I haven’t done a post on Audrina Patridge in ages. Her fifteen minutes of fame seem to have expired, but I’m willing to give her another fifteen cause the girl’s body is rockin’ and I miss those ceiling eyes. Here she is at the airport in tight jeans and showing just enough midriff to get my juices flowing. Enjoy.
The Real Housewives of Atlanta are “Off the Hook” as one of them flies off to the West coast while another finally moves her love life forward…or is that back? We recap the biggest, littlest, and cutest surprises in our THG +/- review. Looks like NeNe’s got even more on her plate than we knew. Months earlier Ms. Leakes ran into her son’s girlfriend, only to find her six months pregnant. Somehow that slipped Bryson’s mind when he spoke with his mama. Minus 20. But the new baby is cause for joy and NeNe loves her adorable little grandbaby Bri’Asia. She and Cynthia take the little girl shopping because any grandbaby of NeNe’s will be a Glambaby. Plus 40. Little Bri certainly seems to enjoy all the attention. Cynthia’s shocked when NeNe says she encouraged Bryson to get a DNA test but I don’t blame her. Now that NeNe’s got some money and a bit of fame, well you never know what people might do. Plus 15 because now there’s no doubt this glambaby is all hers. With NeNe packing up to move to LA to start shooting The New Normal , Cynthia throws a going away cocktail party. And while the ladies are sipping Champagne the men folk are doing tequila shooters in the next room. Everyone is on their best behavior but Kenya can’t help her scowl when Porsha walks in and Porsha doesn’t even want to look at Kenya. I guess this is being civil, Atlanta style. Leave it to Kenya to push the edge by claiming that she’s mistaken for Beyonce almost every day. Minus 13 . Really? And even if by some miracle that’s true it sounds horribly egotistical. Kenya talks to Aunt Lori about Walter. Lori loved Walter but Kenya shares a story. On the island she was all soaped up in the shower when Walter jumps in with her, showers, and then jumps out and goes to sleep. Minus 18 . Um…yeah. That seems odd, especially while on a romantic vacation. Needless to say, Walter and Kenya have issues. That’s nothing we didn’t already know. But if Walter’s not willing to man up, Kandi may have the answer…and it’s battery powered. Plus 22 . Kandi comes to Kenya’s rescue with a present from Bedroom Kandi. A high end vibrator. Walter is easily replaced. And Kandi looks too damn happy these days. No wonder she’s running around handing out presents. She, Riley, and Todd look blissfully domestic. Plus 16 . It is nice to see. Kenya takes Walter fishing to talk…and she brings up the shower incident. The conversation doesn’t go well. For the first time, Kenya sounds rational. She really wants to hash this out and as much as Walter says he does, he comes off as a guy who wants to break up but doesn’t want to be the one to do it. Minus 15. Walter’s being such an ass that Kenya finally walks away. Plus 13. We can only hope that this is the last we see of Walter. Episode total = +40! Season total = -132!
The Justin Bieber pot photos are not the only scandal making headlines this weekend. Azealia Banks has created quite the stir on Twitter due to her feud with Perez Hilton, which stems from a post on the blogger’s site about a “beef” between Banks and artist Angel Haze. In response, Banks Tweeted: “@PerezHilton does your butthole whistle? Like is your butthole so stretched and raggedy the air whistles when you move?” After Perez shot back with “some of your music is cute, but your attention-seeking ways are pathetic and hurtful. You drag while others choose to uplift,” Banks took the rivalry even further, writing: “omg u should just kill yourself… Like for real. lol what a messy f****t you are.” As you might expect, this word choice resulted in major backlash against Banks, who didn’t back down in her initial reply to the firestorm. “A f****t is not a homosexual male,” she Tweeted. “A f****t is any male who acts like a female. There’s a BIG difference. If u listen to my music and are not offended by the word n***a…. We’re not gonna go here with this f****t s**t… We’re just not. Lol.” But Banks finally acquiesced to the criticism, at least somewhat, ending her portion of the back-and-forth for now with: “My most sincere apologies to anyone who was indirectly offended by my foul language. Not sorry for Perez tho. Lol.”
