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Audrina Patridge Is Dancing With The Stars

Here’s Audrina Patridge heading to the Dancing With The Stars rehearsals. I didn’t know that Audrina was part of the cast this season but I’m glad she is. I definitely want to see that body work “the Forbidden Dance”/Lambada. Unfortunately, I have a bad feeling that she will be one of the first eliminated. Let’s hope not.

Audrina Patridge’s Fake Boobies Doing Nothing

Hmmm. I think I’m running out of things to say about Audrina Patridge . I’m not kidding, here she is doing….. Nothing. Literally nothing, she’s walking down the street doing absolutely nothing. Granted she’s wearing a nice little top that’s kind of falling off, but aside from that nothing. And that’s what’s happening in my pants when I look at these pictures….. Nothing! Thanks a lot.

Ali vs. Audrina: Who’d You Rather?

Filed under: Ali Fedotowky , Audrina Patridge , Who'd You Rather? Newly engaged ” Bachelorette ” Ali Fedotowsky (25) and a Justin Bobby free ” Hills ” babe Audrina Patridge (25) shared a smile while attending a benefit in West Hollywood yesterday. The question is… Read more

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Sinead O’Connor — Third Marriage Is the Charm

Filed under: Sinead O'Connor , Paparazzi Photo Looking like the owners of an herbal shop in Berkeley, California, former lesbian Sinead O’Connor and her new third husband Steve Cooney were spotted in Dublin this weekend. While the 43-year-old mother of four wore a crucifix, she did not tear up a pic… Read more

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Audrina Patridge — Bikini Bikini in Bora Bora

Filed under: Audrina Patridge , Corey Bohan , Paparazzi Photo Sporting matching hairless chests, former ” Hills ” star Audrina Patridge and her sometimes boyfriend Justin Bobby Corey Bohan turned up the heat while on vacation in Bora Bora this weekend. Smooth. Read more

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Bar Refaeli Tits with Leo of the Day

Bar Refaeli is one of the hotter girls in the world. She’s the kind of hot girl who I humor myself by talking to fake profiles pretending to be her on twitter and facebook, you know to make me feel like she’s into me, even though I know it isn’t her….She is the reason I masturbate to memories of a Jewish girl I once got with…she wasn’t quite as put together as Bar Refaeli, if anything she happened to be very fucking disgusting…like a hairy little troll that has nothing to do with her religion, but everything to do with the good Jewish girls being too busy getting with respectable people…so I was stuck with this bitch wh was so hairy that her vagina was like a pillow in her panties, her face like an accidenteed Sarah Jessica Parker and her mustache made for a perfect place to cum, since it held my orgasm there better than hairless skin, kinda like putting sand on an icy step… So here is Bar Refaeli properly representing Israel and her tits with her longterm boyfriend Leonardo DiCaprio at a party I wasn’t invited to because I was too busy with my fist up my wife’s ass and pussy, it’s her new thing…cuz it is the only way she feels anything….while I remain more and more dead on the inside with every thrust….

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Audrina Bikini Pictures of the Day

Audrina Patridge brought her fake tits and tight little body out in a bikini with some X-Games, Vans Warped Tour lookin motherfucker. The shit is staged and paid for by the paparazzi agency who took the pictures, cuz I guess she is accessible, affordable, everyone likes seeing her in her bikini, she’s not too busy since her show was canceled, not that that ever made her too busy, and because she’s still relevant enough to bother with, and she’s just trying to stay relevant as long as possible, cuz it pays the fucking mortgage…. You know what’s a reality star to do to stay relevant….but more importantly…what’s a reality star willing to do to stay relevant….only time will tell…and in the meantime here she is at what I consider her best and most relevant to date…. You know, the future may be hazy for her, but at least she’s making ends meet and keeping her head above water, but I think she should thank her fake tits for that, they are the kind of investment that won’t ever let her fully drown…. PS – These could be old – But who really cares…

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Audrina vs. Kristin vs. LC: Who’d You Rather?

Filed under: Audrina Patridge , Kristin Cavallari , Lauren Conrad , The Hills ” The Hills ” actresses Audrina Patridge , Kristin Cavallari and Lauren Conrad kept it real for once by all showing up the show’s finale in Hollywood last night. Question is … Read more

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Audrina Patridge Fake Boobies Go Bongo

Here’s Audrina Patridge strutting her stuff for something called Bongo , I don’t know what that is, but you seem to only be able to get it at really classy stores like K-Mart . Anyhow, whatever it is they got her to go topless in a little jean jacket so it’s alright with me. It’s funny because Bongo is exactly the sound that goes off in my head when I look at Audrina’s big fake boobies….. There it is again. Nice.

Friend Describes "Tremendous Pain," Struggle of Jennifer Capriati

We’re happy to hear that Jennifer Capriati is recovering from her prescription pill overdose on Sunday, but the former tennis great has a long road to recovery says a friend. Former professional tour player Justin Gimelstob told The Early Show on CBS this morning that his pal “has a huge void that she needs to fill” in life, now that sports are no longer an option. “She’s in tremendous pain physically and mentally. She struggled with depression, and it’s a tough story,” Gimelstob said. Exactly, Sports Illustrated: Jennifer Capriati was only 13 when she debuted on the women’s tour. That’s the problem she now faces. Capriati may own three Grand Slam titles and a Gold Medal, but the 34-year old never enjoyed a regular childhood and the “social interaction” to help her later in life, added Gimelstob: “She said tennis gives her structure. Without that, that’s when the problems ensue, and she’s had trouble finding an identity and a sense of purpose.” A somewhat apt comparison could likely be made here between Capriati and Lindsay Lohan , couldn’t it? The latter fell off the rails as her movie career fell apart. In closing, Gimelstob said Capriati’s mother is remaining as positive as she can: “[Jennifer’s mom] is a very religious woman. She said God is good [and] God is taking care of [Jen].”

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