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Whoopi Goldberg’s Tour Bus Explodes In Canada

Whoopi Goldberg‘s standup show was brought to a screeching halt this weekend when her tour bus burst into flames. While The View host was cracking jokes onstage at a casino in New Brunswick, Canada, her tour bus caught fire, TMZ.com reports. Her show was immediately stopped and the audience was evacuated from the auditorium. There’s […]

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Amy Schumer Claims to Love the Kardashians

Not everyone was amused by Amy Schumer as host of Saturday Night Live last weekend. The comedian opened the show with a monologue that took aim at the Kardashians, at one point telling viewers at home and in the audience: “We used to have Khloé. Khloé was ours, right? Whenever there’s a group of women, you identify with one of them, right? “Khloé, she lost half her body weight. She lost a Kendall, and we have nothing.” While the joke seems relatively harmless, and while Khloe herself has taken public pride in her weight loss, some have accused Schumer of body-shaming the star. Kardashian herself certainly seemed to take exception to the quip, writing on Twitter a day after it aired: “No need 2 tear down others just 2 make urself feel bigger. It actually makes u quite small. I’m on a healthy journey. I don’t care 4the hate.” So… with the ball back in Schumer’s court, the Trainwreck star made no secret on Instagram today that she was addressing Khloe and all the Kardashians, penning in response: “Nothing but love for that family. I like idea of sending women the message to be happy in their own skin. #peace.” Did anyone else notice that? A semi-apology, but also a semi-slam? After all, Schumer is right. The message should be for everyone to be happy in their own skin, shouldn’t it? So then why are Khloe and her sisters telling fans to go waist train in order to lose weight? View Slideshow: 13 Reasons Why We Adore Amy Schumer

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Watch Rita Ora Perform “Body On Me” On ‘The Ellen Show’

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Taking to ‘The Ellen Show’ stage, Rita Ora performed her newest single, “Body On Me” for the audience.

Watch Rita Ora Perform “Body On Me” On ‘The Ellen Show’

Taylor Swift Collects Nelly of the Day

Taylor Swift reminds me of a bad rich person’s bar mitzvah. You know, the kind of rich person who has the budget to hire anyone she wants from the last 50 years of music…to get on stage with her and perform some song and dance that looks like it’s some low level, discount cruise, nightly performance…you know the kind you see at the 3 star resort you saved up for 4 years to go to…only to realize nights are boring, but luckily they hired a group of cuban refugees to sing hit songs from the last 2 decades…it’s ghetto…which could be the reason Nelly Participated… Or Maybe, Nelly, is just desperate as fuck, has realized he’s a one trick pony, and like all one hit wonders, will go through life singing the same song for some money because it’s easy and there’s nothing else going on in his life… To be a rapper, willing and excited to be on Stage with Taylor Swift, is strictly to get her audience into your shit, and /or a cash grab…because I find the whole thing…humiliating… But I guess not as humiliating as Taylor Swift singing “Hot in Here”.. What is wrong with people, how can anyone think this weird variety show is cool, quality, or anything but a marketing stunt…a weird fucking marketing stunt…that is trying to get Taylor Swift to eat fucking everything… She is kinda hot though…even if she’s the devil… The post Taylor Swift Collects Nelly of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Pippa Middelton’s in a Bikini of the Day

Pippa Middelton is a disappointment……a massive fucking disappointment, that I can only blame the royal family for creating because there was a time that she was the wild, slutty, party girl sister of the future Queen, or mother of the future King…I don’t know how the Royal family works when it comes to them marrying commoners… But I do know that pre-wedding and babies, her sister was slated to be a Princess, like an official fucking princess, and that was the perfect time for this one to have a fucking meltdown and go off the rails and misbehave for attention, becasue that’s what the second tier sister always does…. But I guess the royals have it figured out, it’s not their first rodeo with commoners marrying in, and they know if they pay the sister a million dollars a year, to do nothing but “philanthropic” work..which is code for partying at classy events, in exchange for her to be publicly perfect…otherwise “off with her head”….it works out best for everyone… That doesn’t mean I can’t imagine her doing bad things…while in her bikini…because I am….you see, like I told a girl who used to send me nudes 5 years ago, but who has since gone corporate…people don’t change…just because their location, venue, socioeconomic position changes…they are still the same slut, you just have to get them when they drop their guard a bit…oftentimes…while drunk and/or roofied. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLCIK HERE The post Pippa Middelton’s in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Nicola Peltz Billionaire Bikini of the Day

