Meek just won’t let the Drake beef go even thought Rick Ross supposedly squashed the beef. Rick Ross extended an olive branch to Drake to squash the beef, but there is NO cease-fire with Meek Mill … even after all these months Sources close to the rappers tell us Da Boss thought Meek and Drizzy’s war would cool down […]
I don’t think I’ve done a post on Stacey Dash — or even thought about her — in years, but damn! She’s looking mighty fine here at the American Sniper premiere in New York. And she’s clearly holding up a hell of a lot better than her Clueless co-star Alicia Silverstone these days. Anyway, I’m not sure what Stacey is doing for work right now, but if she’s looking for a gig, I’m in the market for a new Assistant Cougar here at the Tuna offices. Call me! » view all 15 photos Photos: WENN.com
Well this is the hottest jeans campaign I’ve ever seen… Her name is Anna Ewers and I am in love…even though she rhymes with sewers…sewers I would swim through and eat whatever I found floating like some kind of pervert Ninja Turtle, without the Athleticism, so more like a homeless person, just to convince her to move her hand…
Well…it is fashion not porn…even thought it is a pretty grey area..because fashion is porn to me…but I guess getting a little Kendall Jenner mounting bi-sexual Cara Delevingne “it” girl…is a perfectly appropriate cry for attention from both parties who fucking love attention…which is pretty good on Kendall’s part, considering she comes from a porn family…and this should be her getting fisted…based on the morals and values in the family…even though really, based on their money, should be her living off her allowance and not bothering with any of this shit, but her money hungry horrible devil mom would have none of that.
Lais Ribeiro is a Brazilan Victoria’s Secret model, because Victoria’s Secret likes to abduct at least 25% percet of their roster from Brazil, because I guess, at least based on the ground breaking research I’ve done…that Brazilian models have hot fucking bikini bodies…and hot bikini bodies is something worth looking, even thought part of me finds fat chicks in bikini far more fun to laugh at…all spilling out of their bikinis that don’t fit despite being size XXL…and laughter is the best medicine…it soothes the soul…my like how I would like to soothe this Lais Ribeiro girls soul with my tongue…because where I am from a girls soul lives in her asshole…I’m romantic like that…
Lais Ribeiro is a Brazilan Victoria’s Secret model, because Victoria’s Secret likes to abduct at least 25% percet of their roster from Brazil, because I guess, at least based on the ground breaking research I’ve done…that Brazilian models have hot fucking bikini bodies…and hot bikini bodies is something worth looking, even thought part of me finds fat chicks in bikini far more fun to laugh at…all spilling out of their bikinis that don’t fit despite being size XXL…and laughter is the best medicine…it soothes the soul…my like how I would like to soothe this Lais Ribeiro girls soul with my tongue…because where I am from a girls soul lives in her asshole…I’m romantic like that…
#488660607 / gettyimages.com Katy Perry flashed her panties that Diplo sniffs….while on stage and while performing and I don’t think anyone really gave a fuck because there was no labia involved and we are in a generation where girls wear panties for pants and post nudes of themselves on snap chat for me to save for ever because of the loophole…it’s no big deal…even if Katy Perry is big… Now, I know what you’re thinking, how can Diplo have sex with Katy Perry, with that doughy body, and the answer is simple…I would too.. Not to mention he used to bang a bunch of questionable groupies back when Katy Perry was his groupie he was too cool to fuck, before she was famous she was a hipster…and now I guess she’s getting her revenge or payback or “look at me now I’m famous and not just some dumb fat pimply girl in the club” tits…even thought despite her fame…she’s still dumb fat pimply girl… TO SEE ALL THE CONCERT PICS CLICK HERE
#488660607 / gettyimages.com Katy Perry flashed her panties that Diplo sniffs….while on stage and while performing and I don’t think anyone really gave a fuck because there was no labia involved and we are in a generation where girls wear panties for pants and post nudes of themselves on snap chat for me to save for ever because of the loophole…it’s no big deal…even if Katy Perry is big… Now, I know what you’re thinking, how can Diplo have sex with Katy Perry, with that doughy body, and the answer is simple…I would too.. Not to mention he used to bang a bunch of questionable groupies back when Katy Perry was his groupie he was too cool to fuck, before she was famous she was a hipster…and now I guess she’s getting her revenge or payback or “look at me now I’m famous and not just some dumb fat pimply girl in the club” tits…even thought despite her fame…she’s still dumb fat pimply girl… TO SEE ALL THE CONCERT PICS CLICK HERE
These lovely and amazing girls from Montreal who I have no had sex with, but who I have probably sexually harassed and maybe even thought about having sex with at least once, at least after seeing these pictures…and not just because they are in SWEATSHOP stepSHIRTS but because they did an amazing shoot, and quit interview with me. I liked the pictures so much, I felt the need to rape and pillage them…they are all wet in them and shit…so good. If you want to read the fun article, that I believe they may have even quoted some things I said, which I know you can’t get enough of…and to see the rest of the pics… FOLLOW THIS LINK