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Maria Sharapova Half Ass Flash of the Day

Posted on January 22, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Tennis is the one sport I can handle watching because it is the televised sport closest to porn that I’ve found. I went into this yesterday and don’t think I have to really get into it again…just think grunts, panties, camel toe, sweat, grunts, faces of struggle and pain, ass, athleticism, heavy breathing, hard nipples and sometimes on women who don’t look like dudes. Some guys will always dig tennis playing pussy and I just happen to be one of them….

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Hugh Jackman Gets Attacked by a Fat Black Girl of the Day

Posted on January 13, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I am guessing Hugh Jackman wasn’t in Haiti, but it looks like he was dealing with a Caribbean Earthquake of his own and she looked fucking eager and ready to take him out like he was a school, hospital and all the shanties in the fucking town. Maybe I’m just overreacting, but when I see when some chubby chick coming at me, I get nervous, but it’s probably because my wife is fat and anytime she has this kind of conviction in her swagger, it usually means she wants to fuck….. Pics via Bauer

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Katy Perry’s Shitty Ass in a Shitty Outfit of the Day

Posted on January 13, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Russell Brand proposing to Katy Perry after dating for only a few months makes total sense to me, you know because he’s a fag and actually loves cock and she’s got the ass and the same taste in shoes someone with a cock. The only thing this waste of space twat has going for her is her tits and maybe the fact that she’s got HIV thanks to Russell Brand’s history of sharing needles, unfortunately for us though, he was just pretending to be a heroin addict for the book that made him famous in the UK that eventually made him famous here, it was satire which is code for bullshit, so unfortunately we’ll have to cross our fingers and hope a plane crashes into the multi-million dollar mansion they don’t deserve because they are hacks, but at least she’ looks like a clown, cuz every shitty kids party is more fun with a shitty clown…

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Phoebe Price’s Ass in Silver of the Day

Posted on January 11, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I guess Phoebe Price thought her ass was good enough to Bronze the shit so that it will eternally live with us, like a mother does with her babies first shoes, but since Phoebe Price is too old and self involved to have a baby, she went for the closest fucking thing, or maybe she’s just wearing a pair of metallic leggings to give off that effect and hope the sun reflects off the shit and blinds a passer-by causing a car accident, so that if gives her the illusion that she still has whatever it is she had that led her ego taking her to Hollywood to share with the world in the first place, when really shit’s just old and sloppy….

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Hello, My Name Is Hugh Jass: Volume 1

Posted on January 11, 2010 by Benny Hollywood

Assuming you have eyes (which you must, since COED isn’t published in brail), you can probably get a pretty good idea what this post is about just by looking at the pictures. Yep, that’s right – super hot asses!! It doesn’t get much more simple than that. So take a gander at these derrieres… Continue reading →

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Marliese Leitner Tops The Week That Was: Jan 2nd – Jan 8th

Posted on January 10, 2010 by Benny Hollywood

Sexy 21-year-old blond bombshell Marliese Leitner is an Orlando, Florida based model who seems to look good doing damn near everything. But then again, I supposed that’s what bein… Continue reading →

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The Truth About Hooters

Posted on January 7, 2010 by Benny Hollywood

Last week we gave you a super sexy gallery of Hooters models doing what they do best in Aspen, playing in the snow wearing only bikinis . Continue reading →

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Miranda Kerr’s Ass in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on January 4, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

She’s a fucking bikini model, I don’t see how seeing her in a bikini in her spare time is supposed to be fucking exciting, it’d be like if someone posted pictures of me sitting naked on my stained couch on my shitty computer typing and except in my case, no one would know who I was, and I’m pretty sure they wouldn’t be jerking off to me, so maybe a better example would be a stripper taking off her shirt at an afterhours club while jacked on MDMA, it’s just expected behavior, despite how nice it may be, it’s not worth celebrating because when dealing with a slut, you’re dealing with a fucking slut, ya know….Here are the pics of her and Orlando Bloom cuz they are both Australian so it made sense to date, they understand each other’s white trash mentality. Pics via INF

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Coco’s Got A Ridiculous Body of the Day

Posted on December 29, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Coco’s turned her body into some kind of freakshow attraction and it’s worked out pretty well for her, you know with the whole Ice-T marriage that pretty much secures that she is seen at high profile events, making it so she doesn’t have to strip or do whatever it is she was doing before seducing Ice-T with her retarded fake tits. She looks like a fucking cartoon character in the cartoon erotica you watch because you can’t get laid, with her exagerated huge fake tits and huge fake ass, and the whole thing seems like overkill considering Ice-T is black and would probably fuck anything so long as it was white. Either way, she brought her tacky, trashy ass to the pages of some magazine I’m sure none of you will ever read and here are the pics…

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Victoria Silvstedt’s Ass on the Beach with her Billionaire of the Day

Posted on December 29, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

If you haven’t been keeping up on your Victoria Silvstedt news, which I am hoping you haven’t, because she is a total fucking useless whore who hasn’t been relevant in 10 years and even 10 years ago she was barely relevant, but just relevant enough to get her married mini-billionaire to fall for her, eat her out on the beach, and offer her the good life now that everyone knew about his love affair with this whore, which I am sure was her original goal, cuz working is too hard for a lazy bitch who thinks she’s hotter, better and more important than she actually is. Here she is on the beach spending homeboy’s money and pretending to be into his 5 foot 2 ass, cuz that shit pays the fucking bills….

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