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Alexis Bledel Sideboob in Mad Men of the Day

Alexis Bledel – a bitch all the virgin losers I used to know were into back when Gilmore Girls was on TV – a show that I don’t think they were really supposed to watch or be into….cuz it was weird for them to watch and be into it….but not as weird as collecting the box sets of DVDs along with shows like Buffy and Felicty…but I guess it was all to support the cause of being a virgin loser…. The fact that 10 years later, the main character from that show, the Alexis Bledel these virgin losers loved a is on Mad Men getting naked, must be too much for these same virgin losers, who likely have had sex, maybe marriage and families now, since a lot happens in a decade, but more importantly, there are a lot of fat 30 year olds who want to get knocked up…willing to settle with social awkward dudes…espeically now that their viring loser hustle has made them rich…..to handle….and that’s why I am posting it.

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Maria Menounos Bikini Pics on Twitter of the Day

I am a big fan of Maria Menounos ….I mean as big a fan as I can be of goat milk loving Greek chicks who aren’t fat and hairy and covered in olive oil like most greek ladies I know…you know maybe it is cuz she’s all Hollywood, or maybe it is cuz SHE ONCE FLASHED HER PUSSY ON THE BEACH ….allowing me to know exactly what her vagina looks like…..quite possibly a virgin vagina….cuz you know how those greeks are….all about their secondary vaginas….also known as their assholes….

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Maria Menounos Bikini Pics on Twitter of the Day

Maria Menounos Bikini Pics on Twitter of the Day

I am a big fan of Maria Menounos ….I mean as big a fan as I can be of goat milk loving Greek chicks who aren’t fat and hairy and covered in olive oil like most greek ladies I know…you know maybe it is cuz she’s all Hollywood, or maybe it is cuz SHE ONCE FLASHED HER PUSSY ON THE BEACH ….allowing me to know exactly what her vagina looks like…..quite possibly a virgin vagina….cuz you know how those greeks are….all about their secondary vaginas….also known as their assholes….

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Alicia Keys Not So Erotic Bathing Suit Pics of the Day

I just finished saying that I didn’t care what a bitch looked like, just as long as she was in a bikini…well I want to take that statement back…cuz I know that what happened was I was so excited by all the ridiculously hot pussy…that when the ugly bitches walked by I didn’t even notice them..and if I did….I was so excited by the hot pussy that I was pretty willing to finger their assholes with my tongue… Cuz when ugly pussy is alone, in a “Me against the pool” party….it’s hardly something you want to mount like an animal in the fucking jungle….but instead…it is something you’d rather want to erase from your memory…espeically when it is in picture…something hardly jerk off-able…but the good news is that this in the fucking internet and you’ve got yourself some google to take care of your pervert needs…pervert. To See her In a Bikini Top – God Knows Why You’d Want To – FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Alicia Keys Not So Erotic Bathing Suit Pics of the Day

Best Parking Attendant of the Day

Here’s a fun little video of the best parker in the world….I think I take pleasure in it…not sexual pleasure you fucking pervert…because I was a valet at some ghetto hotel over a decade ago…and it turned out I was the worst fucking parker of all time, both when I was sober and wasted and in the 2 weeks I was there, I managed to drive 10 cars into the fucking wall, other cars and support beams…not to mention I think I got black lung when I was on the bottom level of the shit and the fucker was paging me to run up the stairs in exhaust ridden hell…before firing me….making this guy easy to relate to…. The life lesson I learned at the valet job was that people who drive brand new Porches and Ferrari’s generally aren’t anal about their cars, they’d leave them there running without a parking ticket, while junior execs who probably still lived with their moms, who drove Audis and BMWs were fucking insane about there shit and would inspect it with a walk around like you were renting a car cuz I guess it was there one asset…and that’s when I learned that rich people are laid back and relaxed, while the junior execs are the assholes you see at the bar acting up so that everyone notices them balling out…. Not that it matters, cuz I’m practically homeless cuz you fuckers don’t exist and advertisers don’t want to pay me millions to reach you. Jerks. TO Watch the Video – FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Victoria Silvstedt High Class Whore Tits of the Day

