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Audrina Patridge in FHM: Hot or Not?

Posted on March 2, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

We’re not really sure if Audrina Patridge is famous anymore, or whether people want to see pictures of her, but we found these shots from FHM, so here you go! The generally likable, mostly harmless star of The Hills shows off her enormous boobs and even more disproportional forehead in April’s issue of the magazine. This is pretty much what she’s known for, wearing bikinis and dating a lot of random dudes (most recently Ryan Cabrera ). Okay, enough talk. Here’s the cover: FHM : Hereby known as Fake Hills Magazine . Eh, we’re sort of over it. Not that she isn’t a cute girl, and we’re sure she’s probably really nice, but if you’ve seen 19 Audrina bikini spreads, you’ve seen ’em all. We’re unsure whether she’s attractive or not. You be the judge. Take a closer look. Click to enlarge more pictures of Audrina Patridge and see what you think … [Photos : FHM]

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Audrina Patridge Bikini Pictures For FHM

Posted on March 2, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s Audrina Patridge and her big fake boobies gracing the pages of FHM magazine in some nice little bikinis. Love it. If I had to find a flaw, it would be that their aren’t enough pictures of her splashing around in what looks to be a very chilly ocean. I’m no expert photographer but it just seems to me that fake boobs and cold water go hand in hand. Just a suggestion. They might also want to throw in some jumping jacks. Always a crowd favorite.

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Audrina Patridge Doing What She’s Supposed to Be Doin’ of the Day

Posted on March 1, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

With a little photoshop and little clothes Audrina is fuckin’ rockin, so I’m not sure why her career is based on her not being half naked and photoshopped. I seriously would not hate her nearly as much as I do if she just embraced what she was supposed to be doing, instead of polluting TV and events like some kind of fucking joke she clearly is on the regular, when she could just be releasing pictures of her naked or topless on the regular instead. Sure, I’m not a manager or agent, and if I was all I would be doing is trying to get the bitches in as little clothing as possible, but I am a man and I can tell you that in Audrina’s case, it would really make her a valid contribution to society, instead of the stain on society she’s become, so let’s just hope this is a preview of what’s to come, because if she’s capable of this, she’s capable of more, dirtier and better shit, just as soon as she gets her head out of her ass and realizes this is all she has going for her….

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Audrina Patridge: Bad Acting Got Me Towed

Posted on February 27, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Filed under: The Hills , Audrina Patridge Audrina Patridge had to pay nearly $400 to get her car out of the tow shop yesterday — but when she told us her car was towed while she was in acting class … well, that $400 seems well spent by comparison.She’s been acting on “The Hills” for all … Permalink

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Posted on February 26, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

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Audrina Patridge, Ryan Cabrera Film The Hills

Posted on February 25, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Audrina Patridge and Ryan Cabrera are not only an item, they’re co-workers. Well, kind of. For her, “work” is being on MTV’s non-reality show The Hills. It looks like Cabrera has agreed to come on board the long-running program, filming scenes last Friday evening at Hollywood club La Vida with Audrina. The two were being filmed “for about an hour at a secluded table on the patio,” according to witnesses. Wonder what the cue cards had ’em talk about. A rep for Ryan Cabrera confirmed that he’ll appear on the show, but hasn’t yet signed a deal. Looks as though his career is “On the Way Down.” Sorry, had to. Audrina Patridge and Ryan Cabrera do make a cute couple, we gotta say. Nice to see them yogether on The Hills and in real life! [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com] Having dated years ago, the singer and reality star rekindled their romance in January. The two were seen holding hands in Mexico earlier this month. “Ryan is a great guy,” a pal tells Us . “Audrina is having fun! It’s easy to see why. He seems chill, and Patridge’s most famous Hills romance was with that douche Justin-Bobby . From there, one can only improve. Other men in her life haven’t been that much better. Corey Bohan fizzled out, and Zachary Loring , well … he’s certifiably insane and stalks her a lot.

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Audrina Patridge’s T-Shirt Knows The Drill

Posted on February 25, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This is what I like to see, an article of clothing that knows it’s strengths and weaknesses, there are two things that go very nicely with fake boobs in a white t-shirt, one is a bucket of water and the other is wind. Here’s Audrina Patridge with her t-shirt nicely wrapped around her sweet big fake boobies with a little help from mother nature and a perfectly timed gust of wind. Good job. Next time if you could throw in some rain, that would be awesome. Thanks.

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This Just In: Audrina’s New Boy-Toy Ryan Cabrera Heads for The Hills

Posted on February 24, 2010 by | Leave a comment

The Hills: So long, Justin Bobby! Audrina Patridge has a new man, and he’s officially Hills-bound. Music man Ryan Cabrera was spotted filming scenes for the waning reality hit’s sixth…

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Audrina Patridge’s Fake Boobs In Short Shorts

Posted on February 24, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Now that I know Audrina Patridge and her big fake boobs are into douchebags , I bought myself an industrial size bucket of Lindsay Lohan self tanner and an Ed Hardy t-shirt which will be inappropriately too small once I’ve gained the mandatory extra douche weight. I was having a bit of trouble shaving a pencil thin chinstrap beard though, my stubble’s so light that I couldn’t really see it, so I dyed it jet black with some Just For Men gel. Hopefully she’ll like it as much as I like her denim short shorts. more pictures of Audrina Patridge here

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Audrina Patridge — Safe Once More

Posted on February 23, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Filed under: Audrina Patridge Audrina Patridge says she feels safer now that a judge issued a new 5-year protective order against her alleged stalker … and we would too, after he went ape during his arraignment yesterday.Zachary Loring officially pled not guilty to felony … Permalink

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