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Kim Kardashian’s Fat Ass and Tits of the Day

Posted on March 3, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

A week doesn’t seem to go by without pictures of Kim Kardashian going to get a pedicure while showing off her fat tits, fat ass and fat body because her life is fucking useless and she doesn’t do anything but go to get pedicures, go to events, go to dinner and sit at home emotionally eating her way thru life because that’s what pigs do. Her boring fucking life is like a CD on repeat, but instead of turning the bullshit off and just letting her live out her bullshit without bothering the rest of us, they give her a fucking TV show, which is one more reason why America is a cesspool of fucking shit, any normal society would have executed this trash, or let it die from its own stupidity, but instead you assholes celebrate it….and the whole thing is beyond me…Seriously, I just don’t get it….I really don’t….why is this thick bitch making money off of all of us?? It is not deserved and makes no sense…but here are her short thick legs and body wasting everyone’s time…… Pics via PacificCoastNews Pics via Fame

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Kate Bosworth’s Ass and Titties of the Day

Posted on February 22, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Skinny girls with hard nipples and a skinny little ass are always hot to me, even if they are useless actors who don’t get enough work for me to really figure out why you know their name or where you have seen them before, but you do know that even when their hard nipples are hardly there, it’s good enough and I have a feeling that’s the same thing she thinks to herself when she lands obscure and insignificant jobs in a “take the money and run while its coming in and people still give me work” kind of way…..and I guess we can only hope she has the same outlook on all things in her life, especially when it comes down to deciding who to stick inside her, because having no standards, tastes, consciousness is really the only hope we ever have of crawling up inside and dying inside this bitch like we were her laxative and diet coke eating disorder lunch…. Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Ashlee Simpson’s Mom Ass Feeds the Meter of the Day

Posted on February 21, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I guess it was a slow day in celebrity sluts being sluts because everywhere I look I see these Ashlee Simpson’s mom ass in tight jeans feeding the meter and I don’t fucking get it. Maybe people are into the way the pants hug her cunt, or maybe they like that she looks like she’s wearing a wig cuz they have a bald girl fetish cuz bald girls are always fun to cum all over, or maybe they like the leader of the suburban mall emo girl even though suburban mall emo girls are fucking annoying even when they suck your dick with their pierced tongue, or maybe they like knowing a baby has passed through this young body proving that she fucks, or that her she has a hot sister and faggot husband, or they like flat ass or maybe they just miss her recording career she thought she could pull off cuz her sister did. I just know they bore me…. Pics via Fame

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Lily Allen’s Ass is a Serious Mistake of the Day

Posted on February 17, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know what the fuck was going through Lily Allen’s head when she decided to wear this outfit, but I do know that her lower body is fucking disgusting. Shit brings back memories of when I worked at an old folks home cleaning shit off pretty much almost dead, old, sloppy, saggy, flat, fat asses. There’s really not much more to say about this as I deal with the confusion of why a cunt so vile would try to pull off the pantsless performing style on National TV. Maybe she’s upset Gaga who never wears pants is a huge phenomenon because let’s face it, Gaga isn’t famous because she doesn’t wear pants and does wear stupid costumes, she’s famous because there’s a whole lot of gay teenagers and retards who buy into her shit. But I can guarantee Lily Allen would get more fans without making the public sick to their fucking stomach, contemplate homosexuality, and run to our Lady Gaga posters to perform our daily ritual of worshiping her just so that Lily Allen and her fat disgusting ass disappears…. Pics via Bauer and Pics via LFI

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Lady Gaga’s Sloppy Cellulite Ass and Thick Pussy of the Day

