Beyonce isn’t hot…but she thinks she’s hot…because everyone around her tells her how hot she is… I guess when you’re woth 500,000,000 dollars, and people around you suck your dick all day, and the audience just feeds into her, she’s either like “yes I’m amazing”…or “fuck it, let’s do this”…. But it makes me laugh, because Mark Zuckerberg is worth 41 billion dollars, and people jus think he’s evil, but it would be amazing if he was more like an Entertainment dude, and posed like Beyonce, all cocky with his success.. Maybe Beyonce is in denial about being in her 30s and a mom…it’s some kind of crisis…or maybe she’s trying to stay relevant with her baby daddy to distract him from all his groupies and bajan hookers.. Here she is from her TUMBLR promoting cheesy music festival flash tattoos everyone is into… The post Beyonce Flash Tattoo Porn of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Beyonce isn’t hot…but she thinks she’s hot…because everyone around her tells her how hot she is… I guess when you’re woth 500,000,000 dollars, and people around you suck your dick all day, and the audience just feeds into her, she’s either like “yes I’m amazing”…or “fuck it, let’s do this”…. But it makes me laugh, because Mark Zuckerberg is worth 41 billion dollars, and people jus think he’s evil, but it would be amazing if he was more like an Entertainment dude, and posed like Beyonce, all cocky with his success.. Maybe Beyonce is in denial about being in her 30s and a mom…it’s some kind of crisis…or maybe she’s trying to stay relevant with her baby daddy to distract him from all his groupies and bajan hookers.. Here she is from her TUMBLR promoting cheesy music festival flash tattoos everyone is into… The post Beyonce Flash Tattoo Porn of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Think it's impressive that a dog turned a kiddie pool into a tennis ball rescue boat? Okay, it was. That's for certain. But we've seen dogs act in intelligent ways before. We've never seen ANY dog do what the Pomeranian does in the video below. Heck, we've never seen ANY animal do what the Pomeranian does in the video below. Sneeze? No, not quite. We're talking about one seriously epic sneeze that you simply must view for yourself. Go ahead and do so now:
The ink is already dry on the divorce papers of Miranda Lambert and Blake Shelton, but the scandal keeps getting nastier and nastier. A new report – clearly from a person or multiple card carrying members of Team Blake – suggests that she cheated on him . A LOT. Blake has a history cheating, or at least flirting and allegations of cheating, but Star claims Miranda is far from the innocent victim. Yes, Blake is the one who filed to split, whose alleged mistress Cady Groves is hollering at him, and who literally threw Miranda out . But sources claim the romance was basically built on a foundation of lies from the beginning … when he was married to his first wife. Blake’s then-wife was supposedly unaware or unconcerned that he was cheating … because she was cheating with another man! Fast forward to his second marriage and Star says Miranda cheated on Blake with his best friend, Jamey Johnson, and MLB star Josh Beckett. “Josh was dating his childhood sweetheart Holly when he first got involved with Miranda,” says the alleged insider of Lambert. “Holly may have known but she married him anyway.” View Slideshow: Miranda Lambert & Blake Shelton: Through the Years “Even when his new wife got pregnant, Josh still pined for Miranda and pressured her to dump Blake for him,” the source goes on. “The truth is Josh was Miranda’s other real love.” Miranda supposedly then began acting all paranoid and began accusing Blake of cheating on her with multiple women himself. Shelton then hired a private investigator who learned that Miranda was two-timing her man with one of her employees on tour. “Blake flew to one of her shows to confront them and he caught her hugging the other man,” the source tells the magazine. “They were forced to admit everything.” “It was obvious what was going on. Blake filed for divorce, as far as he is concerned this whole marriage was a mistake.” “He is heartbroken and he’s furious.” At least he’s still boozing, bitch . View Slideshow: 24 Celebrities Who Are Known Cheaters
Why are we here? What is the meaning of life? How does Kim Kardashian have millions of followers? The first trailer for Zoolander 2 has hit the Internet (it's in the computer, people) and it opens by having a narrator pose many of life questions to the audience. We then cut to Derek Zoolander himself, who throws some Blue Steel at us and who asks the most pressing question of all: If God exists, then why did He make ugly people? Well… why?!? Ponder that inquiry, try to think of a response and then prepare yourself for 2oolander Zoolander II Zoolander 2 to hit theaters on February 12, 2016. Owen Wilson, Will Ferrell, Christine Taylor, Billy Zane and Ben Stiller are all on board for it.
I don’t know who this model is… But her name is Yana Sotnikova … Which seems about right.. Her instagram is HERE And these pictures are by ALESSANDRO CASSAGRANDE , who is a pretty awesome photographer I don’t know, but who gets models naked for those of us who get ignored or restraining orders from models, since they don’t like use following them home at night…waiting for them change so that we can capture some pics of them to masturbate to.. Not that I’d ever do that…I’m too lazy…but you would…becuase pussy inspires you.. The post Yana Sotnikova by Alessandro Casagrande of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I don’t know who Rachel Hilbert is. I am going to assume she doesn’t fucking matter.. I am also going to assume she’s an instagram model…pretending to be an actual model…because brands only care about hiring instagram models…because instagram models. help build their instagram and everyone fucking loves instagram…I’ll just assume she’s just another rich kid trying to validate her existence through modeling…but maybe I’m wrong…maybe she’s the rare “found in a bus shelter” teen runaway success story…but I’m sticking to rich kid.. Oh…apparently, she’s a Victoria’s Secret model….which I don’t think is that much better than being an instagram model, which doesn’t mean she’s not an instagram model, it just means that a big horrible evil brand has taken her under their wing to peddle their shit to her audience…and I guess what I am saying is that this would be better if she was naked… The post Rachel Hilbert for Galore of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Would you be down to swirl with Brody???? Brody Jenner Photos While a number of people were tuned in to the 2015 ESPYs for the awards and moving speeches, others were transfixed on a certain celebrity in the audience. Caitlyn Jenner’s son Brody Jenner attended the awards with his girlfriend Kaitlynn Carter… and had a number of ladies, who obviously forgot how fine he is, swooning. Brody really is bae. Don’t you agree??? Hit the flip for more Brody Jenner photos.
Wale attends the Essence Music Festival and talks about his success with the the Album about nothing, speaks to the audience about today’s music and how people now are desensitized.
