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Audrina Patridge’s Breasts Are Popping Out

Posted on March 18, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’ve been waiting my whole life for this day to come, a day when Audrina Patridge goes to the nail salon to get her nails did and has a hell of a lot of trouble containing her big fake boobies. Look at those beautiful creatures making a break for it, they just want to be free, let them loose. They look kinda weird stuffed in there, they can’t be comfortable. I would be more than willing to give them a massage… With my face.

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Audrina Patridge Fake Boobs Are Gold

Posted on March 8, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s nobody Audrina Patridge at some party the other night, not anything to do with the Academy Awards obviously, but some other party for all the minor celebrities who aren’t invited to the big galas. I bet Andy Dick was at this one. Anyhow, her dress is pretty stupid looking other than the fact that it’s nicely wrapped around her big fake boobs. I think that Audrina would get more exposure if all she wore to these types of things was her roller girl bikini outfit from the other day, it can become her trademark, like Burt Reynolds’ mustache or Pamela Anderson’s Hepatitis. Just a thought.

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Audrina Patridge Bikini Pictures For FHM

Posted on March 2, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s Audrina Patridge and her big fake boobies gracing the pages of FHM magazine in some nice little bikinis. Love it. If I had to find a flaw, it would be that their aren’t enough pictures of her splashing around in what looks to be a very chilly ocean. I’m no expert photographer but it just seems to me that fake boobs and cold water go hand in hand. Just a suggestion. They might also want to throw in some jumping jacks. Always a crowd favorite.

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Audrina Patridge’s T-Shirt Knows The Drill

Posted on February 25, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This is what I like to see, an article of clothing that knows it’s strengths and weaknesses, there are two things that go very nicely with fake boobs in a white t-shirt, one is a bucket of water and the other is wind. Here’s Audrina Patridge with her t-shirt nicely wrapped around her sweet big fake boobies with a little help from mother nature and a perfectly timed gust of wind. Good job. Next time if you could throw in some rain, that would be awesome. Thanks.

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Audrina Patridge’s Fake Boobs In Short Shorts

Posted on February 24, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Now that I know Audrina Patridge and her big fake boobs are into douchebags , I bought myself an industrial size bucket of Lindsay Lohan self tanner and an Ed Hardy t-shirt which will be inappropriately too small once I’ve gained the mandatory extra douche weight. I was having a bit of trouble shaving a pencil thin chinstrap beard though, my stubble’s so light that I couldn’t really see it, so I dyed it jet black with some Just For Men gel. Hopefully she’ll like it as much as I like her denim short shorts. more pictures of Audrina Patridge here

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Audrina Patridge Has New Douchebaggage

Posted on February 23, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

What’s going on with all the chicks dating guys who look like absolute morons? Marisa Miller is a prime example of this terrible phenomenon . Now here’s Audrina Patridge and her big fake boobs out with her new boyfriend, we’ll call him insignificant other #1. Is douche the new handsome? Because I’ll put on thirty pounds and get a retarded haircut if that’s what it will take to get my hands on big fake boobs like Audrina’s. Someone needs to keep me up to date with this kind of thing.

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Audrina Patridge See Through Top Could Be Better

Posted on January 29, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s Audrina Patridge showing off her big fake Patridges in a slightly see through top. Remember the good old days when you could see a woman’s nipples when she wore a see through top? It was a simpler time back then

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Audrina Patridge’s Boobs Are My Guilty Pleasure

Posted on December 20, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Ever since Victoria Beckham got her breasts reduced, Audrina Patridge and her funbags are my new favorite guilty pleasure. Here she is showcasing them by strategically placing her purse strap in between them.

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Audrina Patridge’s Sweet Profile

Posted on December 18, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

As much as nobody Audrina Patridge annoys the crap out of me, she sure has a nice profile. Here she is doing nothing in a pair of skinny jeans and heels. Hot! If someone could convince her to lose the jacket and jump up and down on a mini trampoline it would be greatly appreciated.

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