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Lacey Schwimmer Trashy Failed Stripper Implants of the Day

Usually the professionally trained dancers don’t end up on TV with actual work…and while they are studying and being professionally trained…they always know that in the back of their mind, they are probably going to become strippers, and the only choreographing they do, is high level strip shows you can tell come from someone with experience, even though ultimately, all those sluts end up in the same place, bouncing on a dick in a back room for 10 dollars a fucking song….but for some reason, this professional dancer went another route, she got the professional dancing but it didn’t give her the slut attention she set herself up for as a kid and all those years of growing up practicing something as useless as dance….but I guess she’s making up for it after life didn’t take the path she wanted it to…cuz it’s never too late to get implants and show off your fat tits and fat ass in some slut costume….whether there’s a seedy biker run bar involved or not….cuz I guess stripping is a career you can never quite fail at…no matter how old, fat, ugly or drug addicted you are…it is always there to fall back on. TO SEE SOME PICS OF HER FAKE TITS IN A BIKINI LIKE A BOTTOM FEEDING STAGED BIKINI PIC WHORE THAT I DON’T HAVE THE RIGHTS TO POST FOLLOW THIS LINK TO SEE SOME PICS OF HER FAKE TITS IN A BIKINI LIKE A BOTTOM FEEDING STAGED BIKINI PIC WHORE THAT I DON’T HAVE THE RIGHTS TO POST FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Lacey Schwimmer Trashy Failed Stripper Implants of the Day

Paris Hilton Goes to Vocal Lessons of the Day

Oh God…. I don’t know what the fuck I am putting this up for….I have a feeling that when I saw it and read the caption a few times….my survival instinct kicked in and like a bad action movie where we all need to board a rocket ship to start a new civilization on another planet kicked in….and I felt I had to warn you that Paris Hilton is taking vocal lessons, so that can only mean one thing, and that thing is a new album…..because one failure, joke, vanity project wasn’t enough, this ego wants more…. When really she should be producing another sex tape now with years of experience, ideally during a herpes outbreak while a few more months pregnant, because that’ll capture some attention she’s craving, while catering to my fetish…. Either way, you’ve been warned…

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Ashley Tisdale’s Assface Suckin’ Straws of the Day

I do this Ashley Tisdale ugly watch because I hate her features. They are all asymmetrical and inbred looking. From a weak chin, to some adistorted Picasso lookin bullshit, so I hate that she gets the kind of support and attention she does. But, nothing makes an assface more disgusting than seeing it suck on straws, or from my experience, suck on anything, because I’ve got some good and bad blowjobs from some very weird looking girls, and for some reason they just get weirder looking when trying to get sexy with a dick in their mouths, but at least when my dick is in their mouth I can close my eyes and pretend their weirdness isn’t going down….when Ashley Tisdale does it with a straw, I can’t ignore it… Not that you care, she’s useless and so is this post. It happens…

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Ashley Tisdale’s Assface Suckin’ Straws of the Day

Kelly Osbourne’s Weightloss is my New Obsession of the Day

I find it really interesting that even though piggy Osbourne lost all kind of weight, she still looks fucking disgusting. So interesting that I am obsessed with staring at her pics trying to make sense of it…cuz it just doesn’t make sense…fat girls who get skinny are supposed to be fuckable… She is one of those people who shouldn’t have bothered trying to get healthy and fit, because it didn’t make her any more desirable to fuck, like the fat bitch I used to fuck when she was down on her luck and fat due to a cookie addiction, who 2 years later ended up getting work as stripper everyone wanted to fuck, and eventually fucked her way into porn, because she lost all the weight and took advantage of all the attention she felt she was missing out on… Kelly Osbourne’s weightloss story didn’t work out quite as well for her… Seriously, this goes against all studies on weightloss and the whole thing amazes me…but not as much as the fact that people have had sex with this in all it’s shapes, sizes, and levels of cleanliness…

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Lady Gaga Outfit of the Week: Fishnets, Little Else

