Ashley Tisdale has a weird fucking fan base…because every time I laugh at her shitty plastic surgery, or the fact that she’s left out of most conversations involving the Disney Sluts you Want to Fuck because she’s built on some Sarah Jessica Parker facial platform…people go fucking crazy… It’s like they don’t understand that the reason I singled this bitch out was because she won some MTV award for being the hottest girl of the year, only for anyone with a brain to know that shit was paid for and a fucking scam… So unless she’s in a sex tape, I am hardly interested, even her white t-shirt with no bra hustle bores me, even when you can make out her nipple, because this level of famous should be fisting her own ass on webcam to pay her mortgage… I guess none of this really matters…I mean the real issue is I just spent 2-2.5 minutes writing about Ashley Tisdale, and as a grown man who didn’t watch High School musical with my kids, or lust after the cast because my wife wasn’t fucking me at home, that’s too much fucking time to spend on her…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
You want to know what fucking sucks?? Catalog pics of a bikini model in a bikini…not because I hate bikinis, or bikini models in bikinis, but because they are always fucking boring…because shit is for a catalog and not a bikini model fetish site…where there’s any concept of strategy in making shit interesting…. Whether it is retard head Nina Agdal, the hooker who broke down so many barriers like so many hookers before her, you know booking SI Swimsuit for free, without having an Athlete boyfriend…or any other of these bitches…shit is not inspiring and more just marketing for them to find rich husbands like so many hookers before her… Boring. What could they do to make it better? Maybe a little Pornstar Experience…that is hooker talk for ANAL!!
Rappers are the new rockstars when it comes to having their pick of models, actresses and pop signers who are itching to hook up with a guy who can sell out an arena tour. 14 Rappers Who Dated Celebrities Open Slideshow 1. Kanye West and Kim Kardashian Kim Kardashian and Kanye West stroll around here in Paris. Word is, they are scouting wedding locations. View As List 1. Kanye West and Kim Kardashian Kim Kardashian and Kanye West stroll around here in Paris. Word is, they are scouting wedding locations. 2. French Montana and Khloe Kardashian Khloe Kardashian has been spotted out with French Montana. These two are clearly knocking boots. 3. Puff Daddy and Jennifer Lopez Jenny From the Block has been though her fair share of dudes. Puff was one of the first famous ones. 4. Naya Rivera and Big Sean Naya Rivera and rapper Big Sean have broken up. The couple got engaged after just six months of dating. 5. Flavor Flav and Brigitte Nielsen Flavor and Brigitte met while filming a reality show. Truly one of the oddest couples in history. 6. Foxy Brown and Tyson Beckford It’s not just male rappers who can play the field. Foxy and Tyson dated in 2005. 7. 50 Cent and Chelsea Handler One of our all-time favorites, hands down. 8. Kanye West and Amber Rose Amber Rose and Kanye West were an item for a time. Now she is reportedly hookin’ up with Chris Brown. That would be some scandalous stuff. 9. 50 Cent and Vivica A. Fox 50 and Vivica dated in the early 2000s. It didn’t last very long. 10. Wiz Khalifa and Amber Rose Amber Rose and Wiz Khalifa at the 2012 Grammy Awards. These two are engaged theoretically! 11. Katy Perry and Riff Raff Katy Perry clearly doesn’t have a type … except to go against any possible type. 12. Jay Z and Rosario Dawson Can you even remember Jay without Bey? Bet Rosario Dawson does. 13. Tupac and Madonna Yeah. This happened. 14. Katy Perry and Travis McCoy Katy and the Gym Class Heroes rapper were an item for quite a while, actually. Maybe Kim Kardashian is more of a trend-setter than we realize, but it seems like ever since she dropped the athlete in favor of the rap icon, hip-hop hook-ups have been all the rage. To help you keep track of this growing trend, we’ve assembled a list of the most memorable rapper/non-rap-celebrity couples, past and present. Yes, in order to narrow things down, we disqualified couples in which both parties first made their name in the world of hip-hop and R&B. (Sorry, Jay and Bey, Nas and Kelis). But don’t worry, that rule didn’t shorten the list by much. It seems when rappers are choosing boo thangs to settle down with they prefer to look outside of the hip-hop community. It’s a habit that sometimes makes for some interesting combinations … think way stranger pairings than Khloe Kardashian and French Montana . There are some obvious entries (those Kardashian gals sure love a guy who can rock a mic ), some shockers and a few who pop up on the list more than once (Hey, Katy Perry and Kanye – if you guys hook up you can make it a hat trick!) Check out the gallery above for a full list of rappers who risked their street cred to hook up with reality stars, Hollywood actresses and… a male model? Yeah, we forgot about that one too.
