmas present: an acoustic cover of Dolly Parton’s 1973 hit, “Jolene.” Scroll down and give it a listen now: Miley Cyrus – “Jolene”
I believe Miley Cyrus is enjoying some 1978 Dolly Parton Playboy action. Personally, I’d prefer some 2012 Miley Cyrus Hustler Magazine action but that is wishful thinking. Anyway, it’s pretty hot to see a young lady into soft-retro porn. Especially, when it is her godmother on the cover. Kinky.
I am not sure if this is Miley Cyrus, she’s gone blonde and is blocking out her inbred looking muppet head with a magazine, but in keeping up with my creeper status, I am pretty sure it is her, because she was wearing these shorts the other day , unless her friend and her would share short, as I’ve heard girls do with underwear and bikini bottoms for my masturbation pleasure and for their increased chances of a yeast infection, not that I actually care about Miley Cyrus’ shorts, I just saw the pics on the internet, and I’m not proud that I know these things instinctively, or that this is my life or that I waste my brain with it, because ultimately, I really don’t care, but it is what it is, and I’ll run with it…..like Miley ran with this vintage Dolly Parton Playboy rocking as awesome crotch shot next to Lil Kim slutting out poster….and it is fucking hot…reminding us that whether this is Miley or not, instagram is amazing…
