Source: NBC / Getty Kenan Recalls His Super Bowl Experience With Kel Mitchell With the Super Bowl coming up, it’s fresh in everyone’s mind just how coveted ad expensive everything surrounding the big game is. From high-priced tickets to crazy Airbnb rates in Atlanta, people fly from all over the country just to witness the biggest game of the season–but back in their Nickelodeon days, Kenan Thompson and his partner-in-comedy Kel Mitchell weren’t so impressed. Kenan stopped by The Tonight Show this week and told an absolutely hilarious story about him and Kel receiving free Super Bowl tickets from their employer at the time, Nickelodeon. Spoiler alert: they don’t end up making it to the game, because they’ve got some other priorities.
So this is a thing that has now happened: Milania Giudice has come out with her very first music video. The video was released by Bravo on Wednesday night, following many episodes of The Real Housewives of New Jersey during which the 14-year old continually expressed an interest in pop music. This isn't so different from many 14-year olds around the country, of course. But Milania – or her famous mother, who one might think would know better, really – is now under fire for what she actually says and does in the song/video. Titled “I Can’t Wait To Grow Up,” the track features Milania rapping about all the things she's excited to do when she's older. Such as: covering Vogue magazine, having her own driver and traveling the world. This is where she stops being like other 14-year olds around the country and starts sounding like a rich and entitled spoiled brat. Should these really be the priorities or fantasies of a young teenager? Twitter users aren't so certain. “THIS IS EMBARRASSING NOW. AND WILL ONLY BE MORE EMBARRASSING IN 10 YEARS. I FEEL FOR HER,” wrote one critic online upon the video release, while another added: She’s gonna regret this video so much in a little while…. Teresa made a big mistake letting her do this . And then another: Want to say something positive, but I can’t . The video includes appearances by Teresa and, somehow, Fetty Wap, along with a spoken introduction that goes as follows: Hey it's me Milania, I'm sure you've seen me around, you've probably seen me on TV, I'm about to go pick up my besties Tay Tay and Stephanie. We about to go pop them tags, get our nails done, hair done. We ain't chasing boys, we chasing checks, we chasing dreams, we chasing goals. Big things poppin', little things stoppin'. There's also at least one reference in here to Joe Giudice, Milania's father who is currently in jail for tax fraud and who is scheduled to be deported this spring. “My dad.. is the best dad in the world” and “needs to come home,” Milania has said about Joe . Check out her controversial video now.
You’ve never heard of Carmella Rose – yet she has 1.1 million followers on instagram, so you can be sure that she thinks she matter and that she’s important.. You see I have never met a girl with social media following – who isn’t a cunt about it – because they don’t view it as a joke, but as a gift, the only thing they really have going for them, the reason rich guys fuck them, the reason they get to live a great life, and if they were to laugh at the whole thing, because it is funny in the grand scheme of things…”i post slutty pics, follow me”….real simple concept or thing to do…that doesn’t require marketing degree to figure out….it’s the whole “sex sells shit”…the same shit girls fight about when I organize a wet t-shirt contest…but embrace when it makes them money…as it should…if you’re whoring at least get paid for it…. But then there’s the thousands of girls who don’t… I just think our priorities are fucked…but half naked bitches…works for me whether it is progressive or low hanging fruit or not… The post Carmella Rose Instagram Shoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Lily Collins is probably not what her dad was thinking about when he made Sussudio or even Another Day in Paradise…she probably wasn’t the inspiration behind the Lion King soundtrack song…because unlike Eric Clapton’s baby who learned he can’t fly while his great parents were probably doing heroin…she’s not that inspiring… But she’s managed to take her name, access and trust fund to the acting world…and I like what she’s putting out, at least in terms of her paparazzi pics going to and from the gym…because that’s what people who don’t work do with their time when they are vain and ant to look as good as possible…because she looks pretty fucking good..all abs all the time motherfuckers… So I don’t wish it would rain down on me, and I can’t hurry love, but I’ll wait…because two hearts may take me home and I can hope she’s an easy lover but against all odds we end up together and she shows me her true colors of being a vapid spoiled entitled cunt who has her priorities fucked up – proven in that she wants to be a fucking actress in a life where she can be anything… I actually hate Phil Collins music…but I’d be down to be suffocated by his daughter like that dude who drowned in the Paradise song…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Lily Collins Sports Bra Cuz She’s Fit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Chanelle Hayes is another stripper who never was, because stripping is immoral and for trashy UK girls, while getting topless for magazines that walk the fine line of porno, is just marketing and self promotion… She may not have made it as an actual celebrity or model, but she was a Glamour model who made it onto UK TV like Big Brother…but more importanlty she made it to the grocery store, the fast food restaurant, the all you can eat buffet….something that would normally destroy a woman who was seen as a “hot model”….but instead – she