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Audrina Patridge Shows Off Her Juicy Boobies

Posted on March 23, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s Audrina Patridge and her juicy boobies walking by the beach the other day after some photoshoot or something like that. I know she’s no supermodel, but those sweet fake funbags of hers make me wish she was, because maybe we’d get a chance to see them without those annoying shirts or bras or bikini or all of the above. Supermodels do fancy topless luxury car or lingerie ads all the time, maybe with a few tigers or some other sort of exotic animal with them, it’s no big deal. Who am I kidding, the only modeling gig Audrina gets is for a hamburger joint . I still want a taste of that tender front meat. more pictures of Audrina Patridge here

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Audrina Patridge Works A Popsicle

Posted on March 22, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’ve always found the site of two chicks feeding each other popsicles to be somewhat erotic, I don’t know what it is. That’s not true, of course I know what it is and it involves tag team felatio. Here’s Audrina Patridge and her friend teasing me while enjoying a couple of frozen treats. I don’t know why they have pompoms and are dressed like high-school cheerleaders, but it’s certainly not hurting the situation. I would have chosen some tighter t-shirts, but that’s just me. You can’t win them all. Enjoy.

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Audrina Patridge’s Breasts Are Popping Out

Posted on March 18, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’ve been waiting my whole life for this day to come, a day when Audrina Patridge goes to the nail salon to get her nails did and has a hell of a lot of trouble containing her big fake boobies. Look at those beautiful creatures making a break for it, they just want to be free, let them loose. They look kinda weird stuffed in there, they can’t be comfortable. I would be more than willing to give them a massage… With my face.

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Amanda Seyfried Is Not A Very Good Flasher

Posted on March 16, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s Amanda Seyfried trying to show off her potential, by potential I mean boobies, by flashing the paparazzi the other night in her blue dress. It’s not working. As uncomfortable as it is for me to admit this, I’ve seen my fair share of flashers over the years, apparently a lot of sex offenders lived in my neighborhood, but this is not how you go about it. First of all the trench coat should be an ugly shade of shit brown, you should be wearing nothing but a pair of black socks and some dress shoes and you’re supposed to at least give me a heads up by asking for the time. Amateur. Although, the fact that she doesn’t have a penis is a big plus.

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Audrina Patridge Almost Gives Us A Treat

Posted on March 16, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s Audrina Patridge outside some club last night almost giving us a nice little ass flash. Unfortunately, almost just isn’t going to cut it in this business. What a tease. Judging by her hooker boots, I would say a peek at her ass would probably run you about ten bucks. That’s a pretty good deal. Anyhow, she looks pretty hot. I’m really only posting these pictures because I want women out there to see these boots and possibly go out and buy a pair so that when I spend my afternoons downtown in the park eating ice cream sandwiches and staring at women it’s not a total waste of time. more pictures of Audrina Patridge here

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Live – Audrina Patridge’s Alleged Stalker in Court

Posted on March 9, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

We’re live inside the L.A. courtroom where Audrina Patridge’s alleged stalker, Zachary Loring, is set for a pretrial hearing. The last time Zachary was in court, he flipped the bird and yelled obscenities … so stay tuned. … Permalink

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Live – Audrina Patridge’s Alleged Stalker in Court

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Audrina Patridge Fake Boobs Are Gold

Posted on March 8, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s nobody Audrina Patridge at some party the other night, not anything to do with the Academy Awards obviously, but some other party for all the minor celebrities who aren’t invited to the big galas. I bet Andy Dick was at this one. Anyhow, her dress is pretty stupid looking other than the fact that it’s nicely wrapped around her big fake boobs. I think that Audrina would get more exposure if all she wore to these types of things was her roller girl bikini outfit from the other day, it can become her trademark, like Burt Reynolds’ mustache or Pamela Anderson’s Hepatitis. Just a thought.

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Some Behind the Scenes Audrina Pictures Cuz She Looks Good of the Day

Posted on March 5, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Last week I stepped back from hating everythign “The Hills” and tried to forget that the shit has polluted our life, where everywhere we looked, we’d see these fake celebrities and I allowed myself to appreciate Audrina for the hot body she is, because with a little Photoshop, she can become a pretty incredible thing. It was a mistake to have her on TV, or on video, or opening her retard mouth for people to hear, and the focus of her career should have never diverted from the original purpose of those fake tits… So here are some behind the scenes pictures and again, she looks fucking great…and it really pains me to write that but I can’t change the fucking truth…

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Some Behind the Scenes Audrina Pictures Cuz She Looks Good of the Day

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Audrina Patridge Is Sexy Roller Girl

Posted on March 5, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| 1 Comment

Earlier this week I had some sweet pictures of Audrina Patridge in her bikini for FHM which I thought were pretty damn hot. Now I’ve got some even hotter behind the scenes pictures of her in a tank top, bikini bottoms and roller-skates. This is what I imagine all the women in heaven are wearing. Imagine slow motion video of her fake boobies rolling down a bumpy road. Jesus! I’m going to take a nap in the hopes that I’ll dream about these pictures. Enjoy.

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Bikini Clad Audrina Patridge Covers FHM Magazine

Posted on March 3, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Audrina Patridge turns up the sexiness for the April issue of FHM Magazine . Wearing a bright red bikini, The Hills hottie shows off the body that has made her one of the sexiest reality TV stars. The Hills is about to start its sixth season on MTV and has regularly pulled in three million viewers in the USA.

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