Adam Lambert really wants to make sure you understand his problem with Les Miserables . After the ex- American Idol contestant slammed the “distracting” singing and the actors who didn’t sing very well, Russell Crowe came out and actually echoed a few of Lambert’s complaints. But Adam isn’t done with the film. “My movie review has gone viral,” Lambert Tweeted today. “U can spend a whole year praising artists for inspiring work, but one critique gets all the attention. Funny.” The singer then went on to specify his issues with the big screen adaption: “Those raw and real moments when characters broke down or were expressing the ugliness of the human condition were superb. However… My personal opinion: there were times when the vocals weren’t able to convey the power, beauty and grace that the score ALSO calls for. “I guess I’m a purist for the original LIVE broadway recording when the actors sang the f–k outta those songs. JUST an opinion… I should prob stop fanning the flames on this one…but I love a good debate- couldn’t help myself.” And, finally, Lambert wants it known: he adored Anne Hathaway in her role and says the actress deserves an Oscar. Okay then. Are we done now? Have you seen Les Miserables ? What grade would you give this version of the musical? A B C D F View Poll »
I guess Jessica Simpson didn’t appreciate all the attention I gave her sister yesterday , because she sent out this busty Tweet. I’m no doctor, but judging from those baby bumps, I’d say she’s at least a few months along. And hey, if Jessica keeps this up, I’ll be following her pregnancy closer than People Magazine . It’s time to start the Jessica Simpson Pregnant Boob Watch: Day 1. Related Articles: Jessica Simpson’s Jeans Let Me Down Jessica Simpson’s Boobs Are Good Band-Aids Jessica Simpson Can’t Hide Her Chubcakes Jessica Simpson’s Tasty White Meat
This is just typical behavior from a girl who’s parents are going through a divorce cuz her dad is gay, you know spreading her ass on the internet in a bikini bottom, just cock teasing for perverts like you to give her attention her daddy never gave her cuz she had a vagina, but more importantly, because she wasn’t the cute daughter relatives wanted to molest, but I guess we already knew that back when she was baby making in her teens to get attention…..and now all I can think is “thanks for not showing us lip, cuz there’s no way that vagina isn’t as ravaged as you’d imagine it would be, thanks to the whole birthing process….decent legs though… Just be glad this isn’t Jessica Simpson’s ass…because…it will probably eat you like an all you can eat buffet….you know taking food in from both ends just to get it inside her….and not in a good way…in an obese chick way…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
My name is Alex and I’m 16 years old. This is my Bieber experience. Woah wait, what did I really just say that? I’m still in complete shock I actually met my idol. On October 2nd, I saw the ‘Best Collection’ contest on BieberFever. I immediately called my dad and asked if I could sign up for an account. He said yes because he knew that if I had a chance to meet Justin, I would take it. I signed up and put all of my merchandise together. I sent my picture in to BieberFever and waited a long 5 weeks. On November 9th, the day before the concert, I checked my e-mail about 20 times every hour, hoping that I would get an email. By 9:00 PM, I hadn’t gotten an email so I gave up all of the hope I had left. I went to bed only thinking about the fact I was actually seeing my idol in concert tomorrow for the first time! By some weird instinct, I woke up at 1 AM and checked my email. My heart was pounding out of my chest and I saw the email. The email that changed my whole life. It was from BieberFever and said, “Congratulations Alex! You are officially invited to the attend the photo meet and greet TOMORROW NIGHT, November 10 in Boston!” I started crying, knowing that I would be meeting my inspiration the very next day! I couldn’t sleep for the rest of the night and ended up only get 2.5 hours of sleep, but it was ALL worth it. I took the train into Boston and went to Faneuil Hall to have lunch. I got to the arena around 2 PM and met up with a few of my friends from Twitter. We all stood near the gate and hoped Justin or a crew member would come out to say hi. After about an hour of waiting Dan finally walks out! We all started screaming his name and sang ‘The Dan Kanter Song’ to him and he waved to us! By the time, I looked at my phone, it was almost 4 PM so I had to get my wristbands from the box office. I met so many nice Beliebers while waiting. I got my wristbands and then got in line. While waiting in line, I met Nick Demoura! Fast forward to when I was near the front of the line, I saw Kenny so me and my friend started screaming his name and he walked over to us. We asked if we could get a picture with him and he said he couldn’t take any because of all the people. He was so cute though and so sweet about it. I had written Justin a 3 page letter, basically pouring my heart out to him and letting him know how much he has impacted my life. I also wrote Alfredo a letter and gave him an Oreo cookie bar! I gave those to Sully (one of the security guards) and he was like, “Ya I’ll get these to our man!” I walked through the curtain and saw the most beautiful guy standing in front of me. I couldn’t speak, I was frozen. I got pushed next to one of the ladies in the group we went with and we posed for our picture. Right when we were leaving, I turned to Justin and asked, “Can I have a hug?!” He smiled and said, “Sure!” After our hug, security pushed me out and I broke down crying. I could not believe I just met Justin Bieber. I met up with two of my other friends from Twitter who had also won the contest (@swaggiebeliebs & @forev3rjustin ) and we all just basically cried and screamed with each other. The concert itself was AMAZING. The lights, the dancers, him, everything was perfect. I didn’t have the best seats for the show, but I still had the time of my life. I didn’t care what anyone around me thought. After the concert, I ran out to the tour buses and was right by the fence. The security guards came out and were yelling, “YOU GUYS ARE WAITING HERE FOR NOTHING! HE LEFT 20 MINUTES AGO!” Of course, Beliebers wouldn’t take no for an answer and we stayed. Every time they would kick us out, we would just move to another spot. After they lined the fence with security, we met up with my dad and walked to our car. I tweeted Fredo and said, “Some security guards just kicked us out..#rude” and a minute later I got a tweet and it said ”AlfredoFlores: @BostonBelieberx you shoulda turned around and said “ya people can’t hold me back!” and then run!” I can easily say that November 10, 2012 was the best day of my life and I will never forget it. Never doubt yourself when it comes to meeting Justin. It will happen when you least expect it! -Alex (@BostonBelieberx) See the original post here: My name is Alex and I’m 16 years old. This is my Bieber…
