I guess Avril Lavigne finally got her skater boy, but by the looks of this dude, he’s more of a figure skating boy than an actual skater boy, but maybe that’s what happens when we get older, the silly emo kid in platform shoes and spiked dyed hair becomes more of a fucking joke, you know that phase she’ll look back on and cringe she needs someone a little more refined….and by refined I mean someone who doesn’t care about how she’s gained 25 lbs and doesn’t want bang with the lights on…which works for him because he’d rather be fucking his heavyset male hairstylist and the darkness allows him to visualize her doughy body against his is actually his stylists’, only his male hairstylist doesn’t get him the same visibility as pretending to be straight and into this popstar who looks like she’s gained her holiday weight a little early….and lucky for us she wasn’t wearing a bikini… Pics via Bauer
I downloaded these pictures the other day and I wasn’t sure why. Maybe it’s because I like watching bitches shove dirty objects into slots after watching girls run for their fucking lives, especially when that dirty object being shoved into their slot is my dick…..
We’ve all seen Eva Mendes and her tits naked in other movies, making this clip of her ass in fishnets and panties really not that exciting, especially since getting naked and showing her whore ass is the easiest fucking way to get ahead, making her nothing but a cheap prostitutes, who should be doing something better with her life, instead of being exploited by white people. As a Mexican and Hispanic, I can say we’ve gone to fucking far as a race of people for our hot women to be used as dirty little whores whether in Hollywood or anywhere, so let us do what we do best and put her back in the cheap hotel room she should be cleaning…at least that is honest work…. I guess it’s nice to Nic Cage working again…
I am loving Kate Hudson’s slutty little used up ass in these tight pants despite knowing how much cock it has seen, or that some baby has crawled out of the shit due to some ill-advised teenage pregnancy with some old man that should have ended in abortion but didn’t cuz she thought she was in love or some shit….. None of that really matters because she’s out there taking what she feels is hers even if it belongs to some other bitch and the whole thing is all good so long as she’s wearing her tight pants…. Don’t get me wrong, I don’t really think this bitch has it going on, but thanks to the recent popularity of leggings, I’ve found myself falling in love with girls I would otherwise never notice, all thanks to their really rockin’ asses, that would have otherwise been hidden in ill-fitting jeans, cuz that’s just how ugly girls dress… Just yesterday I was in a coffee shop and got lost staring at the ass of at least 4 ugly girls I wouldn’t have even seen because of their mangled faces, acne scars or greasy fucking hair….making tight leggings the one tool that gives all girls a fair fuckin’ chance…I mean that and willingness to take it up the ass and put it back in mouth…but whatever….just look at the pics… Pics via INF
Despite hating the paparazzi, I kinda need the paparazzi to give me shit to write about, making it a love/hate relationship. So I’ve been reaching out to them the last couple of weeks asking for more pictures of these celebrity bitches from behind, because I like a woman’s ass, especially when on a celebrity, because I hate celebrities and not seeing their face makes them far better looking to me. Not to mention this angle is the most believable angle in terms of visualizing a fantasy, because if I was ever to fuck one of them, it would be from behind because based on experience it’s the best way to rape a useless bitch you just dragged into a back alley who thinks she is better than you, mainly because they can’t bite you as easily
2008 Miss Universe Japanese Hiroko Mima & 2008 Miss Trinidad & Tobago Anya Ayoung Chee
A sex tape which shows two Miss Universe delegates in a threesome with a man has surfaced causing huge embarrassment to the Miss Universe franchise. The two delegates in the sex tape are 2008 Miss Japan Hiroko Mima and 2008 Miss Trinidad and Tobago Anya Ayoung Chee.
Parts 2, 3 & 4 to follow shortly… Well you can see part 1 for yourself after the jump!
UPDATE: The second girl in the video is NOT Miss japan. Rather it is a close friend of the couple, photographer Wyatt Gallery and Miss Trinidad & Tobago Anya Ayoung Chee.
Here’s Miss Teen USA 1985 and Miss Hawaii USA 1993, not that you care because that shit was a long time ago and you don’t even remember her, but should because thanks to her Chinese genetics, her ass still looks like she’s 12 even though she’s 42. She’s done her fair share of serious shit movies, but there’s probably a future of typecasting her as the Asian ahead of her, and based on these pictures, let’s hope we’re behind her the whole time….if you know what I mean, which I sure as hell hope you do, because if you don’t you’re a fucking idiot….
I have no idea what this raver shit is because I don’t really go out of my way to watch a movies called Gamer, especially when they aren’t in theaters yet, but in one of those never judge a book by its cover, shit looks fucking hysterical…..Amber Valetta is some model I’ve never heard of but who has a nice ass and this bitch is wearing a pair of little silver underwear and getting her pussy grabbed by some dude wearing a pig nose, then she’s walking around in a pair of serious ass exposing boy shorts where she crawls around on all fours before a motherfucker starts humping her leg and the whole thing is genius…..and that’s all I have to say about that….
Some Twilight actor is naked for Peta, because getting naked for Peta still generates buzz, which is something this bitch needs since no one has ever heard of her but I will say that I don’t really like her hustle, sure getting naked for fame is an ok hustbe, but mainly when that nudity this socially acceptable for a good cause…this is some saving an animal from cruelty nudity and that kind of shit bores mes, when really all I want to see is bitch shoving random objects in her whore pussy for fame nudity…but I guess it’s better than nother….so here’s putting Christian Serratos on the map cuz of her bare ass…
