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Emma Stern Nielsen in Lingerie of the Day

Posted on September 2, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

As much as I hate lingerie campaign pictures because I find them fucking boring…every once in a while I get semi impressed…I mean impressed isn’t really the right word…but I am so jaded when it comes to this shit…I’ve been doing it for 30,000 fucking posts…over 10 years…it’s like eventually all the girls, all the photographers, all the brands, all the concepts all blend into one giant pile of irrelevant bullshit that doesn’t matter in the overall picture of the state of the world. It’s not newsworthy, it doesn’t affect our lives, it’s just some nonsense to help sell some other assholes panties for a lot of money… But today, this Emma Stern Nielsen, a model I’ve followed on instagram but didn’t know I followed on instagram, in a campaign for some company called Triumph, that hired a Vogue photographer named Ellen Von Unwerth, who is knows for being fucking awesome at taking semi erotic fashion pics, brought a fucking win… It’s like this Emma Stern Nielsen is the new apple of my eye, object of my desire, sure I’ll forget her in 3 minutes, but right now, all I want to do is suffacte on her face as she rides me like a Mechanical bull… She’s good.

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Rihanna Does 420 in a See Through of the Day

Posted on April 21, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Rihanna is pretty fucking obvious, she’s a weed smoker and wants the world to know, that she’s gangster, or rasta and that weed is the life smoke of the generation or some shit, so on 420, she gets out there like the weirdo Christian she is, to get fucking high, while wearing a mesh outfit…and the whole thing, despite the mesh outfit, is annoying as fuck, like all the assholes on my Facebook who were posting that it was 420, who when aren’t 16, look really fucking ridiculous getting excited…it’s like smoke weed if you like weed, jerk off in public if you like jerking off in public, we don’t need mass fucking gatherings for a movement anymore, those days are behind us, we don’t need to unify, shit is legal in Colorado, it’s like fuck off and smoke your joints, hit your bong, vape and dabb like you do everyday, I don’t fucking need to hear about it…but feel free to wear mesh shirts…pretty much always…

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How To Make a Pumpkin Bong of the Day

Posted on October 28, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It’s pumpkin season, which means that along with a lot of celebrities using it as an opportunity to go to the pumpkin patch in West Hollywood for pumpkin purchasing paparazzi pictures, because there aren’t hundreds of pumpkin purchasing options in LA area where no paparazzi linger…attention seeking fame whore assholes. It also means that every single coffee shop and trendy food place has pumpkin inspired bullshit treats…. It also means every asshole is trying to outdo other assholes with Pumpkin carving creativity, because Halloween for men looking to impress girls, starts with clever carving, like Halloween for every girl, starts with slutty costumes… Most importantly, it means, you can smoke a bowl out of something a little more thematic than what you are used to, but if you’re a real pot head, this requires far too much work for your stoned lazy ass…but I like watching this host and her silly glasses be silly, even if she would be better off in a matching bra and panty set….

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Ashley Benson had a Rough Workout of the Day

Posted on August 16, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

In case you were wondering, Ashley Benson, a girl you’ve probably never heard of, unless you saw Spring Breakers, which you probably did, because you have a thing for all the Disney Stars that were in it, since you felt like you had a romantic relationship with them, seeing as you watched them all grow up…and by watched I mean masturbated to them all while they were growing up…now all legal in fat in bikinis…well she’s the one who had a threesome with the other one…trying to break free and be edgy so people take her seriously as an actor…well apparently, she had a real rough workout….but not a good enough workout to be wearing little booty shorts…which is really the only kind of workout I care about, but I’ll post it anyway. Too bad she’s not hot.

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Skateboarding Video of the Day

Posted on August 16, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This video is amazing, some dude is filming a scene for a skate movie, whether it is pro or not, I couldn’t tell you, I lost interest in skateboarding when I got a driver’s license at 16 and I haven’t really looked back since, because as much as I like over-priced shoes and shirts, dancing around on a piece of wood seems a little idiotic…you know almost on the retard level of “oh good boy, you can flip your board and land on it, here’s a million dollar sponsorship, since you were never going to graduate high school an get a real job anyway”…but I guess skateboarders have fun, and in having fun, when all you other assholes are working for your mortgage, this dude slammed into a kid and his mom wasn’t too down, in fact she was pissed and started beating the punk…hilarious… It’s almost as good as this dude getting tasered after hitting a girl outside a party…