Let it be said that Lady Gaga’s talent is legit and her songs are both catchy and original, proving she is far more than a gimmicky, flash in the musical pan. Still, outrageous fashion statements are a big part of her act. The star watched a Semi Precious Weapons concert in fishnet stockings and a fishnet shirt. That’s it. Amazing even by her standards. Nothing like wearing lingerie out in public. You might not even see stuff this risque from Montana Fishburne … Just another outing for Lady Gaga. Don’t get us wrong, we’re not complaining. It’s just that the bejeweled granny panties and star pasties are something you’d think she’d save for Luc Carl alone and not thousands of concert goers and millions of online viewers. Her call! What do you think of the outfit? Just another shameless plea for attention, or the epitome of the envelope-pushing, sexually-charged hotness that is Lady Gaga? Vote in the survey below: Lady Gaga’s fishnets are …

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Shanna Moakler to Carrie Prejean: Shame on You!

Shanna Moakler hasn’t exactly let go of her feelings for disgraced beauty queen Carrie Prejean. About a month after the former Miss USA contestant got married to Kyle Boller, Moakler spoke to In Touch Weekly and offered anything but congratulations. Focusing on Prejean’s infamous stance against gay marriage, Shanna said: “Isn’t it nice to be able to go and celebrate your love with your family and friends? How can you deny that joy that you experienced on that day to other living human beings? You should be ashamed of yourself!” In a way, Moakler has gotten the last laugh in this feud. A federal judge in San Francisco struck down Proposition 8 as unconstitutional this week, ending California’s ban on homosexual marriages. However, because Prejean’s 15 minutes are up and she exploited religion and milked every ounce of attention she received for every last penny back in the day, we’re guessing she couldn’t care less about this issue anymore.

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Coco’s Got a Retarded Ass of the Day

Coco’s ass is on another level of ass. It’s like shit is it’s own person or some shit, like her syamese twin who didn’t fully develop. It’s got it’s own name, it’s own cellphone, it’s own preference in restaurants and meals and a mind of it’s own that only Coco can communicate with because it’s mouth only spits out shit. Coco used to be jealous of all the attention she got, but decided to embrace it and make it work for her…like she had been doing with her vagina all these years….cuz she’s that kind of woman…. So I may not understand this shit or find this shit hot…but it’s definitely something worth exploring on a scientific level, like make a fucking Discovery Channel show on the shit, because I want to know the story behind this and I want to know what’s really going on here…. Pics via Fame

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Anne Hathaway’s Tits are Doing Some Weirdness of the Day

I remember Anne Hathaway being known for her fat tits on her skinny frame, I even thought that they were the only reason she was famous or why people noticed her. I figured if she never had tits like that, she’d be working at KFC or some shit, but thanks to her tits, despite what small titted women will tell you, took her to the top of her game, which isn’t necessarily the top of the game, but in a game that’s got so many players, she’s still doin’ ok and really all I’m trying to say is that she’s clearly trying to break free from her tits and all they have given her like a hot teenage busty girl who hates having huge tits cuz of all the attention she gets from it when she just wants to fit in…and it makes no sense to me…but I know I don’t like this much. Pics via Bauer

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Some Ashlee Simpson Leg in Pantyhose of the Day

Ashlee Simpson was spotted pantsless in public. It can only be assumed that she’s not wearing pants because her husband is a queer and she craves any male attention she can get, figuring that if she’s not wearing pants, people will look at her like they want to fuck her, something she’s not used to since it’s been excuse after excuse after she got pregnant, as Wentz was eager to impregnate her when he was using her as a vessel for his ego to leave a legacy behind in this world, and all that ended once he succeeded because he could go back to fucking boys…..or maybe she’s just airing out he mom pussy cuz since it’s been stretched the fuck out, it gets clammy and uncomfortable when you try to stuff it into woman’s underwear….and what it really comes down to is who the fuck cares and what the fuck do I know about Ashlee Simpson pantless, I just know it’s a hell of a lot better than Pete Wentz pantsless at the gay bar you walked into cuz you didn’t know it was a gay bar and stayed because you really needed a drink. Pics via Fame

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Ciara’s Got Legs!

It’s unfortunate that Ciara doesn’t get the attention she deserves but girl has a fine set of legs.

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Ciara’s Got Legs!