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Audrina Patridge Lack Execution

The thought of The Hills nobody Audrina Patridge wearing a loose fitting tank top over her big fake boobies was a nice one, but the execution just wasn’t there. Mostly because she decided to ruin the whole party by wearing some sort of restrictive tube top like apparatus underneath it to securely fasten any chest luggage.

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Candice Swanepoel Picture Moment

Audrina Patridge’s Funbags Need To Be Freed

Here’s my second favorite useless nobody, Audrina Patridge in a rush heading somewhere. There’s nothing better than a women with fake tits on the run. It’s too bad I don’t have video of this in slow motion because that little bag of fun on the right, looks like it wants to be freed

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Audrina Patridge Needs To Turn On The Heat

I’m getting kind of sick of nobody Audrina Patridge living up to her nickname by always doing absolutely nothing. Sure she’s wearing a nice tank top which highlight her fake boobies, but a man can’t survive on boob pictures alone, I need substance… Where the f@#k did that come from?

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Heidi Klum: Best Halloween Costume

There are tons of pictures of celebrities in Halloween costumes from this weekend so I’m going to do my best and try to post the good ones. That said, it’s no surprise that Heidi Klum ’s crow is the winner this year

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I Dream Of Audrina

I have three wishes for Audrina . I wish she’d lose the outfit, sit on my lap and well, you guys know what the third one is. No need to write it out.

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Audrina Patridge Needs Some Tarting Up

Here’s nobody Audrina Patridge doing well, the usual, nothing. I don’t know what compels me to post pictures of this chick, she’s not showing off her fake tits or even wearing a decent outfit, I think she’s hypnotized me with her creepy lazy eye somehow. She’s kinda making a retarded face in the second picture if that means anything to you.

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Jenna Hoskins Picture Moment

Audrina Patridge In A Hot Little Number

I have to admit that Audrina Patridge is at her absolute hottest when she’s wearing sunglasses and has her mouth shut. Once she opens her mouth and loses the glasses, her upper lip disappears and her lazy eye starts wandering, I lose all sexual attraction. Here she is in a hot little short short jumpsuit looking good enough to eat.

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Audrina Patridge Is Red Hot

Since this is the second Audrina Patridge post of the day, I would like to keep things to a minimum. She is useless after all and there is no reason to go into detail on what I’d like to do to her if the law permitted it

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