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Rihanna Stripper Dance for Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets of the Day

I haven’t seen this Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets Luc Besson film but apparently Valerian is some French comic, and Luc Besson, probably best known for The Fifth Element, a movie I remember seeing in the late 90s, that inspired all the raver girls I knew to wear ridiculously colored hair and slutty outfits designed by Jean Paul Gauthier…. I don’t really fuck with Sci/Fi unless it’s got elements of perversion, which most of it does, because nerds are fucking perverts, all undersexed and too smart for their own good. In this Velerian, a movie that came out in the summer and that I didn’t see, Rihanna before she was fat, probably filmed two years ago, had a stripper dance scene and looked good, flexible and lovely, even if it was possibly not her doing all the dancing – but rather some circus performer as the french do…and the video is now on the interent for you Rihanna fans to jerk off to it…take it in…white latex nurse uniform my god. The post Rihanna Stripper Dance for Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Milla Jovovich for Vogue Ukraine of the Day

Milla Jovovich lives. I stopped paying attention to her 15 years ago when I found out she was actually raised in America. It took a lot of her ethnic appeal, you know mail order bride born during the cold war, escaped via modeling, or by climbing the Siberian mountains..that she almost died doing….before landing a movie role in the Fifth Element….a movie that people still dress up as for Halloween… My memory of Fifth Element is getting a fucking handjob in a drive in theatre by some fat chick – thinking – why couldn’t I be getting a hand job by that orange haired goddess…only to imagine orange hair on this pig giving me the handjob – giving me a visual of a terrifying Ronald McDonald’s if he actually ate McDonalds vibe – before clowns were terrorizing people in the USA….they were terrorizing me… I still came on her and ended up marrying her…so in ways the Fifth Element and Milla Jovovich ruined my fucking life…and I guess ruined hers by having a bunch of kids…but here she is now..VOGUE UKRAINE…making moves like old times… The post Milla Jovovich for Vogue Ukraine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Adrianne Curry Needs A New Halloween Costume

So in case you guys didn’t know, Adrianne Curry likes to think of herself as a nerd — even though she’s clearly a model. You can’t fool me. Anyway, here she is dressed as Leeloo from The Fifth Element for Halloween. I know she’s worn this costume more than once. It’s time to hang it up and try something new. Preferably something that’s not so prudish. Related Posts: Adrianne Curry Is A Naughty Nerd Adrianne Curry Twitter Bikini Pictures Adrienne Curry Gets Cozy With Jenna Jameson Adrianne Curry Exposes Her Tight Body

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