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Alejendra Guilmant by Ricahard Bernardin for Treats! of the Day

Posted on March 24, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here are some pictures by photographer Ricahard Bernadrin for Treats! Magazine, which in case you didn’t know is a magazine financed by the Facebook twins, who sued after the fact, and still made 100s of millions without any work, all in efforts to lure in the newest and hottest young models who don’t really work in LA, to get good shoots taken, so that all these rich people have an excuse to creep on them, sugar daddy them, hang out with them, throw parties with them…to feed their egos, and give them something tight and fresh to cum on, since most things in LA, after spending a year in LA, are stretched out and loose fitting like an old shoe, after being used by producers and directors and agents and really anyone…thanks to false promises and not knowing they have no souls… All this to say, hot girls with big dreams or not, Treats! produces some of the best shoots like this…and I don’t know who ALejandra is…but I like her nakedness…and I guess that’s the whole point… The post Alejendra Guilmant by Ricahard Bernardin for Treats! of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Karolina Kurkova Upskirt of the Day

Posted on July 14, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The wind VS Karolina Kurkova and the win won….or maybe we all won because we got to see a flash of her ass just as the paparazzi snapped of a pic…and maybe she won because people are talking about her again…and maybe I won because she is my Facebook friend and this is a good opportunity for me to tell her that I love her and want to have her babies, or at least try to have her babies, by cumming inside her, because cumming inside a girl is the only way to be romantic in this porno filled face fucking world… Mother nature and the weather are my friends…especially when they bring in flash rain storms on girls in white shirts…or surprise winds on girls in loose fitting dresses…. That’s why you should all recycle…. #SAVETHEPLANET. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Kate Upton Posing With a Giant Pic of Her Fat Self of the Day

Posted on July 31, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kate Upton has figured out another way to not look like she’s pushing 180 pounds…. I am not talking wearing black cuz it is slimming or loose fitting tailored dresses that cover up her “problem” spots…or how she managers to stretch her average at best face at the right angle so that her double chin stretches out….or even the fact that she’s wearing massive fucking heels or facing the wall at an angle so no one sees her belly….or width… I am talking posing with a massive picture of herself, because with this optical illusion it’s hard to figure out how big she really is… She’s always one step ahead…mastering the art of deception while making millions…tricking people into thinking she’s in high demand…insane….. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Jessica Alba for the Sunday Times of the Day

Posted on June 18, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Jessica Alba was in the Sunday Times and she looked pretty fucking lovely, despite not being naked enough for my liking, she’s Jessica Alba, and has never been naked enough for my liking, she always knew she was hot, and always knew that getting naked would end her appeal, so she never fucking did it. I just assumed falling off the map and having a couple of kids would have made her more desperate, only instead of taking any job she can get, now more naked because she’s eager to get back in the limelight, or even to establish herself as an actor now that she’s more comfortable being spread out on a table in front of a room full of people thanks to child birth… But instead she took the Martha’s Stewart route…you know if Martha Stewart wore evening gowns on tennis courts..

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Kate Upton Cleavage for Some Campaign of the Day

Posted on June 18, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kate Upton was hired to do some campaign for some company I am not going to bother to track down to tell you about, because ultimately, they don’t matter, but luckily their creative director understood a very simple thing when it came to shooting this campaign with Kate Upton…and that is…show off her tits, make her face look pretty basic, but hide that double chin, and at all costs…hide her stomach…loose fitting shirts that are low-cut for the win…cuz when I see Kate Upton like this, her awkward shape, doesn’t bother me, and her sloppy tits are fun to look at… Don’t confuse this as me endorsing Kate Upton, I already feel like she’s won too much at life and it’s time of her to back seat…

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Emily Didonato’s Lingerie Campaign of the Day

Posted on June 10, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Emily Didonato has shown her NIPPLES FOR FASHION ….and it was semi-disappointing, knowing that Jake Gyllenhaal, enemy of DRUNKENSTEPFATHER.com, owns them, before remembering that Jake Gyllenhaal, enemy of DRUNKENSTEPFATHER.com, is a homosexual, who has probably only seen these nipples, while shopping for bikinis, or when one tit slipped out while they were pretending to be in a relationship, and she was either bending over in a loose fitting shirt to pick something up off the floor, or changing before going to a function where she was going to play his beard, at leas that’s what you’d like to think, cuz knowing a bitch, especially a hot bitch, is doing groupie shit with such a loser, no matter how famous he is, ruins her….so it’s better to pretend their genitals never got jammed up in each other….. Here she is modelling lingerie…

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Kate Upton is Awkward Looking on Set of the Day

Posted on May 2, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kate Upton reminds me of a loose fitting condom, which coincidently would be as played out as Kate Upton if I actually used condoms, because I have a small penis. She’s overrated, she’s fucked the system, I don’t care how much of a big titty fetishist you are, you know that her belly, or hips or midsection, is not deserving of the attention she’s getting. Attention that has landed her acting work, in movies, like a fucking talent, that we all know she clearly isn’t, in what is just lies that burn my fucking eyes. But for some reason, dudes think she’s amazing, and that reason, is brainwashing. The fact she’s as famous as she is, is just one other example of the media saturated retards we’ve become. And here she is on set in short shorts, that would probably fit you like pants, cuz she’s a monster doin’ the monster mash. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Jenny Garth is in a Bikini for Easter of the Day

Posted on April 1, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Jenny Garth is a 40 year old mother of 3, who is turning 41 in 2 days, and who clearly understands that you should never give up trying to have sex appeal, even if your vagina is a loose fitting wind sock that has survived a hurricane at the air strip, you know shredded fabric hanging off from a thread, before it plummets to it’s impending death, retired from its service as a wind sock…if you know what I mean, and you would if you’ve ever banged a chick with 3 kids. Her body fat is low, she’s catering to my ANOREXIA PORN FETISH , but less ill and weak and more fit and clean eating. I just find the whole thing funny, because isn’t this what all girls are supposed to look like? When did being doughy become the norm and being fit become shocking. It’s not like she’s hit menopause yet. I think the public is just accepting being fat and lazy and that’s a real tragedy, cuz it makes going to the beach a lot less of this and a lot more of THIS TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Doutzen Kroes Early with Half Naked Xmas Pics of the Day

Posted on December 26, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I want to have sex with this Holiday picture of Doutzen Kroes…because it is just a picture and not actually her…cuz the actual her has a kid…and everyone knows girls with kids…even if they bounce back with their bodies…have shitty loose fitting vaginas….which isn’t saying much since my micropenis finds all vagina loose fitting…but that doesn’t mean I like lookin’ at it flap in the fucking wind…on set at the photoshoots she gets overpaid on….even if I kinda like fisting it…Guilty pleasures….. Either way, she’s a solid 364 days early on this shit….but I’ll still look cuz she’s half naked.

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Miley Cyrus’ Body Just Keeps getting Better

Posted on July 11, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Jesus! I’ve had a lot of pictures of Miley Cyrus coming and going from the gym on the site over the last few months, she’s got to get in shape for her hillbilly wedding, but the honestly just keep getting better and better. Here she is showing off that amazing little body in some tight yoga pants and a loose fitting belly shirt. Awesome. If this pilates studio used Miley in there commercials, they’d have chicks lined up around the block to join. Hell, I want to join and I have boy parts.

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