owns it and she can own it…because in the era of fat models that people are buying into and loving it…she can get away with it…and in the era of Glamour models…she’s probably got a soccer playing husband already…who finances this pit of a stomach….that is just always hungry… I like these pictures because the dialog going on in my head of what is going on in her head and she grabs what looks like 6 lbs of fatty flesh…is a where did it all go wrong…but the reality is the dialog is more “this looks good, I wish I could deep fry it…yummmm”….fat people…so vile. The post Chanelle Hayes Glamor Model Gone Obese of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Hey look everyone it’s the fame whore Emily Ratajkowski not fucking David Fincher and Ben Affleck to get into the movie Gone Girl…that was so two years ago and SO IS EM RAT COW…doing fame whore stunts featuring some of her tits…not all of her tits…but still her tits…and it’s so exciting – but not really – because this is what she does… I’ve been documenting her existence for as long as she’s been around and I will say, that there is no glory in being the second person to ever post Em Rat Cow pics early on in her career….in fact there is no glory in anything I do here…ever…and even if there was glory in posting her tits early on in her titty career…I wouldn’t realize it – as I feel pathetic doing this everyday…almost as pathetic as Em Rat Cow should feel being so typical, basic, and obvious in her exhibitionism…. I don’t know what high concept nonsense these selfies are supposed to represent, but I’m gonna go with she’s trying ever fucking angle she can to get noticed…it got her in a movie once…or twice…so I guess she’s just gotta keep the tits alive…in our minds…because she’s so close to being a somebody…despite still being a “who the fuck are you talking about” to almost anyone I mention her name to… Not household, not interesting, but tits…with instagram model hopes and dreams and accomplishments… TO SEE PICS OF RAT COW IN PUBLIC CLICK HERE The post Em Rat Cow Works Them Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Milla Jovovich lives. I stopped paying attention to her 15 years ago when I found out she was actually raised in America. It took a lot of her ethnic appeal, you know mail order bride born during the cold war, escaped via modeling, or by climbing the Siberian mountains..that she almost died doing….before landing a movie role in the Fifth Element….a movie that people still dress up as for Halloween… My memory of Fifth Element is getting a fucking handjob in a drive in theatre by some fat chick – thinking – why couldn’t I be getting a hand job by that orange haired goddess…only to imagine orange hair on this pig giving me the handjob – giving me a visual of a terrifying Ronald McDonald’s if he actually ate McDonalds vibe – before clowns were terrorizing people in the USA….they were terrorizing me… I still came on her and ended up marrying her…so in ways the Fifth Element and Milla Jovovich ruined my fucking life…and I guess ruined hers by having a bunch of kids…but here she is now..VOGUE UKRAINE…making moves like old times… The post Milla Jovovich for Vogue Ukraine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Joanna Krupa is hot…shameless….fully naked on her instagram…but hot…and I guess when that’s all you’ve had going for you, all you’ve ever done in your career, no matter how stereotypical hot you are, or how lame your fake tits are, you have no choice but to maintain it as long as possible and show it off as long as possible – because the people who care, who are already following and sucked into her, only want this shit from her…and the people who don’t know she exists, the majority of people, who have never heard her name sure as fuck won’t be jumping on now…it’s near the end of the line and the audience that’s there is the audience that will be there til death of til her sex appeal dies…there’s nothing that will make her get famous now, she peaked now it’s maintaining…and this is what they want…Old lady that is still hot ass…maintaining… The post Joanna Krupa Naked of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Britney Spears is in shorts. Who gives a fuck. Anyone who is into seeing a Britney Spears now, not a Britney Spears then, has their priorities all fucked up…because if you’re into a Britney Spears now, for more than just navigating ways to K-Fed her a second time….something that would be so hype you could even jerking off to the idea of it…you’d still be doing that to her first album music videos, not this..you see because fantasies often times get ruined by reality…something I experience every time I open my eyes during sex. Everyone knows K-Fedding her would be impossible, her team of handlers, including her parents have their grip on her…and won’t fucking let go… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Britney Spears in Shorts of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Britney Spears is in shorts. Who gives a fuck. Anyone who is into seeing a Britney Spears now, not a Britney Spears then, has their priorities all fucked up…because if you’re into a Britney Spears now, for more than just navigating ways to K-Fed her a second time….something that would be so hype you could even jerking off to the idea of it…you’d still be doing that to her first album music videos, not this..you see because fantasies often times get ruined by reality…something I experience every time I open my eyes during sex. Everyone knows K-Fedding her would be impossible, her team of handlers, including her parents have their grip on her…and won’t fucking let go… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Britney Spears in Shorts of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
