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Audrina Patridge, Miss J, Cee Lo Green Reminisce On ‘When I Was 17’

Stars remember meeting fashion designers and skipping school in latest episode. By Mawuse Ziegbe Cee Lo Green Photo: MTV Miss J is a beacon of fierceness for the droves of starry-eyed, wannabe catwalkers on “America’s Next Top Model.” But there was a time — way back when he was just a starry-eyed teenager — when the reality judge and runway coach didn’t even have the most rudimentary sense of the biggest movers and shakers in fashion. On the latest episode of “When I Was 17,” the style maven recalled heading to an open casting call for one of renowned French designer Jean-Paul Gaultier’s events — even though he had no idea who the sartorial master was. “I went to Bergdorf Goodman for the casting,” he said. “There was hundreds of people waiting. I thought to myself, ‘What’s gonna make me stand out?’ and I just thought, ‘Be yourself, personality.’ I had nothing else to sell.” Armed with his famously dramatic personality, Miss J sold it. He brought the attitude and booked the gig — despite leaving an important piece of his wardrobe at home. “When I got to see him, he said, ‘Hello.’ And I said, ‘Hello.’ He put me in clothing, and I remember I wasn’t wearing underwear that day. I wasn’t wearing panties, but I hid in the corner, put on the outfit and I put on this attitude… but I got the show.” When Cee Lo was 17, he had no trouble getting a job, and rotated through an array of random gigs. The “F— You” singer remembered one job, however, that got a little off track. “I remember one that was really funny — I worked in a warehouse where they were putting together the Frito-Lay variety boxes of chips,” The Lady Killer singer explained. “I was on the end and I would push them through the plastic part where they would kinda do the overlay of plastic. “One time I look back over the conveyor belt, and I just remember potato chips just falling all over the floor,” he says. And when the chips hit the ground, “Closet Freak” star decided it was time to make a run for it. “I was like, ‘Oh, no. I’m out!’ ” he said. “The Hills” good girl Audrina Patridge tended to stay out of trouble when she was 17, but she wasn’t able to resist a day spent lounging by the shore instead of hitting books. “One day, my friends and I decided to ditch school and go to the beach, and I wrote a fake note: ‘Please excuse Audrina Patridge. She wasn’t feeling well today. Any questions, call,’ ” Patridge recalled. “So I just ditched school and I went [to the beach], and our counselor at the time called my mom and asked where I was, and so she covered for me.” While mom stuck to Patridge’s lie, she didn’t let the episode slip under the rug. Instead, she exaggerated the fib so much that the “Dancing with the Stars” alum kind of wished she really was sick. “She told them that I was really, really sick and that I was throwing up, and she did it to embarrass me, because when they called me into the office the next day, I had to sit there in front of all of them and tell them that I was throwing up and that I had diarrhea and I had to stick to her story,” she remembered. “It was probably one of the last times I ever ditched — first and last.” “When I Was 17” airs Saturdays at 11 a.m. on MTV Related Videos When I Was 17 (Season 2) | Ep. 6 | Cee Lo Green, Miss J Alexander, Audrina Patridge Related Photos When I Was 17 (Season 2) | Ep. 6 | Cee Lo Green, Miss J Alexander, Audrina Patridge

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Audrina Patridge’s Stalker — Prison Bound

Filed under: Audrina Patridge , Celebrity Justice Audrina Patridge doesn’t have to worry about her stalker for a while — because the guy was just sentenced to spend the next two years in prison. Zachary Loring — who was arrested outside of Audrina’s home earlier this year — pled no contest to felony… Read more

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Audrina Patridge FHM Germany (September 2010)

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Selena Gomez Is Too Cute To Be 18

I still can’t believe that Selena Gomez is eighteen years old, she’s way too cute to be an adult, she looks like she should be selling cookies door to door with her little friends. That sounded a lot less creepy in my head, but I’d definitely buy a few boxes from her. For some reason that sounded just as creepy, I’m going to quit while I’m ahead.

‘Sex Bomb’ Explodes on ‘Dancing With the Stars’

Filed under: Brandy , Bristol Palin , The Situation , David Hasselhoff , Audrina Patridge , Dancing with the Stars TMZ is blowing the lid off of the ” Dancing with the Stars ” premiere — ’cause we know EVERY SINGLE THING that’s set to go down on the show … from songs to props and even EXPLOSIONS! BTW — SPOILER ALERT follows: The most shocking performance –… Read more

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Audrina Patridge’s Little Booty In Short Shorts

Here’s Audrina Patridge showing off her hot little Dancing With The Stars body in a sweet pair of short shorts and an even sweeter little tank top. I can’t wait to see those fake boobies bouncing around my television. I’m still holding auditions for the latest season of Dancing With The Celebrity Blogger , there’s lots of room left Audrina, so far I’ve got a couple of crack whores and a midget who may or may not have defecated in my laundry basket. I knew I shouldn’t have trusted that mini douche. more pictures of Audrina Patridge here

Audrina Patridge Tits for DWTS of the Day

I don’t know why I am posting this…I guess it’s just a tribute to a cheesy fucking girl a lot of people wanted to fuck, who was at the peak of her career just one year ago, and now already on DWTS. It usually takes useless celebs decades to get to this level of irrelevance….and desperation… Can’t wait to see what sex tape drops 6 months after she gets kicked off DWTS…and in the meantime, I’ll be staring at her fake tits to see just how realistic their bounce is when they cha-cha, but more importantly, I’ll be visualizing how she fucks…cuz you know a girl’s dancing….says a lot about how they fuck….. More to come…

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Audrina Patridge Dancing With The Boobs

Here’s Audrina Patridge leaving another fake boobie filled rehearsal for the new season of Dancing With The Stars . I’m still not sure if I’m going to watch this crap, I don’t think I can sit through it, I want to see her ‘talents’ bouncing around the stage in sexy outfits, but I don’t want to have to watch or listen to anything that has to do with Dancing With The Stars . It’s quite a dilemma. Can I program my Tivo to record her with the sound off in slow motion? I need a nerd.

Audrina Patridge’s Body Is Gonna Get Tighter

This Dancing With The Stars garbage is normally a pretty good workout that turns half decent soft chicks into hard bodied half decent chicks, so I’m looking forward to what’s going to happen to Audrina Patridge’s tight little body. Here she is leaving the DWTS studios in her sweet tight spandex looking pretty damn hot. For a complete nobody she’s actually got a pretty damn good body on her which is just going to get better. As long as her big fake boobs don’t change I’m good.

Audrina Patridge’s See Through Top Is Decent

Here’s Audrina Patridge’s weird lazy eyes trying to distract us from the fact that she’s wearing a nice see through top. Nice try weirdo. This is the kind of look I like, a short eighties hooker style leather mini skirt and a top that shows off her lacy bra. She looks like she should be leaning in the window of a beat up old Oldsmobile on the street corner somewhere. It’s really a shame that stupid jacket is covering up her fake chesticles .