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Jennifer Tilly’s Fat Tits of the Day

Here is some Jennifer Tilly cuz I appreciated her strategy to play down her fatness by playing up her fat tits… I’m not the kind of guy who goes nuts over tits, when they are associate with a thick fucking body, cuz I figure if a bitch eats enough pie, she’ll get fat tits, too….It’s about as impressive as when a girl gets fake tits…cuz shit’s artificial…not to mention fat tits alway hang shitty, look shitty and usually smell shitty cuz their fat arms can’t reach their assholes to clean them properly…I only like big tits on small frames… But you’re American and as an American you probably think this hag is skinny…. I’m really only posting this cuz I thought this was Jennifer Connelly, who’s tits I actually do like at least better than I like this…Oh well…Next time I’ll try to get my names right.

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Another Religious Extremist Joins ‘Ground Zero Mosque’ Fight [Religion]

Thankfully, another loudmouth has thrown himself into the Not At Ground Zero Park51 Community Center mix: Ex-convict Bill Keller of Live Prayer. He hates Muslims, and even Glenn Beck ! And he’s trying to open a “9/11 Christian Center” in Manhattan. More

Oscar-Winner The Cove Not So Big in Japan After All

Last anyone heard, this year’s Best Documentary Feature Oscar-winner The Cove was headed for limited release in Japan, where audiences would finally be given the chance to make up their own minds about their country’s brutal, controversial dolphin-slaughtering pastime. That was in February . Here it is the second week in June, and thanks to some nationalist outrage, the film still hasn’t made its way to screens. What gives?

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Kim Kardashian Thickness is Just Fat of the Day

Kim Kardashian is fat. I don’t care what any jealous fat chick who wishes she had Kardashian’s body cuz boys actually jerk off to Kim Kardashian while no one jerks off to her…..The people who send me emails telling me how sick I am for pointing out the obvious…the bitch eats too much…she’s lazy…she’s thick and getting sloppy…she managed to give us some good appearances where she must have been strapped up and harnessed up….but she’s nothing but a dirty, washed up ugly pig and I am willing to stand by that when the assholes who gave Kim Kardashian a career by jerking off to her sex tape and believe the media lie that she was hot start bothering me. Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Lindsay Lohan Half Naked in a Photoshoot of the Day

Lindsay Lohan pisses me off. I’ve been talking to her for years and she never really bothers with me. She never let’s me play with her tits, she never come to visit me to take pics of her, she doesn’t even follow me on fucker twitter and to be honest, I don’t even know if the person I text back and forth with once a month when she decides to answer me, is probably not even Lohan to begin with, but the delusion or fantasy that it is is enough to keep me happy and think my life is a bigger deal than it is, not cuz Lohan is a big deal, but because she’s a bigger deal than the assholes in my apartment building, you know since Lohan, no matter how cracked the fuck out, pathetic, useless she’s still the hottest pussy in Hollywood, and I’m not just saying that cuz when you’re done with it, you look like your dick has second degree burns, but because she’s fucking awesome. She did a shoot for some photographer, she didn’t invite me to it…but it’s kinda hot….if you like Lohan covered in fake blood rolling around in her panties like I do…

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Lindsay Lohan Half Naked in a Photoshoot of the Day

Tea Party Vigilantes Out for Liberal Blood [Violence]

White extremists, angry at the passage of health care reform, are mobilizing to punish the Godless Democratic lawmakers who are responsible for the coming of Armageddon . The FBI is involved after a series of death threats. Here are some highlights. Right-wing nutjobs have graduated from simply yelling racist and homophobic slurs at Democratic lawmakers, to direct action. Bricks have been thrown through windows of several Democratic Party offices, some with Barry Goldwater (?!) quotes attached. Virginia Congressman Tom Perriello’s brother had the gas line to his home severed after Tea Partiers posted the wrong address on the internet. They were encouraging people to visit Perriello and “express their thanks,” for his ‘yes’ vote. The AP spoke with one of the organizers : Nigel Coleman, chairman of the Danville Tea Party , said he re-posted the comment that originated on another conservative blog, including the address, Monday on his Facebook page. The posts were taken down after the mistake was discovered. “We’ve never been associated with any violence or any vandalism,” he said. ” We’re definitely sorry that we posted the incorrect address .” Representative Bart “Baby Killer” Stupak received a voicemail that said: I hope you bleed … (get) cancer and die.” And then he got a fax that read: All Baby Killers come to unseemly ends Either by the hand of man or by the hand of God.” Missouri Rep. Russ Carnahan found a coffin on his lawn . And these are just a few of the incidents so far. But hey, this is just freedom of expression, the way the Founding Fathers intended! Republican John Boehner has denounced the threats and violence, but Democrats are demanding that he come out stronger in his condemnation of the wackos in his own party. Earlier this week, Times columnist Bob Herbert offered this analysis : The toxic clouds that are the inevitable result of the fear and the bitter conflicts so relentlessly stoked by the Republican Party – think blacks against whites, gays versus straights, and a whole range of folks against immigrants – tend to obscure the tremendous damage that the party’s policies have inflicted on the country.” Talking Points Memo is keeping a pin-map of the attacks and serious threats that have happened so far across the country. Sadly, it is bound to grow. Finally, here is a Drudge headline and a subtle advertisement encouraging people to let Nancy Pelosi know how they really feel. [ Image via , Drudge]

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Christian Show Gets Pranked Fresh Prince Style of the Day

Some dude pranks these crazy Christian shows by emailing in the Fresh Prince of Bell Air theme song or story and the bitch reads it because part of being a crazy Christian is being totally fucking ignorant. I don’t understand how these shows are even allowed on TV in any country….I get that people are religious, but keep that shit in your basement, next to your fetish gear and strap on dildos, you hypocritical pieces of shit

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Rattners Support Ford Because Gillibrand Was a Bad Girlfriend

Have you been wondering why power couple Steven Rattner and Maureen White , rich Democratic fundraisers and friends to all local plutocrats, are supporting Harold Ford ?

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Aubrey O’Day Posts Her Anus on Twitter of the Day

I love whores as much as the next guy. I think there is real pleasure in seeing someone who had something go wrong in her youth forced to make-up for it today. I find joy in seeing girls who had a taste of celebrity because they were on a reality show forced to step up their game a few notches to continue to keep people watching

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Glenn Beck’s Heroic Appendix Attempts To Kill Him

Hey, this frankly amazing Onion video almost kinda came true! Glenn Beck suffered an appendicitis attack on-air today. It was during his radio program, so sadly there is no video of Glenn clutching his abdomen, vomiting, and finally collapsing in pain.

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