Hailey Clauson is some 19 year old model who is making some moves with her big, hormones in the food tits, who excites me because all girls under 25 are amazing and slutty thanks to being raised on hardcore internet porn, that has taking them to very dark and dangerous places sexually, that were once reserved for the dirtiest broken down girl with daddy issues, but now the 9-5 earthling peasants, you know everyday people, middle americans are up on choking, spitting, gang bangs and rape fantasies…The world’s gone nuts, and Hailey Clauson is the fucking future, who I want to get behind…because she’s going places…
Here are some behind the scenes pictures of Gisele, the athlete “wife”…who has taken a lot of slack, at least from me for being born a dude, even though I have consistently, said, that despite being scared of trannies since they are inhuman to me, I would still fuck her if she was a tranny, because she carries it well, and a little dick and balls she probably has tucked properly, cannot take away from that… That said, her big ass tranny titty implant is being pushed out of her shirt and that’s why I am posting these, I am a 14 year old boy like that, cleavage still gets me excited, but not really, I haven’t had a hard on in what feels like years…I blame you internet, and you alcohol, and you bad diet…but I wouldn’t change you for the world.
Sports Club Fined $21,000 After Customers Make Racist Comments About Brazilian Athlete A Brazilian sports club is paying the price for having overtly rude customers. The Mogi Mirim club in Brazil has been slapped with a hefty $21,000 fine after a few of its’ patrons hurled racial slurs at a professional athlete who was conducting an interview inside of the establishment. via Boston Herald A sports tribunal has fined Brazilian club Mogi Mirim $21,000 because its fans racially abused an opposing player in a Sao Paulo state championship match this month. The tribunal issued the fine after fans allegedly called Santos midfielder Arouca a “monkey” while he was being interviewed after a March 6 match. Fans also reportedly told the former Brazil midfielder to go and look for an African team to play for. Mogi Mirim, whose president is former Brazil star Rivaldo, said it will appeal because it did everything possible to help authorities solve the case. Nobody was arrested, but the team’s stadium will remain closed pending the appeal. The ruling late Monday came the same day South American football’s governing body fined Peruvian club Real Garcilaso $12,000 after its fans racially abused Brazilian Cruzeiro midfielder Tinga in a Copa Libertadores match earlier this year. SMH! Continue reading →
Sports Club Fined $21,000 After Customers Make Racist Comments About Brazilian Athlete A Brazilian sports club is paying the price for having overtly rude customers. The Mogi Mirim club in Brazil has been slapped with a hefty $21,000 fine after a few of its’ patrons hurled racial slurs at a professional athlete who was conducting an interview inside of the establishment. via Boston Herald A sports tribunal has fined Brazilian club Mogi Mirim $21,000 because its fans racially abused an opposing player in a Sao Paulo state championship match this month. The tribunal issued the fine after fans allegedly called Santos midfielder Arouca a “monkey” while he was being interviewed after a March 6 match. Fans also reportedly told the former Brazil midfielder to go and look for an African team to play for. Mogi Mirim, whose president is former Brazil star Rivaldo, said it will appeal because it did everything possible to help authorities solve the case. Nobody was arrested, but the team’s stadium will remain closed pending the appeal. The ruling late Monday came the same day South American football’s governing body fined Peruvian club Real Garcilaso $12,000 after its fans racially abused Brazilian Cruzeiro midfielder Tinga in a Copa Libertadores match earlier this year. SMH! Continue reading →
