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Kate Middelton’s Royal Upskirt of the Day

A ass flash is so much classier when it’s officially Royal and has a british accent. FOLLOW

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Kate Middelton’s Royal Upskirt of the Day

Paris Hilton’s Disgusting Old Lady Ass of the Day

Paris is trying to get back into the limelight so she hit up Cannes since it is Hollywood’s most exclusive party. I guess she wasn’t happy with the fact that no one gave a fuck about her or noticed her or even bothered with her because she really has absolutely no business being at these events, show she got drunk and lifted up her skirt like a little kid at a dinner party trying to get noticed cuz her daddy was never there for her cuz he was too busy fucking the secretary or some shit and I am all for this kind of behavior, ideally with girls who aren’t Paris Hilton with dumpy asses that look like things I changed when I was an orderly at an old folks homes, but I take what I can get for everyone who has banged her get a lot more than the bargained for, but you can’t get herpes through pictures on the computer, and this is about as close as we can get to this cow, even though she’s on a sinking ship and is a waste of fucking space and a piece of garbage with a shitty ass and a huge ego and that’s probably the real depressing thing in all this, except for the ass, cuz little gets more depressing looking than this….. Here are some other dull pictures of her partying with her ugly sister and some waitress I want to see naked…but instead I’m just stuck trying to make sense of this granny ass…. Pics via Bauer

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Paris Hilton’s Disgusting Old Lady Ass of the Day

Busy Phillips Flashes Her Ass on the Beach of the Day

Busy Phillips is the Godmother of Heath Ledger’s baby and my new best friend Jake Gyllenhaal is the Godfather, so I feel like I know this bitch, but really I’ve never heard of her, because she’s ugly and I tend to ignore ugly chicks, unless they are on the beach, flashing their asses…. This is one of those “Thank God for Nature” moments, because the wind is doing is part to help my pervert ass out. Seriously, I love when nature helps turn me on, whether it’s with freak rainstorms on summer days when unsuspecting girls are wearing white shirts making sitting in the park a hell of a lot more fun or when the wind pulls this shit off and blows skirts up for everyone to see everything….and when you spend a good part of your day on the street, you’ll realize just how often this shit happens, it’s just hard to snap pictures of the shit, making this probably Busy Phillips best work… Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Gillian Cooke Brings the Bobsled Porn of the Day

Here’s British Olympic bobsled team member Gillian Cooke flashing the world her ass because her bobsled outfit isn’t quite as strong as her hunger to win….I don’t really know shit about Winter Olympic athletes because women athletes look like fuckin’ dudes to begin with and I can only expect when they are at the Olympic level their vaginas are actually testicles, cuz if you check out the legs on this bitch, it’s safe to say she doesn’t get too much cock, unless the cock is from someone else on her team, cuz the average man is scared of this shit unless they live this shit and I guess what it all comes down to is flashing your ass on TV accidentally is classic comedy, I’m talking 3 Stooges shit so who cares what she looks like and just laugh at her instead….

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Gillian Cooke Brings the Bobsled Porn of the Day