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Maine Zumba Hooker Popsicle Video of the Day

You probably already know this story….about the zumba class prostitution ring that is a pretty clever idea…if zumba was sexy….but maybe the fact that it isn’t sexy is what makes it so clever…I mean a stripper pole dance class prostitution ring would just be too fucking cliche…. If this is news to you…..here’s an update…. Alexis Wright, a 29-year-old Zumba instructor charged with running a prostitution ring out of her Zumba studio in Kennebunk, Maine, pleaded not guilty Tuesday. Wright is facing 106 counts of prostitution, violation of privacy, tax evasion and allegedly providing sex for money. Well…apparently there’s videos of the leader fucking a popsicle…and I guess that’s all that really matters when it comes to prostitution rings…you know good old fashioned frozen treats in pussy on video…even if it has nothing to do with prostitution rings…but does have to do with a sexy, refreshing time. Amazing video of a girl who has her priorities straight….

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Katy Perry’s Shitty Ass in a Shitty Outfit of the Day

Russell Brand proposing to Katy Perry after dating for only a few months makes total sense to me, you know because he’s a fag and actually loves cock and she’s got the ass and the same taste in shoes someone with a cock. The only thing this waste of space twat has going for her is her tits and maybe the fact that she’s got HIV thanks to Russell Brand’s history of sharing needles, unfortunately for us though, he was just pretending to be a heroin addict for the book that made him famous in the UK that eventually made him famous here, it was satire which is code for bullshit, so unfortunately we’ll have to cross our fingers and hope a plane crashes into the multi-million dollar mansion they don’t deserve because they are hacks, but at least she’ looks like a clown, cuz every shitty kids party is more fun with a shitty clown…

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Marisa Miller’s Not As Hot as Her Body of the Day

Marisa Miller is a bikini model because of her body so that’s what we should be focusing on because whatever the fuck is going on with her hard, leathery, old lookin’ face, reminds me of some ex-prostitutes I was in NA with a couple of years ago. It’s like this bitch started out with a set of fake tits, two 10 pound dumbells, a tanning machine and a fuckin’ dream and she made it, but time isn’t on her face’s side, shit is melting into some kind of weird, but I’m definitely on her body’s side, shit is done proper, so she needs to embrace her place in the world and get in a little less dress and a little more bikini, but at least we get a taste with them legs…

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Ashley Tisdale’s Ugly Bikini Stills From Some Movie of the Day

If you’ve been to the site before, which for your sake I hope you haven’t, because even while I write it, I know it is just a waste of time and noise that you can easily turn off by blocking the site in your browser, but if you have been to the site before, you’ll know that I can’t stand Ashley Tisdale or her face. I don’t know what it is about her, maybe the fact that she’s 30 and pretends to be a highschool student, that shit has always fucked with my head though and maybe I should take shit up with Disney and ask them to stop kidnapping the underdeveloped kids and casting them in their shows, and instead get them the proper hormonal treatment they deserve

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