Posted on February 17, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I walked into a Chinese restaurant drunk to take a piss around midnight last night. Not only did a street kid with rotting teeth and a serious drug addiction ask me for change and when I said no, offered me a blow job and when I laughed at the offer, she said she was being serious, putting me in an awkward position cuz I had to turn down a fucking blowjob and I am trained to never do that….but a group of college kids made fun about how fat I was when I walked in saying shit like “you really think it’s a good idea for that guy to eat here” and “I hope they stocked up on food cuz they are about to get cleared out” and realized that shit I must be pretty fucking fat to get mocked walking into a restaurant, maybe I should stop eating chips….unfortunately, Lady Gaga doesn’t have the same thought process no matter how times I write how fat and shitty her body is but she still wears these outits…..It is probably because she’s on drugs, at the skinnest she’s ever been, working out by performing her ugly face off everynight, which unfortunatley is just an expression and not reality, because if she could perform her face off, we’d all be in a better place since she’s always in the media….and here is her sloppy ass… And as a bonuse her outfit gave some serious vagina definition. She’s definitely not a tranny, that is definitely a pussy. She’s just got the external kind of pussy that looks like it is stickin’ its tongue out at you. I used to find them disgusting and scary, but sinceI have tried them many times and have come to terms with them, I am just confused why they exist and what makes pussy grow out like that, but all I’ve come up with is genetics cuz external pussy is kinda funny look, like some kind of sea creature attached to a woman that I stick my dick in and who really cares…just look at the pics… Pics via LFI

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Alicia Keys’ Ass in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on February 9, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’d say that I keep on falling in and out of love with Alicia Keys, but that would be a lie. I never loved the bitch, it’s just the only thing I think of when I hear her name because that’s pretty much where her career started and finished for me, since I wrote her the fuck off when I realized she was not hot and that her voice was annoying. Sure, I get that she rode Bill Cosby’s leg when she was a kid , forcing him to pull some strings for her, otherwise she was taking it to the police….So when everyone got excited about this hairy chested thing…I just kinda laughed it off, but today these pictures of her in a bikini are far less offensive than I’d expect. Maybe it’s the angle, maybe I wrote her off too soon, maybe I just have no standards or taste and here are the pics. Pics via Bauer

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More Jennifer Aniston 41 Year Old Ass of the Day

Posted on February 9, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here are the leftovers of John Mayer, Brad Pitt and pretty much half of Hollywood’s ass they used to fuck but left to die. I know shit is called sloppy seconds when you’re talking about a college chick you pass around, but Jennifer Aniston is what you’d probably call the chinese you bought a month ago that got lost in the back of your fridge that you contemplate eating when you are wasted even though you know it will make you sick, but I still think she’s got a hot body and the fact that she’s Greek and has natural self lubricating in her asshole, almost makes her expiry date irrelevant…. Pics via Bauer

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Kristin Cavallari’s Panty Ass goes Shopping of the Day

Posted on February 3, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kristin Cavallari is definitely a useless piece of shit, except when she’s showing off her panties when shopping, because any girl showing off panties when shopping, or pretty much anywhere has a use for at least on panty fetishist out there, giving her something to look forward to when her uselessness leaves her out of work again, before crawling back to her employers and last standing fan when she’s hardly needed hopin’ to get paid, but none of that matters, just look at her ass….fantasize about what those lace panties smell like, or where she has worn them before, or whether she’s been fucked in them, or masturbated with them, whether they have period stains in them, or a hole from her acidic pussy juice or just think that these panties are closer than you will ever be to her genitals, and these panties know every contour and fleshy lip ripple, they know if she is an inny or an outty, if her clit sticks out like a thumb, or if it is a mangled mess….and I guess you will too in a solid 15 years when she runs out of money and gets desperate unless of course she kills herself first. Pics via Fame

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Fergie’s Dumpy Ass and Rihanna’s Shitty See Through for the NRJ Awards of the Day

Posted on January 25, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The NRJ Awards happened this past weekend and nobody cared because no one has ever heard of the NRJ Awards. They are some French bullshit and they managed to recruit Rihanna and Fergie to the event…who I guess thought they had to dress sexy because they were in fashionable France…I don’t know whether they actually won an award at the event, both it is safe to say both definitely won for being washed up sluts the public finally realizes were never hot now that the media has stopped raping us up the ass with their bullshit images trying to hang on as hard as they can….I seriously can’t figure out what happend to Fergie’s face but I think it’s safe to say “Burn victim”….. Here’s Rihanna doin the doily…..I can only assume her mother in Barbados made this out of shit she stole from the hotel she worked at…

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