There is absolutely nothing interesting about Victoria’s Silvstedt….other than that she’s in her 40s and still has a fit body….see cuz anyone can get fake hair, tans and tits, and any Playboy bitch can leverage her Playboy career to seduce a billionaire troll into hiring her as his mistress, giving her the good life… cuz work was never really an option, hence the whole Playboy thing and prostitution was always her thing even if she will never admit she’s a hooker, even though we all know there’s no way a cunt like hers would ever be with a dude like this unless it came with fortune…..which essentially makes her a hooker….so even being fit isn’t really that impressive cuz it is all she needs to maintain to get all this…leading me back to my original statement, that there is nothing interesting about Victoria’s Silvstedt….but here are some pics anyway…

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Victoria Silvstedt High Class Whore Tits of the Day

Julianne Hough Shitty Bikini Pics of the Day

I know there’s a 90 percent change Seacrest is using Julianne “Huffer” Hough as a frttont….cuz I still think there’s no way he’s not a poofter…whether he wants to admit he ate out Cowell’s ass or not….but I think there’s also a 90 percent chance she’s a 14 year old sex worker he imported by Russian mobsters…cuz really she’s got this pudgy faced look that makes you think she could be a hard faced 14 year old who hasn’t slept for a week from all the trauma she’s faced from sucking off old men to learn the ropes before being sent to Hollywood…but I could be wrong. But what I do know is that here she is in a bikini type outfit, clearly looking to get herself a better life…and apparently it is working for her….but I still think a teen fetish porn career, even if it involve gang anal rape and being shit on, would have been less humilating than being seen with Ryan Seacrest.

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Julianne Hough Shitty Bikini Pics of the Day

Julianne Hough Shitty Bikini Pics of the Day

I know there’s a 90 percent change Seacrest is using Julianne “Huffer” Hough as a frttont….cuz I still think there’s no way he’s not a poofter…whether he wants to admit he ate out Cowell’s ass or not….but I think there’s also a 90 percent chance she’s a 14 year old sex worker he imported by Russian mobsters…cuz really she’s got this pudgy faced look that makes you think she could be a hard faced 14 year old who hasn’t slept for a week from all the trauma she’s faced from sucking off old men to learn the ropes before being sent to Hollywood…but I could be wrong. But what I do know is that here she is in a bikini type outfit, clearly looking to get herself a better life…and apparently it is working for her….but I still think a teen fetish porn career, even if it involve gang anal rape and being shit on, would have been less humilating than being seen with Ryan Seacrest.

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Kate Upton Stupid Fat Chick Who isn’t Fat Yet in Video of the Day

Kate Upton ignores me on twitter all the time, even when I ask her to prove that she’s the most masturbation worthy girl in the media these days, because I guess she doesnt like that I know the truth…which is any 18 or 19 year old that has tits like that, is going to end up a shitty sloppy mess by the time she is 25 and the rest of her body catches up to her….it always happens…and even in the top video of her on the runaway, even though her career should be strictly shit that can be photoshopped….. This video of her in motion, looking sloppy if not chubby in high waisted marriage apparel is far too close to home for me to really embrace…or appreciate…see cuz I have a hot wife turned fat…. But here’s a better look…but it is almost hard to appreciate the moment when I already know she’s gonna get fat soon… And here’s another good one….making it easier to appreciate the way she looks today and not bother caring about her impending obesity…

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Maria Menounos Twitter Bikini Pics of the Day

I like greek girls for the Anal sex. It is like their people are born with natural lubricants in their assholes based on generations of fucking each other up the ass. I mean we didn’t even need to incorporate the goat or the olive oil the night I was with a greek girl….but I was forced to apply the yogurt to my cock when the yeast infection I assume I got from going ass to pussy for pretty much 8 hours….that turned my dick into a flakey, itchy and burning mess…… I like Maria Menounos for the Trimmed Pussy Slip on the Beach a few months ago…mainly cuz when you have anal as much as she does thanks to her heritage…that pussy is practically virgin….it’s the catholic way…. But whoring out on twitter seems like a gateway self shot picture posting that will lead to goodness. So let’s all encourage her to keep it up….

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