I met Justin for the first time on October 26, 2012. Back in May I purchased tickets for me and a friend to the concert with plans to turn it in to a girls weekend. I had been waiting years just to see Justin live, I never dreamt I would have the opportunity to meet him as well! A few days before the concert, my friend ended up having a huge event at work and could not get off in time for the meet & greet. It was disappointing, but I was still going to meet Justin and she would still be able to make in time for the concert. On the day of the concert, I was a ball of nerves. I made the trip from Iowa to Kansas City with plenty of time to spare and I couldn’t believe how crazy the venue was! People were everywhere. I followed the crowds and made my way toward where all of the buses were parked. We saw Carly and her bus, but no sign of Justin. While I was waiting I came up with a BRILLIANT plan of bringing someone into the meet & greet with me. I figured I had 2 paid M&G’s, I might as well use them! Security, however, did not like my plan. They got all worked up and told me there was no way unless they were going to use the concert ticket as well. Fail. Shortly after, we got ushered into a single file line to wait for the meet & greet. Everyone, including myself, was so nervous and anxious, it was all we could talk about! Kenny came out while we were waiting in line and shook hands and said hi, but he seemed busy trying to figure something out and didn’t hang around. Pretty soon the line began to move and it was my turn to meet Justin! Everyone was going in with their groups of 2 (or 4), but I was solo! When I stepped up, part of his security team said, ‘We have a solo!’ so I turned to him and said, ‘You make that sound so bad, I promise I have friends!’ We were all laughing when they pulled back the curtain, and Justin looked over and said, ‘Something funny?’. I couldn’t believe it. It was all so surreal and went by in a blur. I walked up to him and he put his arm around my waist and Mike snapped the picture. I remember seeing Alfredo right next to Mike and couldn’t help but stare – his smile is so amazing! Justin rubbed my back and said “Thank you, sweetie,” gave me a hug and I wished him good luck. Walking out, I couldn’t believe what just happened and had this permanent smile plastered to my face. Soon it was time for the concert and we made our way to our front row seats. It was unbelievable! The best seats I could have asked for. Cody and Carly both put on great shows, so much energy! Justin came out during Cody’s performance, which was hilarious and surprised everyone. Justin was incredible, there really is no other words to describe him or the show. I didn’t watch any videos from previous shows (talk about self-control), so I really didn’t know what to fully expect. He blew all of my expectations out of the water. In the midst of the show, I looked down our row and saw Bruce (Justin’s Grandpa) enjoying the show. I don’t think a smile left his face either, you could tell how proud he was. Once the concert ended, we had to wait to be ushered out of the venue. We saw that Dan was still on stage so we tried getting his attention before we had to leave our seats. He ended up coming over to the edge of the stage, talked for a few minutes and tossed us his guitar picks. Walking out of the venue, I tweeted our picture with the guitar picks & thanked Dan, which he then re-tweeted! It was such an incredible night and one that I will never forget. A big thank you to Justin and the entire team for making it such a memorable experience! -Kristin (@KNDempsey) More: I met Justin for the first time on October 26, 2012. Back in May…
As far as I can tell, this shoot is for Chain Gang LA, which is apparently Hayden Panettiere ‘s hipster jewelry company. But that still doesn’t explain why she’s wearing those dumb vampire teeth. When you’ve got Hayden in a bikini in a bathtub, there’s no need for any gimmicks. It just draws the attention away from the more important stuff — like what’s hanging below Hayden’s neck. And I’m not talking about any lame necklaces. Related Articles: Hayden Panettiere’s New Big Boobs Are Hollywood Tuna Approved! Hayden Panettiere Likes Her Man Meat Hayden Panettiere And Her Little Cupcakes Hayden Panettiere’s Little Hand Holds A Big Cup
Former POTUS Bill Clinton’s about to have his life put on the big screen… and HBO is set to give him the documentary treatment. According to The Hollywood Reporter : The premium cable network has teamed with Oscar winner Martin Scorsese, who will produce and direct the telepic with Clinton’s full cooperation. The film is set to explore the 42nd president’s perspectives on history, politics, culture and the world, both while he was in office and in the years since. Businessman, filmmaker and Democratic supporter Steve Bing will serve as a producer. “President Clinton is one of the most compelling figures of our time, whose worldview and perspective, combined with his uncommon intelligence, make him a singular voice on the world stage,” said HBO CEO Richard Plepler and programming president Michael Lombardo in a joint statement. “This documentary, under Marty’s gifted direction, creates a unique opportunity for the president to reflect on myriad issues that have consumed his attention and passion throughout both his presidency and postpresidency.” Added Scorsese: “A towering figure who remains a major voice in world issues, President Clinton continues to shape the political dialogue both here and around the world. Through intimate conversations, I hope to provide greater insight into this transcendent figure.” The political entry marks Scorsese’s fourth collaboration with HBO, following the documentaries Public Speaking (2010) and the Emmy-winning George Harrison: Living in the Material World (2011) and the drama series Boardwalk Empire, for which he won a directing Emmy. Will you watch? Images via tumblr