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Taylor Swift Non-Bikini Pics of the Day

Posted on August 7, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Taylor Swift posted some artistic bikini pics that don’t involve bikinis…which is kind of Taylor Swift’s hustle, because she’s either a demon sent from hell or an alien planet to brainwash the world…who can’t show her mid-section because she’s got scars, or marking from her home planet…like genitals where belly buttons usually are…or she’s just insecure about her skinny little body which makes little to no sense….because its a skinny little body…but at least shes’ making an effort, just not quite as much effort as she should….I mean any under 25 year old in a one piece is a fucking fail, even if they are worth a billion dollars and not a failure in the other aspects of their life, they might as well be, cuz bikinis are the only thing that matter…obviously..

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Sydney Leathers Exclusive Vagina Rubbing of the DAy

Posted on August 7, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t find Sydney Leathers hot at all. In fact, I find Sydney Leathers fat and disgusting to look at…you know the kind of girl Weiner only texted because she’s fat and disgusting and he felt sorry for her, and thought she’d never expose him…especially not like this…because it involves showing the world how fat and disgusting she is and that’s something normal fat and disgusting girls avoid the humiliation of…. She’s kinda hot in this THIS VIDE (NSFW) video…but then again I love when girls show me their assholes… I find her uninteresting, I find her strategy obvious, I don’t find her worthy of the attention she’s getting for sexting…and I think exposing a dude who you masturbated with an asshole move..especially for such a silly personal gain like a porn career…and as much as I hate of every part of what she did…I actually appreciate what she’s doing…and that’s spreading her asshole for the world to see inside her soul, because the asshole is the gateway to a woman’s soul… I’m ready for more of this shaved scandal…she’s so bad that she’s good….and let’s be real here…99 percent of porn chicks are uglier than this and they aren’t real everyday girls just trying to make it…making Sydney Leathers hot by default….I’m a fan… TO SEE THE EXCLUSVIE NUDE ASSHOLE SPREADING VIDEO CLICK HERE (NSFW) TO GET ACCESS TO ALL OF THE FOOTAGE CLICK HERE

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Candice Swanepoel’s Bikini Instagram of the Day

Posted on December 31, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Happy New Year…this sparking wine tastes like piss and is giving me a head ache and I am not sure I’ll make it til midnight but I never really do…cuz I live in Canada and it is the one day I like to stay in…cuz all the assholes are out…cabs are impossible…and really do we need to be celebrating this kind of shit just cuz the media wants us to…. What we should be celebrating is Candice Swanepoel posted some bikinis pics…cuz bitch is at her prime and one of the hottest and fittest in the game and I think…if there is anything worth celebrating this 2012…it is her…and her amazing accent.

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Tulisa Contostavlos Muff Gut in Shorts of the Day

Posted on July 3, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The highlight of Tulisa Contostavlos’ career was when she leaked a video of her giving a pretty good blowjob by my standards of blowjob cuz I am one of the assholes who gives girls a false sense of blow job skills cuz I feel all blowjobs are good, even when teeth are scraping, because it means my dick is in a mouth….. I guess to her the highlight of her career wasn’t sucking dick like the fat chick she is, you know pretending it was an ice cream cone, and probably was the day Simon Cowell hired her to be the new Cheryl Cole…despite not being remotely as hot…. But I think my version of her career highlight is more fun to watch….cuz fat chicks sucking dick are more fun than fat chicks in concert or on TV< unfortunately, you'll have to google the sex tape cuz her lawyers hunted me down....not that you'll want to after seeing these concert pics. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Sara Jean Underwood’s Bikini Pics on Twitter of the Day

Posted on June 11, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Sara Jean Underwood is fantastic….Not because she’s banged Ryan Seacrest. Not because she’s pretended to be into guy stuff like drinking beer, sports and videogames…..Not because she’s made the move from getting naked for monney to getting a bikini for money…..Sara Jean Underwood is fantastic cuz she made the move from not getting naked to getting naked when she was 18 and it mattered to be the naked hot chick….you see cuz no matter what she does in life, I can always CROSS REFERENCE HER VAGINA PICS AND NUDE MODELING …..making her an eternal slut….something I’m into…poor decisions at a young age….the follow a bitch for life….even when those poor decisions are the basis of her entire existance and career!!

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