Everybody knows … Kordell Stewarts Friends Say Porsha Took Advantage Of Him Via RadarOnline We’re not saying she’s a gold-digger … but as the details of Porsha Williams’ divorce from Kordell Stewart go public, his friends have come forward to tell RadarOnline.com about a shady side of the Real Housewives of Atlanta star. According to sources in Stewart’s camp, Williams “used” the former football star during their two-and-a-half year marriage — and it’s good that she’s walking away with next to nothing in their divorce. “When [Kordell] met Porsha, she claimed to have all these jobs and opportunities going on, but she really didn’t,” one source tells Radar. “She didn’t try to be independent from him and just wanted to be Kordell’s wife – and now she’s nobody.” Williams — who has previously made insinuations that Stewart was gay and even implied domestic abuse — is now being accused of being nothing more than a money-grubbing trophy wife. Faked Scenes, Lies & Payoffs – The Ultimate Guide To Reality TV Shows “She used him and took advantage of the situation in hopes that it would get her to the next level financially and professionally,” the source continues. “Honestly, if she hadn’t been married to Kordell, she would have never landed the Housewives gig because she had nothing else going for herself outside of him.” As Radar previously reported, Williams found out Stewart had filed for divorce via Twitter last March. Then, after a months-long battle in court, the pair’s divorce was finalized in December. The details of the split have since become public, and Williams will receive zero assets and zero alimony. “The lack of truthfulness by Porsha during the divorce was very confusing and hurtful to Kordell… He’s ready to move on and do what is best for he and his son [Syre],” the pal added. As for his future boo, friends say: “He’s not ready to settle down with one person right now,” one source says, adding one final dig at the athlete’s ex-wife. “He’s looking for someone who is self-sufficient and can take care of herself,” the source claims. “He needs someone who is driven and intelligent.” Take that, take that, take that.
Lisalla Montenegro, I love you… She’s a Brazilian model who is engaged to some Baseball Player named C.J. Wilson, because pro Athletes, no matter how childish their names are, always get hot model bitches, models love status, it kinda comes with the territory of being ridiculously rich for doing very little all while being fit…and when you see an Athlete with a pig of a woman, like Omar, you know there’s something seriously wrong with him, whether it is social issues or self esteem issues, or even sex addiction issues, that make even the biggest cow seem hot…I mean people do fuck trannies everyday…unless of course it was just a business transaction…which it probably was…not that any of this matters, what matters is Lisalla Montenegro and not so much what she puts inside her vagina… Here she is for Equire winning my heart.
Kendra is knocked up with another gut full of black baller! Kendra Wilkinson Is Pregnant Via US Magazine reports: Baby No. 2 is on the way! Kendra Wilkinson is expecting her second child with husband Hank Baskett, a source exclusively confirms to Us Weekly. The reality star and former Playboy model, 28, is around eight weeks pregnant. Wilkinson and the 31-year-old former NFL player, who wed in June 2009, are already parents to son Hank Baskett IV, almost 4. “She and Hank have been planning a second baby for a while,” the insider tells Us, “and they are very excited.” Indeed, Wilkinson told Us in August that she was ready to give her son a sibling. “We are trying, we are going to start now,” she said. “This is my first official announcement! We are very excited about making the decision to try!” She also hinted that her reality show Kendra on Top — which airs Fridays on WE at 10:00 p.m. — will document her decision to have a second child. “We are shooting my second season of Kendra On Top,” she explained, “and we have some answers there if you go and check it out.” Congrats!!! Continue reading →