Being a billionaire…makes me question why a girl would crave fame…but then I realize that she’s not the one who made the billions, so instead of being the “leave me alone” from being hassled for money from business partners, potential business partners, his ex wives, kids, mistresses…employees, etc….it’s enough to want to move upstate, be a reclusive and just throw money at your slutty daughter because you have no hope for her, but know she’ll be okay thanks to her trust fund you set up, so just her play for her entire life as an aspiring actress, so hungry and desperate for attention, possibly from him not giving her enough time, or maybe from him giving her eveyrthing she could possibly want that fame is that last mountain to climb, and the whole thing works for me…because why be a reclusive what you’re hot and have the ability to post bikini selfies…ride that Transformers gig cuz your dad gave Michael Bay money into as many bikini pics as you can…I’ll be your audience…hell, I’d even k-fed you…please let me k-fed you. The post Nicola Peltz Billionaire Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Tori Kelly Slays First-Ever MTV Video Music Awards Performance

She wasn't the most anticipated act of the evening. Nor are most people buzzing over Tori Kelly this morning, either, not after Kanye West announced a Presidential run … Justin Bieber broke down on stage … and Nicki Minaj called Miley Cyrus a bitch . But they should be. Tori Kelly made her first-ever appearance on stage at the event on Sunday and she absolutely killed it. The vocals on “Should've Been Us” were insane, while Kelly came across like a total rock star when throwing her guitar to the audience. Emotion? Talent? Enthusiasm? No wonder Tori Kelly received a well-deserved standing ovation after this performance ended. Take it in now.

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Body-Shaming Victim Calls Out Huge Loser in Awesome Open Letter

Lindsey Swift is our new hero. This United Kingdom native was out for a run with her boyfriend last week when some total loser rolled down his car window and galled at Swift about her weight. Similar to the mother of five who stood up to a bully by showing off her stretch marks , though, Swift did not sit back and let this moron bring her down. Instead, Lindsey took to Facebook and fired back an open letter to the “idiot who thought it was ok to heckle me with fat jokes.” It reads: Your comment was a clear indication of both your incredibly witty repartee and a feat of observational comedy. I am indeed a big girl, and I am indeed beautiful. Thanks for noticing. I’m not sure who you were telling I was fat, you clearly have eyes, and the only other people present were me and my boyfriend. I assure you that despite your concern I do own a mirror, and my boyfriend has seen my fat body as he too has eyes. Don’t tell anyone but I think he might even like it. Swift went on to say that “idiots are idiots” are typically she lets these kinds of comments slide right off her. But what about victims with less self-confidence than she possesses? Let me make one thing very clear, I am not ashamed of my body. It has never stopped me from doing anything I want. My fat body has done things that you, hanging out of the window of your babe-magnet white van could only ever dream of. Going on to say she plans to run a 10K and that it “baffles” her why anyone would try to discourage that kind of effort, Swift concludes in powerful fashion: I feel sorry for you. Your behaviour is not normal, and your manners are well below par. Most importantly though, I forgive you. Here’s hoping that anyone with a goal, fat or thin, isn’t put off by this kind of thing. I know I haven’t been. See. Like we said: Lindsey Swift is our new hero.

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Nathan Griffith to Jenelle Evans: You’re a Psycho Sociopath!

Nathan Griffith absolutely tore Jenelle Evans a new one on last night's Teen Mom 2 Season 6 Episode 6 , which was an intense installment. By this show's standards, that's saying something too. What exactly prompted the fight is not clear in this clip, but Nathan previously accused Jenelle of cheating on him. And that's not even all. He took off for a few days – supposedly – offering few details, then showed up at home right after texting Evans supposedly from Atlanta. Baiting her, he asks if she's going out that night with a huge grin on his face, as if he knows something she doesn't … or is totally insane. Soon enough, he erupts, saying the past two days out of town were the best of his LIFE, calling Jenelle Evans trailer trash and worse. Watch the confrontation unfold above, as Griffith labels the Teen Mom 2 star a sociopath and a psycho … and asks for his ring back. Her response? Pretty epic.

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News Anchor Makes Uranus Joke, Immediately Regrets It

HA! We have another entry to add to our ever-growing collection of hilariously awesome moments in news broadcasts. CKPG TV, a station in Canada, recently aired a report about the growth of fresh food in the International Space Station. It was actually pretty interesting and it delivered some fascinating pieces of information to the viewer. And when the report was finished airing, an anchor followed it up with a Uranus joke… which he seemed to immediately regret. We understand it's hard to resist a good Uranus joke, but perhaps this journalist should have had a better feel for his audience before opening his mouth.

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